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Linus to be hunted down by Slicks mother

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In a recent revelation witnessed on the weekly Wan Show Slicks Mother called and told Linus he always seems to put Slick on the brink of death. So to combat this issue she has put out an open threat against Linus so that if Slick is hurt while Linus is in charge of him she will hunt him down.

 

What shall happen next death, murder, or suffering? Wait until Linus gets back from his next adventure to find out.

 

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P.S. Aliens have probed Slicks Mom which explains her recent behavior and tendency towards aggression.

 

P.P.S that was a joke

 

P.P.P.S that was not a joke

 

Edit: Make a few-lot- of spelling errors and the internet will chew you up and spit you out

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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You need to improve your spelling, m8.

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You need to improve your spelling, m8.

What do you mean by that, Enderman

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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What do you mean by that, Enderman

 

I think he means you need to improve your spelling.

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Hhahaha that part was funny 

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I think he means you need to improve your spelling.

Yeah I just saw it, do you know how to change a title?

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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What do you mean by that, Enderman

"hunted" not "hunter"

"hurt" not "heart"

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linus is getting tortured first that a fact

this is one of the greatest thing that has happened to me recently, and it happened on this forum, those involved have my eternal gratitude http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/198850-update-alex-got-his-moto-g2-lets-get-a-moto-g-for-alexgoeshigh-unofficial/ :')

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"hunted" not "hunter"

"hurt" not "heart"

I fixed it

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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I fixed it

 

hunted down my by Slicks mother.

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not as funny as Linus' joke at the end, I still occasionally giggle because of it.

After party right?  :D

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not as funny as Linus' joke at the end, I still occasionally giggle because of it.

@Sharif death by snu snu hahahaha

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@Lanoi http://www.twitch.tv/linustech/b/565570890 starting at 4:32 xD

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Shouldn't this be in off-topic?

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Shouldn't this be in off-topic?

yep. It's pretty hilarious tho.

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Shouldn't this be in off-topic?

 

This is serious news though, what will the tech world do without Linus?!?

 

#LinusSupportGroup2014

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Shouldn't this be in off-topic?

How is our leader being threatened with potential hunting of any thing but tech news?

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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#LinusSupportGroup2014

#LinusNeedsLoveToo

And so GabeN has told us to march forthith unto the Land of Holy welding our swords of mice, shields of keyboards, and helmets of Oculus Rifts where we shall reclaim it-which is rightfully ours-from the PUNY Console Peasants from whom armed only with mere controllers we shall decimate in all forms of battle and we shall dominate even in their most ridiculous tradition and infatuation of CoD. Yes, my brothers- sisters and trans sexuals too- we shall destroy the inferior of races with our might and majesty. And if any Peasants wish to join us they must speak now or forever perish. -Ancient Speech from a Leader of Old, Book of Murratri section 2

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