I go back to school tomorrow, and I would like to figure out two things.

[TheSLSAMG]

Hello. As the title says, I am going back to school tomorrow. Exciting! (Not really, but I am a senior now) And I wanted to figure out two things. The computers at school are AMD A8/4GB/500GB machines from Lenovo, and I wanted to know how to run Minecraft on a flash drive for them and run a proxy web browser on a flash driver to use on them (since the school computers block a majority of non-educational sites). Thanks for any incoming help!

[Askew]

nigga please you might as well stay home if you're gonna do that at school

[DoubleY]

You can change the game directory in the launcher settings:

[Clyne]

Well i remember i used to play minecraft on the school computers by having a java file that someone gave me, i think they did something to it so it can't be recognized as a game. 

[PokémonTrainerFour]

You're still in school?

My life is a fucking lie

 

i would assume if you had all of the assets for minecraft on your flash drive as well as the .exe it should work?

Or store it to the school server and be edgy.

[SAV1OUR]

fudge running a minecraft server, ddos the school so schools canceled because the networks down 

[ThyFeared]

nigga please you might as well stay home if you're gonna do that at school

This.

But mosty likely your school will block minecraft from connecting (my school blocked anything and everything that wasn't in their network.)

[DoubleY]

fudge running a minecraft server, ddos the school so schools canceled because the networks down 

That isn't how it works... 

[SAV1OUR]

You can change the game directory in the launcher settings:

hi matthew  

[SAV1OUR]

That isn't how it works... 

shhh you're not meant to know that 

[DoubleY]

hi matthew

You act like it's a secret

[rambi36]

Wow @TheSLSAMG those are ths same exact computers they have in my PC lab! . Just FYI you can't run the launcher on NYCDOE computers since they block the launcher from connecting to the internet so ur kinda screwed unless you find an older minecraft file

[SAV1OUR]

You act like it's a secret

i never view your profile though  

[Guest Kloaked]

shhh your not meant to know that 

 

[DoubleY]

i never view your profile though  

 

 

 

YOU DO NOT KNOW PRIVILEGED INFORMATION 

[SAV1OUR]

itz dun fuxed 

[SkilledRebuilds]

You do know the Sys/Network admin can monitor all things... right?

He can see what net traffic there is and also do doubt view and take control of your machine at his will.

Although I doubt that happens often either.

So.... just stay home and play. Or take a laptop to school.

[Guest Kloaked]

itz dun fuxed 

 

 

[TheSLSAMG]

nigga please you might as well stay home if you're gonna do that at school

 

 

This.

But mosty likely your school will block minecraft from connecting (my school blocked anything and everything that wasn't in their network.)

 

I wouldn't be doing it during classes

 

Only after my classes, if I want to hang with friends but I don't want to go home yet. But even then, it would be something useful to have for when I am at other computers not at home or in school.

[TheSLSAMG]

You do know the Sys/Network admin can monitor all things... right?

He can see what net traffic there is and also do doubt view and take control of your machine at his will.

Although I doubt that happens often either.

So.... just stay home and play. Or take a laptop to school.

Thanks for reminding me of this, should have thought about this one sooner.

[AMICLG]

If you don't have admin rights to run programs, boot into a Linux USB and delete sethc.exe and make a copy of cmd.exe and rename it to sethc.exe so when your at the windows log-on press shift 5 times and CMD will pop up then type "net user administrator /active:yes" and you'll get the true admin account in windows then when your done do "net user administrator /active:no" to disable it but this might get you in trouble.

[terrytek]

nigga please you might as well stay home if you're gonna do that at school

Nigga, stop calling people nigga. @TheSLSAMG is Asian, not black. So stop fucking calling people fucking motherfucker niggas. 

 

As for the solution, back away from the school computers. If they block a lot of non educational sites and have almost no settings or customization (my school's PCs) don't use them.

[TheSLSAMG]

If you don't have admin rights to run programs, boot into a Linux USB and delete sethc.exe and make a copy of cmd.exe and rename it to sethc.exe so when your at the windows log-on press shift 5 times and CMD will pop up then type "net user administrator /active:yes" and you'll get the true admin account in windows then when your done do "net user administrator /active:no" to disable it but this might get you in trouble.

Sounds risky, will remember but stay away from this as a solution.

[Askew]

 

 

 

YOU DO NOT KNOW PRIVILEGED INFORMATION 

 

I remember last time I saw this teamspeak the word 'masturbate' was spelt wrong, I'm pleased to see that has been corrected.

 

Actually wasn't it called masturbation station?

[ThyFeared]

I wouldn't be doing it during classes

 

Only after my classes, if I want to hang with friends but I don't want to go home yet. But even then, it would be something useful to have for when I am at other computers not at home or in school.

Like I said thought It'll most likely block MC.