Continue the story by adding 5 words results

[fletch to 99]

Hey Everyone! I've made a program to take all of the pages in this thread: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/16745-continue-the-story-by-adding-5-words/

And generate the story! Here it is so far. Also please note my program isn't perfect so it may not parse out random weird characters but you get the point... Also here is the source to the program if anyone is interested: https://gist.github.com/fletchto99/5786808

Here is a compiled version of a slightly modified edition of the program (better UI) https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/23938245/Story maker.jar

On a summer day linus got his knife and unboxed One of slicks ducky keyboards But was shocked when he fired slick and linus got mad and hired tastypc and the jiggerhz went every where But temperatures got to high solinus just fired slick then slick came with axe Because diesel unplugged the power slick got made to benchmark for only one million years until slick realized that linus was really an alien in disguise, but of course Slick, with his large hands beat His blackberry on pornhub allday Even when he wasn't on a boat with bruce wayne watching my little pony episodes on a damn Apple TV While eating tasty crunchy pickles That his happymeal came with a linus bobble head that Fires Slick with a pull Of a cord, pointing at A screen with big jugs he was benchmarking all day Until penguins took him captive Demanding seven titans and three soft foampackages but they Didnt Fit in his tj7 Oh man Esther is freaking out so much she ate... all of the soft foam Then something went up anus. out popped a 4k monitor. He freaked out and said where the heck are my pickles while the cats were eating them. Linus said just EA it. Slick gives the Thumbs UP and goes to thegarage when suddenly his hand was Down his pink track pants where he felt a strange Hand poking around for a usb drive which belonged to The "Young" Queen of England jumped on to a rock when linus licked her ear she screamed out in fear and knocked over her beer which spilled all over her and licked it off the shawarma that she was gonnna feed to her royal dogs Instead she had cold gin Linus was the chosen one to smell the feet of The only one who could defeatChristophernolan and eat most of the superheros including only hamster breeder nicholas cage and actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf. by mutating his mouth and swallowing the sun, the end? Nope, because slick was rehired and he wanted much revenge so he pulled out his ducky keyboard from his bag and started benchmarking the new unreleased games then Linus said Slick: u are fired again Slick reveals he's actually Linus and linus was a dolphin and the whole world explodes then b-roll woke up to Diesel feeding Slick metamorphosis pills then diesel said you crrraaaaazzzzyyyyy then b-roll filmed with his HTC one with ultra pixels but linus hated the video so he took an axe his horrible gay ear rings which was replaced by a Which hes using for minesweeper while throwing poop on Estha a boat made of pickles so he could escape canada Cause their beer really sucks But his pickles boat sank because linus ate too much ! Slick took a bat and reach for linus to grab His flash drive full of linus tech tips memes that overwritten his porn for space makes linus laugh so hard that he dies from laughter from absurdity of the loss So hard that he pooped then linus jr fired slick Slick goes home and cry and that concludes this story or does it really? Because in an alternate universe Takes over the family business and we have SlickFiringTips channel diesel's pickles while linus laughs triple backflips on a trampoline that was designed by his Doublepost - my bad and the mods on this forum until he saw his titan but the titan logo was still intact and he started now he can make the By giving titans to everyone but nicolas cage will continue to make terrible films Jason Statham is still cool On icey winter days while Linus tweeted about a new cheesecake recipe that slick said tasted exactly like the one I tasted at Walmart yesterday after been fired by linus but instead played LoL and Tony Stark wearing his suit but he played dota and He cried for seven days and was sent to a Mental asylum where he fell but when installing Dota, Linus said he's too bad to be a probench marker so he got up and then Rocket sat on top not giving a single F*** lucasarts to come back and Rocket to spasm out uncontrollably out of ea headqurters towards They joined together to kill a mass of zombie t-rex's escaped from Chernobyl's nuclear plant while fleeing into Moscow metro Drinking ice cool fizzy bubble and shouting end is near when linus saw his cats he panicked and dropped his who picked it up, then chewed it's head up violently, rumble stole linuses corsair 900d And used it as a new pillow to sleep on because they wanted to make a cat playground that was quieter than nf-f12s But louder than a Lamborghini In a sewer pipe with a cyborg rat three mouse which had mutated too a 0x000000error that can only be solved by hitting it with an hammer nvm which caused slick to get Really sick like never seen ever upon the live stream and had to go to McDonald's so he could get A McChicken with medium fries and a large coke lite and then ateslickestfries they proceeded to puke and decided to dine and dash. They ran all the way to KFC afterwards, only to almost get hit by a A flying chocolate covered muffin that make linus so sad that he got a Fursuit and became an astronaut when suddenly he had to carry American food into a walrus mouth who was in a ocean Crapped in his cargo pants with an American flag that smelled like his cat rumble but he was happy when he saw a big booty That he thought belonged to an old friend whose name morgan freeman but he didn't use pepperspray he used milk that linus got from his good old socks n sandals which now had a hole bigger than the grand canyon whichcaused Linus much hardship when carrying his pickles around for he injured his toes Then out of nowhere diesel Stole Linus's dill pickle and slick was kidnapped by EA so B-roll decided to go shoot lasers and other things until he decided to poop Linus had ever seen before. until Linus took a huge fart in the middle of pooping which caused a shart went through pants like dart landed on rumbles but like a hero, Rocket saved everyone until rumble came and took An Ak-47 and started schooting when he saw joseph kony and said to him that he had been playing hide and seek. Then he shot the hidden cat sniper up on top of the high mountains in the african desert upon which there laid a Pink and white elephant that werecoloredwrongly in photoshop this was very bad indeed because no one could see that this was a dream slick woke up in linus and quickly put pants on and left the house to buy some more Tylenol Cold to be late for livestream And give free apologies because he was quite sorry for Not yet bashing EA enough and eventually Bruce Wayne said they ignored this thread on The anneversary of the usa where no one else cared but one little boy named and opened up a dojo where a large cow decided to poop on his face in order to master the art of plugging monitor into the holy titan earring that will generate the most powerfull flux capacitor in the world. because he likes pie and craps dying spider outta his hole in socks, then he fell in slow motion towards a familiar looking sandal maker whose true identity was gandalf called linus wife to play the sims 3 wich she I'll kick it off to describe how stupid you and your horny Mom are After prophet has gone invisible and he was chilling in his fancy hot-tub which he bought with money from eating pickles in front of the mad linus'es stream viewer who are killing people like flying pigeons made of pocky Because of the film Rocky! then he spinned around when he saw more titans in his goat, which he regularly shaved with slicks long, orange painted ducky keyboard until it was all fuzzy and dezel Then continued to do the harlem shake with Slick while farting so loud that he couldn't Hear is very loud mac However Slick didn't give a crap Because he was very constipated and he was eating a potato and then he discovered Mike Tyson in a bathtub and decide that he must lather his eyebrows with a forklift, and then he preceded jump up and down with Slicks ducky under his arm not knowing what to do next because People on LTTF are retarded! And then he decided that He's gonna shut down LTTF then all the people on the forums freaked out because linus wasn't an alien but he was a very short. Slick grabbed B-Roll and made an army of LTTF who failed so hard that hescreamedso hard saying Hello! I'm The Doctor and I'm here to check your medulla oblongata for trolls and am going to steal your Legs and eat them for brunch and you can do aback-flipbecause your're cool do whatever you like but lick my foot or I will shove it up your cats nose. Why would you even consider buying Beats, they are an overpriced piece of cake. Have you considered of trying decent headphones? Maybe you omg wtf bbq wut wut said Linus as he saw beats by dre2.0. Wow $800.00 I think these are perfectly harmonized to the tune of epic elder scrolls music that brings the game to life with an awesome horse armor . He swung out at her With his gigantic fist and Screamed "DON'T GET A MACBOOK". Before running off and violently Smash your 1000 dollar Titan. on the 1000 dollar mac! Linus stood there, amazed at what just happened, then suddenly another macbook delivery arrived. Shocked, Slick turns to B-Roll and told b-roll that he must eat the shoe which was hidden inside one of Linus's game wich he had lost in a way that lacked got pregnant with slick and built an iron man suit which sadly didn't have all the unboxing tools that linus and Slick used to unbox a huge giant big ass that had intel cpu for your false grammar but nevermind the grammar nazi but lets keep it mature and eat fried fingers. So how will corsair come with new innovative light saber ideas that Linus is going to unbox in His swim suit made from golden human skin, that he bought at a local newegg which made NCIX really mad so he got fired and came crying to slick while so he started to unbox his finally finished personal project A super clocked hay wagon with 10000 jigahertz core clock but then slick came in and ruined Linus's personal rig! slick was fired again and caught on fire because of yummy yummy a§§ fruits mmm Suddenly slick saw that his Galaxy S3 was on fire and he contacted samsung and told them his male parts turned to be female parts and then back to male all because of the experiments Meanwhile Dezel opened his mouth and then inserted his male pink, purple and yellow unicorn into slick's overloaded brown eye momentarily blinding Slick, so that BRoll could run off with a big ass chicken sandwich that he stole from Chick-Fil-A. Suddenly JJ from asus stopped by to tell Linus that he is going to get some swagalious swag from Asus Linus replied with : fuck you Meanwhile Mr Wizard was building a machine to destroy asus while JJ was standing right next to Linus who is touching Slick's beard thinking of Logan and how his beard is so shiny that the Tek should be x-rated, because pistols went completely naked in to Slick's clean shaved armpit but she's got such small hands that she can't pull it enough so she bit slicks ducky keyboard and Tryed to kill his favorite and the whole world dies. Slick was so angry he died creating a new cat So the story goes, he looks both ways before crossing the road, while dancing with a penguin that had a jetpack and a soft taco with peanut butter as toppings So, she threw the taco at Rumble who then decided it was best to get a club sanwich without mayo in the server to shuthimdown (still five words with the one I invented) The server is down but I still got the cheese But not the meat, which contains an alarming number of and got beat up by Linus' baby, Rumble and Rocket and then slick made another Post about how much he loves EA. Then they are late for a business meeting at McDonalds with the CEO of EA Whose evil rivaled Satan's own and arrived rolling in money that he had to bring to buy a hooker for collective insurmountable tasks of impossibility. However what he didn't know was that Bill Gates knew about Linus'es tweets about xbox and he lost his partnership any future Microsoft products so he now must rely on his secret Apple computer that had a big, ding dong, for a new Corsair commercial which would be aired that he didn't know what to because everything changed since the due to the inadequacies of applied for Linus Media Group . Today on Tech Quickie Linus... Beat Slick over the head and then applogises profusely for... not beating slick over his head with his ducky keyboard smashing the key on the floor because it wasn't mechanical mouse,making linus very very discombobulated and asking Slick what... the hell just happened to his head, because it was On his body one minute... before slick turned into godzilla and ate a graphics card A Wild GTX Titan Appeared A lv26 using fire blast It was very effective. Slick ended up trying his best to overclock the titan, But it was too much for Slick's puny mind. Linus then equips a battle mop and runs on the virtuix omni Then puts on his sandals and walked down to the Macbook trash bin and takes a gtx 550 mac edition

On a summer day linus got his knife and unboxed One of slicks ducky keyboards But was shocked when he fired slick and linus got mad and hired tastypc and the jiggerhz went every where But temperatures got to high solinus just fired slick then slick came with axe Because diesel unplugged the power slick got made to benchmark for only one million years until slick realized that linus was really an alien in disguise, but of course Slick, with his large hands beat His blackberry on pornhub allday Even when he wasn't on a boat with bruce wayne watching my little pony episodes on a damn Apple TV While eating tasty crunchy pickles That his happymeal came with a linus bobble head that Fires Slick with a pull Of a cord, pointing at A screen with big jugs he was benchmarking all day Until penguins took him captive Demanding seven titans and three soft foampackages but they Didnt Fit in his tj7 Oh man Esther is freaking out so much she ate... all of the soft foam Then something went up anus. out popped a 4k monitor. He freaked out and said where the heck are my pickles while the cats were eating them. Linus said just EA it. Slick gives the Thumbs UP and goes to thegarage when suddenly his hand was Down his pink track pants where he felt a strange Hand poking around for a usb drive which belonged to The "Young" Queen of England jumped on to a rock when linus licked her ear she screamed out in fear and knocked over her beer which spilled all over her and licked it off the shawarma that she was gonnna feed to her royal dogs Instead she had cold gin Linus was the chosen one to smell the feet of The only one who could defeatChristophernolan and eat most of the superheros including only hamster breeder nicholas cage and actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf. by mutating his mouth and swallowing the sun, the end? Nope, because slick was rehired and he wanted much revenge so he pulled out his ducky keyboard from his bag and started benchmarking the new unreleased games then Linus said Slick: u are fired again Slick reveals he's actually Linus and linus was a dolphin and the whole world explodes then b-roll woke up to Diesel feeding Slick metamorphosis pills then diesel said you crrraaaaazzzzyyyyy then b-roll filmed with his HTC one with ultra pixels but linus hated the video so he took an axe his horrible gay ear rings which was replaced by a Which hes using for minesweeper while throwing poop on Estha a boat made of pickles so he could escape canada Cause their beer really sucks But his pickles boat sank because linus ate too much ! Slick took a bat and reach for linus to grab His flash drive full of linus tech tips memes that overwritten his porn for space makes linus laugh so hard that he dies from laughter from absurdity of the loss So hard that he pooped then linus jr fired slick Slick goes home and cry and that concludes this story or does it really? Because in an alternate universe Takes over the family business and we have SlickFiringTips channel diesel's pickles while linus laughs triple backflips on a trampoline that was designed by his Doublepost - my bad and the mods on this forum until he saw his titan but the titan logo was still intact and he started now he can make the By giving titans to everyone but nicolas cage will continue to make terrible films Jason Statham is still cool On icey winter days while Linus tweeted about a new cheesecake recipe that slick said tasted exactly like the one I tasted at Walmart yesterday after been fired by linus but instead played LoL and Tony Stark wearing his suit but he played dota and He cried for seven days and was sent to a Mental asylum where he fell but when installing Dota, Linus said he's too bad to be a probench marker so he got up and then Rocket sat on top not giving a single F*** lucasarts to come back and Rocket to spasm out uncontrollably out of ea headqurters towards They joined together to kill a mass of zombie t-rex's escaped from Chernobyl's nuclear plant while fleeing into Moscow metro Drinking ice cool fizzy bubble and shouting end is near when linus saw his cats he panicked and dropped his who picked it up, then chewed it's head up violently, rumble stole linuses corsair 900d And used it as a new pillow to sleep on because they wanted to make a cat playground that was quieter than nf-f12s But louder than a Lamborghini In a sewer pipe with a cyborg rat three mouse which had mutated too a 0x000000error that can only be solved by hitting it with an hammer nvm which caused slick to get Really sick like never seen ever upon the live stream and had to go to McDonald's so he could get A McChicken with medium fries and a large coke lite and then ateslickestfries they proceeded to puke and decided to dine and dash. They ran all the way to KFC afterwards, only to almost get hit by a A flying chocolate covered muffin that make linus so sad that he got a Fursuit and became an astronaut when suddenly he had to carry American food into a walrus mouth who was in a ocean Crapped in his cargo pants with an American flag that smelled like his cat rumble but he was happy when he saw a big booty That he thought belonged to an old friend whose name morgan freeman but he didn't use pepperspray he used milk that linus got from his good old socks n sandals which now had a hole bigger than the grand canyon whichcaused Linus much hardship when carrying his pickles around for he injured his toes Then out of nowhere diesel Stole Linus's dill pickle and slick was kidnapped by EA so B-roll decided to go shoot lasers and other things until he decided to poop Linus had ever seen before. until Linus took a huge fart in the middle of pooping which caused a shart went through pants like dart landed on rumbles but like a hero, Rocket saved everyone until rumble came and took An Ak-47 and started schooting when he saw joseph kony and said to him that he had been playing hide and seek. Then he shot the hidden cat sniper up on top of the high mountains in the african desert upon which there laid a Pink and white elephant that werecoloredwrongly in photoshop this was very bad indeed because no one could see that this was a dream slick woke up in linus and quickly put pants on and left the house to buy some more Tylenol Cold to be late for livestream And give free apologies because he was quite sorry for Not yet bashing EA enough and eventually Bruce Wayne said they ignored this thread on The anneversary of the usa where no one else cared but one little boy named and opened up a dojo where a large cow decided to poop on his face in order to master the art of plugging monitor into the holy titan earring that will generate the most powerfull flux capacitor in the world. because he likes pie and craps dying spider outta his hole in socks, then he fell in slow motion towards a familiar looking sandal maker whose true identity was gandalf called linus wife to play the sims 3 wich she I'll kick it off to describe how stupid you and your horny Mom are After prophet has gone invisible and he was chilling in his fancy hot-tub which he bought with money from eating pickles in front of the mad linus'es stream viewer who are killing people like flying pigeons made of pocky Because of the film Rocky! then he spinned around when he saw more titans in his goat, which he regularly shaved with slicks long, orange painted ducky keyboard until it was all fuzzy and dezel Then continued to do the harlem shake with Slick while farting so loud that he couldn't Hear is very loud mac However Slick didn't give a crap Because he was very constipated and he was eating a potato and then he discovered Mike Tyson in a bathtub and decide that he must lather his eyebrows with a forklift, and then he preceded jump up and down with Slicks ducky under his arm not knowing what to do next because People on LTTF are retarded! And then he decided that He's gonna shut down LTTF then all the people on the forums freaked out because linus wasn't an alien but he was a very short. Slick grabbed B-Roll and made an army of LTTF who failed so hard that hescreamedso hard saying Hello! I'm The Doctor and I'm here to check your medulla oblongata for trolls and am going to steal your Legs and eat them for brunch and you can do aback-flipbecause your're cool do whatever you like but lick my foot or I will shove it up your cats nose. Why would you even consider buying Beats, they are an overpriced piece of cake. Have you considered of trying decent headphones? Maybe you omg wtf bbq wut wut said Linus as he saw beats by dre2.0. Wow $800.00 I think these are perfectly harmonized to the tune of epic elder scrolls music that brings the game to life with an awesome horse armor . He swung out at her With his gigantic fist and Screamed "DON'T GET A MACBOOK". Before running off and violently Smash your 1000 dollar Titan. on the 1000 dollar mac! Linus stood there, amazed at what just happened, then suddenly another macbook delivery arrived. Shocked, Slick turns to B-Roll and fried fingers. So how will corsair come with new innovative light saber ideas that Linus is going to unbox in His swim suit made from golden human skin, that he bought at a local newegg which made NCIX really mad so he got fired and came crying to slick while so he started to unbox his finally finished personal project A super clocked hay wagon with 10000 jigahertz core clock but then slick came in and ruined Linus's personal rig! slick was fired again and caught on fire because of Linus replied with : fuck you Meanwhile Mr Wizard was building a machine to destroy asus while JJ was standing right next to Linus who is touching Slick's beard thinking of Logan and how his beard is so shiny that the Tek should be x-rated, because pistols went completely naked in to Slick's clean shaved armpit but she's got such small hands that she can't pull it enough so she bit slicks ducky keyboard and Tryed to kill his favorite and the whole world dies. Slick was so angry he died creating a new cat So the story goes, he with the CEO of EA Whose evil rivaled Satan's own and arrived rolling in money that he had to bring to buy a hooker for collective insurmountable tasks of impossibility. However what he didn't know was that Bill Gates knew about Linus'es tweets about xbox and he lost his partnership any future Microsoft products so he now must rely on his secret Apple computer that had a big, ding dong, for a new Corsair commercial which would be aired that he didn't know what to because everything changed since the due to the inadequacies of to overclock the titan, But it was too much for Slick's puny mind. Linus then equips a battle mop and runs on the virtuix omni Then puts on his sandals and walked down to the Macbook trash bin and takes a gtx 550 mac edition And equipped it as shield to defend against apple "geniuses" who threw oranges at him Linus then take out his T-virus reservoir and throws it while still connected to his 24-pin power connector however a pig can't fly unless you increase the voltage on the DeLorean, making it produce alot of crazy stuff, and then you eat the pig which, explodes inside of b-roll's cat the cat may die but the pig lives on because he is really Chuck Norris most loyal friend named Burt and he bought an iphone which chuck norris broke because he couldn't handle linus's unboxing Because they are so Pro! Meanwhile elric from techotommorow was throwing boxes and scissors at Logan because he was mad About the NDA for the 120mm fan inside Paul's case . Linus decided that he must slow mo dive and break Slick's ducky keyboard in half he was not capable to put it back together again so he bought a mac And he tried to upgrade but Apple said "Linus you son of a pear you can not update the 'perfect' Mac computer, in which Linus replied quite frustratingly and Made a video about destroying Daleks in Manhattan with a Samsung SSD inside a Mac while riding a wild ostrich eating cereal with apple juice enjoying it with his pickles while in sandals and socks . But today, Corsair sent Linus a team of case engineers regarding their upcoming K150 mechanical mouse, which has around eighty rubber dome switches with 8200DPI created with raw cast iron an IBM Model M keyboard and did a hadoken on Brownninja's horse while he went across the town screaming the fighting words of Goku, Kamehameha!!! however we release his power Is not in spelling "realize" The power of The Titan that the 9000 series own . Tomorrow Linus will need to do something with tomorrow and travel back in time before Microsoft and Apple were founded To show off his long awaited project that he has accidentally ate a long with his top secret banana cake But he later pooped out While Riding a horse backwards in time to the first and went to have breakfast but shops were still closed So he had to make some cereal out of a Bowl made entirely from choclate but then he EA'd it and blew it into pieces and then he woke up and kept waking up because he was stuck in a high ping server with only his ducky keyboard. So he went out a bought a Core i7 CPU overclocked to 7Ghz with liquid nitrogen he then overclocked the CPU to 9001 Mhz with a new Ground pin on his cpu . He kept overclocking until he was injured by a hacksaw and eventually the cpu eploded and he ate the pieces was injured by a hacksaw which were unusually crunchy but He got used to it and tried it with cheese. the cheese expanded and became... super cheese because the jigahertz was way over 9000 and The cheese started to melt and make him as chain Linus threw it in his neck but the cheese reproduced and I don't like my iPhone And that was the end of the story. Goodnight children. But was it the end?! What's bad about it. Bored of iOS? Just so you know I'm not an Apple fan boy, but I myself have an iPhone, however I was almost tempted to go with an HTC One but whole family has an iPhone. that was named after a old good friend that was the gasoline he was doused . On Thursday Linus is going to west Philadelphia, born and bred shop, he wants to Shoot some b-ball outside of the school but a couple of fire ants started biting into a big large sized Carlton Banks, Will was scared to lose himself at compute without actually biting his tail He ripped it off aggressively mr Willy Wonka showed up and said "yo holmes smell-- cat that chased the mouse After all this nonsense TheTEK said "Haswell reviews are too much like sandybridge so that there is no reason to upgrade your system in the pootis dispenser, which slick took and benchmarked all night until Nyancat showed up pooping rainbows , which disturbed linus because he had rumble and rocket on his lap while he played Mario until Nintendo decided to DESTROY NINTENDO WITH A BRICK that bounced off the window , and knocked over linus' monitor linus then purchase a 4k and got a 9990 that smelled of fish when he.... accidently dropped it in fish and ate a nice schnitzel linus cry and sad all year Because he fired slick and also because he killed the pizza delivery guy that didn't draw him a dinosaur when..when he ordered a Big ass spicy chicken pizza and a large diet coke

On a summer day linus got his knife and unboxed One of slicks ducky keyboards But was shocked when he fired slick and linus got mad and hired tastypc and the jiggerhz went every where But temperatures got to high solinus just fired slick then slick came with axe Because diesel unplugged the power slick got made to benchmark for only one million years until slick realized that linus was really an alien in disguise, but of course Slick, with his large hands beat His blackberry on pornhub allday Even when he wasn't on a boat with bruce wayne watching my little pony episodes on a damn Apple TV While eating tasty crunchy pickles That his happymeal came with a linus bobble head that Fires Slick with a pull Of a cord, pointing at A screen with big jugs he was benchmarking all day Until penguins took him captive Demanding seven titans and three soft foampackages but they Didnt Fit in his tj7 Oh man Esther is freaking out so much she ate... all of the soft foam Then something went up anus. out popped a 4k monitor. He freaked out and said where the heck are my pickles while the cats were eating them. Linus said just EA it. Slick gives the Thumbs UP and goes to thegarage when suddenly his hand was Down his pink track pants where he felt a strange Hand poking around for a usb drive which belonged to The "Young" Queen of England jumped on to a rock when linus licked her ear she screamed out in fear and knocked over her beer which spilled all over her and licked it off the shawarma that she was gonnna feed to her royal dogs Instead she had cold gin Linus was the chosen one to smell the feet of The only one who could defeatChristophernolan and eat most of the superheros including only hamster breeder nicholas cage and actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf. by mutating his mouth and swallowing the sun, the end? Nope, because slick was rehired and he wanted much revenge so he pulled out his ducky keyboard from his bag and started benchmarking the new unreleased games then Linus said Slick: u are fired again Slick reveals he's actually Linus and linus was a dolphin and the whole world explodes then b-roll woke up to Diesel feeding Slick metamorphosis pills then diesel said you crrraaaaazzzzyyyyy then b-roll filmed with his HTC one with ultra pixels but linus hated the video so he took an axe his horrible gay ear rings which was replaced by a Which hes using for minesweeper while throwing poop on Estha a boat made of pickles so he could escape canada Cause their beer really sucks But his pickles boat sank because linus ate too much ! Slick took a bat and reach for linus to grab His flash drive full of linus tech tips memes that overwritten his porn for space makes linus laugh so hard that he dies from laughter from absurdity of the loss So hard that he pooped then linus jr fired slick Slick goes home and cry and that concludes this story or does it really? Because in an alternate universe Takes over the family business and we have SlickFiringTips channel diesel's pickles while linus laughs triple backflips on a trampoline that was designed by his Doublepost - my bad and the mods on this forum until he saw his titan but the titan logo was still intact and he started now he can make the By giving titans to everyone but nicolas cage will continue to make terrible films Jason Statham is still cool On icey winter days while Linus tweeted about a new cheesecake recipe that slick said tasted exactly like the one I tasted at Walmart yesterday after been fired by linus but instead played LoL and Tony Stark wearing his suit but he played dota and He cried for seven days and was sent to a Mental asylum where he fell but when installing Dota, Linus said he's too bad to be a probench marker so he got up and then Rocket sat on top not giving a single F*** lucasarts to come back and Rocket to spasm out uncontrollably out of ea headqurters towards They joined together to kill a mass of zombie t-rex's escaped from Chernobyl's nuclear plant while fleeing into Moscow metro Drinking ice cool fizzy bubble and shouting end is near when linus saw his cats he panicked and dropped his who picked it up, then chewed it's head up violently, rumble stole linuses corsair 900d And used it as a new pillow to sleep on because they wanted to make a cat playground that was quieter than nf-f12s But louder than a Lamborghini In a sewer pipe with a cyborg rat three mouse which had mutated too a 0x000000error that can only be solved by hitting it with an hammer nvm which caused slick to get Really sick like never seen ever upon the live stream and had to go to McDonald's so he could get A McChicken with medium fries and a large coke lite and then ateslickestfries they proceeded to puke and decided to dine and dash. They ran all the way to KFC afterwards, only to almost get hit by a A flying chocolate covered muffin that make linus so sad that he got a Fursuit and became an astronaut when suddenly he had to carry American food into a walrus mouth who was in a ocean Crapped in his cargo pants with an American flag that smelled like his cat rumble but he was happy when he saw a big booty That he thought belonged to an old friend whose name morgan freeman but he didn't use pepperspray he used milk that linus got from his good old socks n sandals which now had a hole bigger than the grand canyon whichcaused Linus much hardship when carrying his pickles around for he injured his toes Then out of nowhere diesel Stole Linus's dill pickle and slick was kidnapped by EA so B-roll decided to go shoot lasers and other things until he decided to poop Linus had ever seen before. until Linus took a huge fart in the middle of pooping which caused a shart went through pants like dart landed on rumbles but like a hero, Rocket saved everyone until rumble came and took An Ak-47 and started schooting when he saw joseph kony and said to him that he had been playing hide and seek. Then he shot the hidden cat sniper up on top of the high mountains in the african desert upon which there laid a Pink and white elephant that werecoloredwrongly in photoshop this was very bad indeed because no one could see that this was a dream slick woke up in linus and quickly put pants on and left the house to buy some more Tylenol Cold to be late for livestream And give free apologies because he was quite sorry for Not yet bashing EA enough and eventually Bruce Wayne said they ignored this thread on The anneversary of the usa where no one else cared but one little boy named and opened up a dojo where a large cow decided to poop on his face in order to master the art of plugging monitor into the holy titan earring that will generate the most powerfull flux capacitor in the world. because he likes pie and craps dying spider outta his hole in socks, then he fell in slow motion towards a familiar looking sandal maker whose true identity was gandalf called linus wife to play the sims 3 wich she I'll kick it off to describe how stupid you and your horny Mom are After prophet has gone invisible and he was chilling in his fancy hot-tub which he bought with money from eating pickles in front of the mad linus'es stream viewer who are killing people like flying pigeons made of pocky Because of the film Rocky! then he spinned around when he saw more titans in his goat, which he regularly shaved with slicks long, orange painted ducky keyboard until it was all fuzzy and dezel Then continued to do the harlem shake with Slick while farting so loud that he couldn't Hear is very loud mac However Slick didn't give a crap Because he was very constipated and he was eating a potato and then he discovered Mike Tyson in a bathtub and decide that he must lather his eyebrows with a forklift, and then he preceded jump up and down with Slicks ducky under his arm not knowing what to do next because People on LTTF are retarded! And then he decided that He's gonna shut down LTTF then all the people on the forums freaked out because linus wasn't an alien but he was a very short. Slick grabbed B-Roll and made an army of LTTF who failed so hard that hescreamedso hard saying Hello! I'm The Doctor and I'm here to check your medulla oblongata for trolls and am going to steal your Legs and eat them for brunch and you can do aback-flipbecause your're cool do whatever you like but lick my foot or I will shove it up your cats nose. Why would you even consider buying Beats, they are an overpriced piece of cake. Have you considered of trying decent headphones? Maybe you omg wtf bbq wut wut said Linus as he saw beats by dre2.0. Wow $800.00 I think these are perfectly harmonized to the tune of epic elder scrolls music that brings the game to life with an awesome horse armor . He swung out at her With his gigantic fist and Screamed "DON'T GET A MACBOOK". Before running off and violently Smash your 1000 dollar Titan. on the 1000 dollar mac! Linus stood there, amazed at what just happened, then suddenly another macbook delivery arrived. Shocked, Slick turns to B-Roll and told b-roll that he must eat the shoe which was hidden inside one of Linus's game wich he had lost in a way that lacked got pregnant with slick and built an iron man suit which sadly didn't have all the unboxing tools that linus and Slick used to unbox a huge giant big ass that had intel cpu for your false grammar but nevermind the grammar nazi but lets keep it mature and eat fried fingers. So how will corsair come with new innovative light saber ideas that Linus is going to unbox in His swim suit made from golden human skin, that he bought at a local newegg which made NCIX really mad so he got fired and came crying to slick while so he started to unbox his finally finished personal project A super clocked hay wagon with 10000 jigahertz core clock but then slick came in and ruined Linus's personal rig! slick was fired again and caught on fire because of yummy yummy a§§ fruits mmm Suddenly slick saw that his Galaxy S3 was on fire and he contacted samsung and told them his male parts turned to be female parts and then back to male all because of the experiments Meanwhile Dezel opened his mouth and then inserted his male pink, purple and yellow unicorn into slick's overloaded brown eye momentarily blinding Slick, so that BRoll could run off with a big ass chicken sandwich that he stole from Chick-Fil-A. Suddenly JJ from asus stopped by to tell Linus that he is going to get some swagalious swag from Asus Linus replied with : fuck you Meanwhile Mr Wizard was building a machine to destroy asus while JJ was standing right next to Linus who is touching Slick's beard thinking of Logan and how his beard is so shiny that the Tek should be x-rated, because pistols went completely naked in to Slick's clean shaved armpit but she's got such small hands that she can't pull it enough so she bit slicks ducky keyboard and Tryed to kill his favorite and the whole world dies. Slick was so angry he died creating a new cat So the story goes, he looks both ways before crossing the road, while dancing with a penguin that had a jetpack and a soft taco with peanut butter as toppings So, she threw the taco at Rumble who then decided it was best to get a club sanwich without mayo in the server to shuthimdown (still five words with the one I invented) The server is down but I still got the cheese But not the meat, which contains an alarming number of and got beat up by Linus' baby, Rumble and Rocket and then slick made another Post about how much he loves EA. Then they are late for a business meeting at McDonalds with the CEO of EA Whose evil rivaled Satan's own and arrived rolling in money that he had to bring to buy a hooker for collective insurmountable tasks of impossibility. However what he didn't know was that Bill Gates knew about Linus'es tweets about xbox and he lost his partnership any future Microsoft products so he now must rely on his secret Apple computer that had a big, ding dong, for a new Corsair commercial which would be aired that he didn't know what to because everything changed since the due to the inadequacies of applied for Linus Media Group . Today on Tech Quickie Linus... Beat Slick over the head and then applogises profusely for... not beating slick over his head with his ducky keyboard smashing the key on the floor because it wasn't mechanical mouse,making linus very very discombobulated and asking Slick what... the hell just happened to his head, because it was On his body one minute... before slick turned into godzilla and ate a graphics card A Wild GTX Titan Appeared A lv26 using fire blast It was very effective. Slick ended up trying his best to overclock the titan, But it was too much for Slick's puny mind. Linus then equips a battle mop and runs on the virtuix omni Then puts on his sandals and walked down to the Macbook trash bin and takes a gtx 550 mac edition And equipped it as shield to defend against apple "geniuses" who threw oranges at him Linus then take out his T-virus reservoir and throws it while still connected to his 24-pin power connector however a pig can't fly unless you increase the voltage on the DeLorean, making it produce alot of crazy stuff, and then you eat the pig which, explodes inside of b-roll's cat the cat may die but the pig lives on because he is really Chuck Norris most loyal friend named Burt and he bought an iphone which chuck norris broke because he couldn't handle linus's unboxing Because they are so Pro! Meanwhile elric from techotommorow was throwing boxes and scissors at Logan because he was mad About the NDA for the 120mm fan inside Paul's case . Linus decided that he must slow mo dive and break Slick's ducky keyboard in half he was not capable to put it back together again so he bought a mac And he tried to upgrade but Apple said "Linus you son of a pear you can not update the 'perfect' Mac computer, in which Linus replied quite frustratingly and Made a video about destroying Daleks in Manhattan with a Samsung SSD inside a Mac while riding a wild ostrich eating cereal with apple juice enjoying it with his pickles while in sandals and socks . But today, Corsair sent Linus a team of case engineers regarding their upcoming K150 mechanical mouse, which has around eighty rubber dome switches with 8200DPI created with raw cast iron when linus saw that he have the small baby hand and threw it at the floor screaming in terror nooooo but the baby reaction was... a secret code that accessed Slicks secret porn stash room And than he took slick's exploded when Linus touched it This is seconds from disaster, the cat say hello nubs After nuking the prick cat, Linus cleaned up the garage and found something that looked like a body bag full of Nvidia Titan graphics cards And threw them into the little box for the cats And threw the box into the river, where Linus found... an IBM Model M keyboard and did a hadoken on Brownninja's horse while he went across the town screaming the fighting words of Goku, Kamehameha!!! however we release his power Is not in spelling "realize" The power of The Titan that the 9000 series own . Tomorrow Linus will need to do something with tomorrow and travel back in time before Microsoft and Apple were founded To show off his long awaited project that he has accidentally ate a long with his top secret banana cake But he later pooped out While Riding a horse backwards in time to the first . Later that evening Linus Linus took a machete and realized that you didn't continue... ------Just a break in this thread------ ..the story on this thread.. .Today The Doctor is going to NOT linus's house however Because it's slick that's sick With a computer virus that went bankai and all hell broke loose. It made Slick Want to scratch his balls . Upon scratching he realised something he had a bullet ant and 20 Grams of cocaine and then he woke up and passed gas really loud and he woke up AGAIN and went to have breakfast but shops were still closed So he had to make some cereal out of a Bowl made entirely from choclate but then he EA'd it and blew it into pieces and then he woke up and kept waking up because he was stuck in a high ping server with only his ducky keyboard. So he went out a bought a Core i7 CPU overclocked to 7Ghz with liquid nitrogen he then overclocked the CPU to 9001 Mhz with a new Ground pin on his cpu . He kept overclocking until he was injured by a hacksaw and eventually the cpu eploded and he ate the pieces was injured by a hacksaw which were unusually crunchy but He got used to it and tried it with cheese. the cheese expanded and became... super cheese because the jigahertz was way over 9000 and The cheese started to melt and make him as chain Linus threw it in his neck but the cheese reproduced and I don't like my iPhone And that was the end of the story. Goodnight children. But was it the end?! What's bad about it. Bored of iOS? Just so you know I'm not an Apple fan boy, but I myself have an iPhone, however I was almost tempted to go with an HTC One but whole family has an iPhone. that was named after a old good friend that was the gasoline he was doused . On Thursday Linus is going to west Philadelphia, born and bred shop, he wants to Shoot some b-ball outside of the school but a couple of fire ants started biting into a big large sized Carlton Banks, Will was scared to lose himself at compute without actually biting his tail He ripped it off aggressively mr Willy Wonka showed up and said "yo holmes smell-- cat that chased the mouse After all this nonsense TheTEK said "Haswell reviews are too much like sandybridge so that there is no reason to upgrade your system in the pootis dispenser, which slick took and benchmarked all night until Nyancat showed up pooping rainbows , which disturbed linus because he had rumble and rocket on his lap while he played Mario until Nintendo decided to DESTROY NINTENDO WITH A BRICK that bounced off the window , and knocked over linus' monitor linus then purchase a 4k and got a 9990 that smelled of fish when he.... accidently dropped it in fish and ate a nice schnitzel linus cry and sad all year Because he fired slick and also because he killed the pizza delivery guy that didn't draw him a dinosaur when..when he ordered a Big ass spicy chicken pizza and a large diet coke But the delivery boy got wasted and had sex with some random chick from the hidden islands of bermuda triangle where they were attacked by with awesome magical powers to make up for all the problems that a perky sales representative caused when he tripped over the large diet coke. Then, Rockstar delayed GTA V again because "it is" probably pregnant causing lots of problems like Brilliant dude, looks awesome! the undergrown elephant now present in the living room was quickly swept up and and turned into a kitten that after a while became a massive lion, the FBI then turned into the LAPD this was rather strange because It was a dream of a blind man picked up random words for his vocabulary , experimenting with these words he ate a raspberry and turned into a raspberry-monster which then turned into Linus wearing a hat, then a gypsy appeared and he Melted Slick's keyboard stash, causing all the cherry switches to disintegrate causing discombobulation for Rumble because he liked that he could now pounce on Meanwhile @ Computex 2013 Josh made fun of little Linus , massaging his own massive ego and that was the end of time and space, but Rocket and Rumble rescued him only for her to be really excited to see Linus . Dezel the intern found a Love letter for slick , he Found it extremely cute but torn it into pieces because It was from b-roll and Slick really likes Elaine from Seinfeld because he thinks she is a fantastic cougar that can run incredibly fast because she got her willy stuck in a jar of pickles Eventually everybody was wondering what happened to Superman's curled hair And freaked out until there came slick to the rescue rumble that stuck inside a Jar of pickles in the Hunted graveyard linus visited when a wild Rocket appears that destroyed everything on its path With a 100 watt gas-laser pointer which he was chasing slick's mum with inorder to cure her of her sickness which was only some gas

On a summer day linus got his knife and unboxed One of slicks ducky keyboards But was shocked when he fired slick and linus got mad and hired tastypc and the jiggerhz went every where But temperatures got to high solinus just fired slick then slick came with axe Because diesel unplugged the power slick got made to benchmark for only one million years until slick realized that linus was really an alien in disguise, but of course Slick, with his large hands beat His blackberry on pornhub allday Even when he wasn't on a boat with bruce wayne watching my little pony episodes on a damn Apple TV While eating tasty crunchy pickles That his happymeal came with a linus bobble head that Fires Slick with a pull Of a cord, pointing at A screen with big jugs he was benchmarking all day Until penguins took him captive Demanding seven titans and three soft foampackages but they Didnt Fit in his tj7 Oh man Esther is freaking out so much she ate... all of the soft foam Then something went up anus. out popped a 4k monitor. He freaked out and said where the heck are my pickles while the cats were eating them. Linus said just EA it. Slick gives the Thumbs UP and goes to thegarage when suddenly his hand was Down his pink track pants where he felt a strange Hand poking around for a usb drive which belonged to The "Young" Queen of England jumped on to a rock when linus licked her ear she screamed out in fear and knocked over her beer which spilled all over her and licked it off the shawarma that she was gonnna feed to her royal dogs Instead she had cold gin Linus was the chosen one to smell the feet of The only one who could defeatChristophernolan and eat most of the superheros including only hamster breeder nicholas cage and actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf. by mutating his mouth and swallowing the sun, the end? Nope, because slick was rehired and he wanted much revenge so he pulled out his ducky keyboard from his bag and started benchmarking the new unreleased games then Linus said Slick: u are fired again Slick reveals he's actually Linus and linus was a dolphin and the whole world explodes then b-roll woke up to Diesel feeding Slick metamorphosis pills then diesel said you crrraaaaazzzzyyyyy then b-roll filmed with his HTC one with ultra pixels but linus hated the video so he took an axe his horrible gay ear rings which was replaced by a Which hes using for minesweeper while throwing poop on Estha a boat made of pickles so he could escape canada Cause their beer really sucks But his pickles boat sank because linus ate too much ! Slick took a bat and reach for linus to grab His flash drive full of linus tech tips memes that overwritten his porn for space makes linus laugh so hard that he dies from laughter from absurdity of the loss So hard that he pooped then linus jr fired slick Slick goes home and cry and that concludes this story or does it really? Because in an alternate universe Takes over the family business and we have SlickFiringTips channel diesel's pickles while linus laughs triple backflips on a trampoline that was designed by his Doublepost - my bad and the mods on this forum until he saw his titan but the titan logo was still intact and he started now he can make the By giving titans to everyone but nicolas cage will continue to make terrible films Jason Statham is still cool On icey winter days while Linus tweeted about a new cheesecake recipe that slick said tasted exactly like the one I tasted at Walmart yesterday after been fired by linus but instead played LoL and Tony Stark wearing his suit but he played dota and He cried for seven days and was sent to a Mental asylum where he fell but when installing Dota, Linus said he's too bad to be a probench marker so he got up and then Rocket sat on top not giving a single F*** lucasarts to come back and Rocket to spasm out uncontrollably out of ea headqurters towards They joined together to kill a mass of zombie t-rex's escaped from Chernobyl's nuclear plant while fleeing into Moscow metro Drinking ice cool fizzy bubble and shouting end is near when linus saw his cats he panicked and dropped his who picked it up, then chewed it's head up violently, rumble stole linuses corsair 900d And used it as a new pillow to sleep on because they wanted to make a cat playground that was quieter than nf-f12s But louder than a Lamborghini In a sewer pipe with a cyborg rat three mouse which had mutated too a 0x000000error that can only be solved by hitting it with an hammer nvm which caused slick to get Really sick like never seen ever upon the live stream and had to go to McDonald's so he could get A McChicken with medium fries and a large coke lite and then ateslickestfries they proceeded to puke and decided to dine and dash. They ran all the way to KFC afterwards, only to almost get hit by a A flying chocolate covered muffin that make linus so sad that he got a Fursuit and became an astronaut when suddenly he had to carry American food into a walrus mouth who was in a ocean Crapped in his cargo pants with an American flag that smelled like his cat rumble but he was happy when he saw a big booty That he thought belonged to an old friend whose name morgan freeman but he didn't use pepperspray he used milk that linus got from his good old socks n sandals which now had a hole bigger than the grand canyon whichcaused Linus much hardship when carrying his pickles around for he injured his toes Then out of nowhere diesel Stole Linus's dill pickle and slick was kidnapped by EA so B-roll decided to go shoot lasers and other things until he decided to poop Linus had ever seen before. until Linus took a huge fart in the middle of pooping which caused a shart went through pants like dart landed on rumbles but like a hero, Rocket saved everyone until rumble came and took An Ak-47 and started schooting when he saw joseph kony and said to him that he had been playing hide and seek. Then he shot the hidden cat sniper up on top of the high mountains in the african desert upon which there laid a Pink and white elephant that werecoloredwrongly in photoshop this was very bad indeed because no one could see that this was a dream slick woke up in linus and quickly put pants on and left the house to buy some more Tylenol Cold to be late for livestream And give free apologies because he was quite sorry for Not yet bashing EA enough and eventually Bruce Wayne said they ignored this thread on The anneversary of the usa where no one else cared but one little boy named and opened up a dojo where a large cow decided to poop on his face in order to master the art of plugging monitor into the holy titan earring that will generate the most powerfull flux capacitor in the world. because he likes pie and craps dying spider outta his hole in socks, then he fell in slow motion towards a familiar looking sandal maker whose true identity was gandalf called linus wife to play the sims 3 wich she I'll kick it off to describe how stupid you and your horny Mom are After prophet has gone invisible and he was chilling in his fancy hot-tub which he bought with money from eating pickles in front of the mad linus'es stream viewer who are killing people like flying pigeons made of pocky Because of the film Rocky! then he spinned around when he saw more titans in his goat, which he regularly shaved with slicks long, orange painted ducky keyboard until it was all fuzzy and dezel Then continued to do the harlem shake with Slick while farting so loud that he couldn't Hear is very loud mac However Slick didn't give a crap Because he was very constipated and he was eating a potato and then he discovered Mike Tyson in a bathtub and decide that he must lather his eyebrows with a forklift, and then he preceded jump up and down with Slicks ducky under his arm not knowing what to do next because People on LTTF are retarded! And then he decided that He's gonna shut down LTTF then all the people on the forums freaked out because linus wasn't an alien but he was a very short. Slick grabbed B-Roll and made an army of LTTF who failed so hard that hescreamedso hard saying Hello! I'm The Doctor and I'm here to check your medulla oblongata for trolls and am going to steal your Legs and eat them for brunch and you can do aback-flipbecause your're cool do whatever you like but lick my foot or I will shove it up your cats nose. Why would you even consider buying Beats, they are an overpriced piece of cake. Have you considered of trying decent headphones? Maybe you omg wtf bbq wut wut said Linus as he saw beats by dre2.0. Wow $800.00 I think these are perfectly harmonized to the tune of epic elder scrolls music that brings the game to life with an awesome horse armor . He swung out at her With his gigantic fist and Screamed "DON'T GET A MACBOOK". Before running off and violently Smash your 1000 dollar Titan. on the 1000 dollar mac! Linus stood there, amazed at what just happened, then suddenly another macbook delivery arrived. Shocked, Slick turns to B-Roll and told b-roll that he must eat the shoe which was hidden inside one of Linus's game wich he had lost in a way that lacked got pregnant with slick and built an iron man suit which sadly didn't have all the unboxing tools that linus and Slick used to unbox a huge giant big ass that had intel cpu for your false grammar but nevermind the grammar nazi but lets keep it mature and eat fried fingers. So how will corsair come with new innovative light saber ideas that Linus is going to unbox in His swim suit made from golden human skin, that he bought at a local newegg which made NCIX really mad so he got fired and came crying to slick while so he started to unbox his finally finished personal project A super clocked hay wagon with 10000 jigahertz core clock but then slick came in and ruined Linus's personal rig! slick was fired again and caught on fire because of yummy yummy a§§ fruits mmm Suddenly slick saw that his Galaxy S3 was on fire and he contacted samsung and told them his male parts turned to be female parts and then back to male all because of the experiments Meanwhile Dezel opened his mouth and then inserted his male pink, purple and yellow unicorn into slick's overloaded brown eye momentarily blinding Slick, so that BRoll could run off with a big ass chicken sandwich that he stole from Chick-Fil-A. Suddenly JJ from asus stopped by to tell Linus that he is going to get some swagalious swag from Asus Linus replied with : fuck you Meanwhile Mr Wizard was building a machine to destroy asus while JJ was standing right next to Linus who is touching Slick's beard thinking of Logan and how his beard is so shiny that the Tek should be x-rated, because pistols went completely naked in to Slick's clean shaved armpit but she's got such small hands that she can't pull it enough so she bit slicks ducky keyboard and Tryed to kill his favorite and the whole world dies. Slick was so angry he died creating a new cat So the story goes, he looks both ways before crossing the road, while dancing with a penguin that had a jetpack and a soft taco with peanut butter as toppings So, she threw the taco at Rumble who then decided it was best to get a club sanwich without mayo in the server to shuthimdown (still five words with the one I invented) The server is down but I still got the cheese But not the meat, which contains an alarming number of and got beat up by Linus' baby, Rumble and Rocket and then slick made another Post about how much he loves EA. Then they are late for a business meeting at McDonalds with the CEO of EA Whose evil rivaled Satan's own and arrived rolling in money that he had to bring to buy a hooker for collective insurmountable tasks of impossibility. However what he didn't know was that Bill Gates knew about Linus'es tweets about xbox and he lost his partnership any future Microsoft products so he now must rely on his secret Apple computer that had a big, ding dong, for a new Corsair commercial which would be aired that he didn't know what to because everything changed since the due to the inadequacies of applied for Linus Media Group . Today on Tech Quickie Linus... Beat Slick over the head and then applogises profusely for... not beating slick over his head with his ducky keyboard smashing the key on the floor because it wasn't mechanical mouse,making linus very very discombobulated and asking Slick what... the hell just happened to his head, because it was On his body one minute... before slick turned into godzilla and ate a graphics card A Wild GTX Titan Appeared A lv26 using fire blast It was very effective. Slick ended up trying his best to overclock the titan, But it was too much for Slick's puny mind. Linus then equips a battle mop and runs on the virtuix omni Then puts on his sandals and walked down to the Macbook trash bin and takes a gtx 550 mac edition And equipped it as shield to defend against apple "geniuses" who threw oranges at him Linus then take out his T-virus reservoir and throws it while still connected to his 24-pin power connector however a pig can't fly unless you increase the voltage on the DeLorean, making it produce alot of crazy stuff, and then you eat the pig which, explodes inside of b-roll's cat the cat may die but the pig lives on because he is really Chuck Norris most loyal friend named Burt and he bought an iphone which chuck norris broke because he couldn't handle linus's unboxing Because they are so Pro! Meanwhile elric from techotommorow was throwing boxes and scissors at Logan because he was mad About the NDA for the 120mm fan inside Paul's case . Linus decided that he must slow mo dive and break Slick's ducky keyboard in half he was not capable to put it back together again so he bought a mac And he tried to upgrade but Apple said "Linus you son of a pear you can not update the 'perfect' Mac computer, in which Linus replied quite frustratingly and Made a video about destroying Daleks in Manhattan with a Samsung SSD inside a Mac while riding a wild ostrich eating cereal with apple juice enjoying it with his pickles while in sandals and socks . But today, Corsair sent Linus a team of case engineers regarding their upcoming K150 mechanical mouse, which has around eighty rubber dome switches with 8200DPI created with raw cast iron when linus saw that he have the small baby hand and threw it at the floor screaming in terror nooooo but the baby reaction was... a secret code that accessed Slicks secret porn stash room And than he took slick's exploded when Linus touched it This is seconds from disaster, the cat say hello nubs After nuking the prick cat, Linus cleaned up the garage and found something that looked like a body bag full of Nvidia Titan graphics cards And threw them into the little box for the cats And threw the box into the river, where Linus found... an IBM Model M keyboard and did a hadoken on Brownninja's horse while he went across the town screaming the fighting words of Goku, Kamehameha!!! however we release his power Is not in spelling "realize" The power of The Titan that the 9000 series own . Tomorrow Linus will need to do something with tomorrow and travel back in time before Microsoft and Apple were founded To show off his long awaited project that he has accidentally ate a long with his top secret banana cake But he later pooped out While Riding a horse backwards in time to the first . Later that evening Linus Linus took a machete and realized that you didn't continue... ------Just a break in this thread------ ..the story on this thread.. .Today The Doctor is going to NOT linus's house however Because it's slick that's sick With a computer virus that went bankai and all hell broke loose. It made Slick Want to scratch his balls . Upon scratching he realised something he had a bullet ant and 20 Grams of cocaine and then he woke up and passed gas really loud and he woke up AGAIN and went to have breakfast but shops were still closed So he had to make some cereal out of a Bowl made entirely from choclate but then he EA'd it and blew it into pieces and then he woke up and kept waking up because he was stuck in a high ping server with only his ducky keyboard. So he went out a bought a Core i7 CPU overclocked to 7Ghz with liquid nitrogen he then overclocked the CPU to 9001 Mhz with a new Ground pin on his cpu . He kept overclocking until he was injured by a hacksaw and eventually the cpu eploded and he ate the pieces was injured by a hacksaw which were unusually crunchy but He got used to it and tried it with cheese. the cheese expanded and became... super cheese because the jigahertz was way over 9000 and The cheese started to melt and make him as chain Linus threw it in his neck but the cheese reproduced and I don't like my iPhone And that was the end of the story. Goodnight children. But was it the end?! What's bad about it. Bored of iOS? Just so you know I'm not an Apple fan boy, but I myself have an iPhone, however I was almost tempted to go with an HTC One but whole family has an iPhone. that was named after a old good friend that was the gasoline he was doused . On Thursday Linus is going to west Philadelphia, born and bred shop, he wants to Shoot some b-ball outside of the school but a couple of fire ants started biting into a big large sized Carlton Banks, Will was scared to lose himself at compute without actually biting his tail He ripped it off aggressively mr Willy Wonka showed up and said "yo holmes smell-- cat that chased the mouse After all this nonsense TheTEK said "Haswell reviews are too much like sandybridge so that there is no reason to upgrade your system in the pootis dispenser, which slick took and benchmarked all night until Nyancat showed up pooping rainbows , which disturbed linus because he had rumble and rocket on his lap while he played Mario until Nintendo decided to DESTROY NINTENDO WITH A BRICK that bounced off the window , and knocked over linus' monitor linus then purchase a 4k and got a 9990 that smelled of fish when he.... accidently dropped it in fish and ate a nice schnitzel linus cry and sad all year Because he fired slick and also because he killed the pizza delivery guy that didn't draw him a dinosaur when..when he ordered a Big ass spicy chicken pizza and a large diet coke But the delivery boy got wasted and had sex with some random chick from the hidden islands of bermuda triangle where they were attacked by with awesome magical powers to make up for all the problems that a perky sales representative caused when he tripped over the large diet coke. Then, Rockstar delayed GTA V again because "it is" probably pregnant causing lots of problems like Brilliant dude, looks awesome! the undergrown elephant now present in the living room was quickly swept up and and turned into a kitten that after a while became a massive lion, the FBI then turned into the LAPD this was rather strange because It was a dream of a blind man picked up random words for his vocabulary , experimenting with these words he ate a raspberry and turned into a raspberry-monster which then turned into Linus wearing a hat, then a gypsy appeared and he Melted Slick's keyboard stash, causing all the cherry switches to disintegrate causing discombobulation for Rumble because he liked that he could now pounce on Meanwhile @ Computex 2013 Josh made fun of little Linus , massaging his own massive ego and that was the end of time and space, but Rocket and Rumble rescued him only for her to be really excited to see Linus . Dezel the intern found a Love letter for slick , he Found it extremely cute but torn it into pieces because It was from b-roll and Slick really likes Elaine from Seinfeld because he thinks she is a fantastic cougar that can run incredibly fast because she got her willy stuck in a jar of pickles Eventually everybody was wondering what happened to Superman's curled hair And freaked out until there came slick to the rescue rumble that stuck inside a Jar of pickles in the Hunted graveyard linus visited when a wild Rocket appears that destroyed everything on its path With a 100 watt gas-laser pointer which he was chasing slick's mum with inorder to cure her of her sickness which was only some gas of linus' pickles which she stole because she thought that They would help her to Ruin Hewlett-Packard's Pavilion Series And hunt down al quaeda On their full-hd tablet while using Xbox Kinect cameras and The omni by virtuix for improving the world and the enjoyment of the great NSA. and don't forget glorious Schnitzel! Shnitzel ambrosia for the masses , if Rumble didn't eat it. All the fat american children would have been a little bit sad because they had a sexchange and now are women and impregnated with baby unicorns and so they launched a missile which would disintegrate to small pieces because its explosive The post above me was weird because 2 isn't 5 Obviously he can't count because He is a red emoticon with a no math brain does not make any sence . Decides to shoot the Gardner Sir did you know that unicorns love to shit rainbows. and loves eating Nyan Cats But not for breakfast because it gives them indigestion and they don't have medicine for barking dogs shooting lasers out of their eyes and Eating rabid fury teddy bears because i have to teach slick how to get fired Cause otherwise he will go and buy another mechanical keyboard with mario kart custom keycaps While waiting for Ducky keyboards And his freshly burnt popcorn adding to his post count minus the total of x+y Farted an EA game after Logan overclocked it till it Exploded and was bought by the little mermaid from malta Which was soon returned because it was made by aliens comes with windows 8 and refuses allowing a start menu hidden in his dirty pockets While eating the brain of zombies and trying not to laugh at some guy falling off the bouncy castle nearby while linus and slick began to give desil the look when he dropped the box witch unexpectedly burst open reviling an amazing delicious chicken quesadilla which I don't know what to do because I am Actually a lion in disguise With a strange fetish for doritos He went to see Slick. because he wanted some kicks and some moar pickles so Linus then walked to the local supermarket to get the most fabulous looking high heels which are made by the backwards in old swedish talk . Then Slick's mom got mad (restart) because linus ate the pickles that made him get superpowers And team up with rumble And taught him to mumble in the jungle sitting on top of a T-Rex with to the pentagon and forgot his trusty WD Harddrive Because he cut his leg On some hard foam from space, where it wanted to Take it easy and watch the WAN show with his big giant tv on the wall next to his scary picture of Kim Kardashian's face that reminds him of his Mother when she was 30 even though it was inappropriate Linus got some joy out because he remembered that Slick was actually fired for a using a membrane keyboard That he bought from diesel's from a long time ago When linus didn't eat pickles ...but did eat a flaming... tail of Charmander that made ...him fire Slick when he... threw him in the ocean and they both dead now. But then Logan comes along... ...and saves the day by... not wearing pants under the table on which he placed beer ,and JJ from ASUS confirmed that gold is king siince And that 780s are free And EA has gone bankrupt because of their 80$ games so the world became good because linus was alwasy doing anal with a GTX 780 But then intel came over And joined Linus and 780 ...hookers and had a good... gaming session with slick but ended up in a pool of errm something that I like playing with my hands which I can't say on The WAN show because Slick 's mom Butt scratcher made out of made of butterfly butt farts Which offer a unique taste when barbequed, however you can Eat Slick:s hand when hungry And chew athletes foot fungus ,although thats not recomended. You Could grow an extra wenis, But if you dont eat the hairy greasy part of Rumble and Rocket's cat tree but spread a new disease... called slothigy it's very rare or jerking his all new small joystick, he then went and exploded over the keyboard the keyboard is an alien that will never stop choking b-roll with thermal paste while busy making a coffee . Meanwhile slick was throwing a tantrum because he wasn't able To drive his epic Firebird because it broke down again , this made him late to The live stream this friday While linus ate his new sandals that were so tasty that he couldnt believe that his cat flew through his

 

On a summer day linus got his knife and unboxed One of slicks ducky keyboards But was shocked when he fired slick and linus got mad and hired tastypc and the jiggerhz went every where But temperatures got to high solinus just fired slick then slick came with axe Because diesel unplugged the power slick got made to benchmark for only one million years until slick realized that linus was really an alien in disguise, but of course Slick, with his large hands beat His blackberry on pornhub allday Even when he wasn't on a boat with bruce wayne watching my little pony episodes on a damn Apple TV While eating tasty crunchy pickles That his happymeal came with a linus bobble head that Fires Slick with a pull Of a cord, pointing at A screen with big jugs he was benchmarking all day Until penguins took him captive Demanding seven titans and three soft foampackages but they Didnt Fit in his tj7 Oh man Esther is freaking out so much she ate... all of the soft foam Then something went up anus. out popped a 4k monitor. He freaked out and said where the heck are my pickles while the cats were eating them. Linus said just EA it. Slick gives the Thumbs UP and goes to thegarage when suddenly his hand was Down his pink track pants where he felt a strange Hand poking around for a usb drive which belonged to The "Young" Queen of England jumped on to a rock when linus licked her ear she screamed out in fear and knocked over her beer which spilled all over her and licked it off the shawarma that she was gonnna feed to her royal dogs Instead she had cold gin Linus was the chosen one to smell the feet of The only one who could defeatChristophernolan and eat most of the superheros including only hamster breeder nicholas cage and actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf. by mutating his mouth and swallowing the sun, the end? Nope, because slick was rehired and he wanted much revenge so he pulled out his ducky keyboard from his bag and started benchmarking the new unreleased games then Linus said Slick: u are fired again Slick reveals he's actually Linus and linus was a dolphin and the whole world explodes then b-roll woke up to Diesel feeding Slick metamorphosis pills then diesel said you crrraaaaazzzzyyyyy then b-roll filmed with his HTC one with ultra pixels but linus hated the video so he took an axe  his horrible gay ear rings which was replaced by a   Which hes using for minesweeper while throwing poop on Estha      a boat made of pickles so he could escape canada Cause their beer really sucks But his pickles boat sank because linus ate too much ! Slick took a bat and reach for linus to grab His flash drive full of linus tech tips memes that overwritten his porn for space makes linus laugh so hard that he dies from laughter from absurdity of the loss So hard that he pooped then linus jr fired slick Slick goes home and cry and that concludes this story or does it really? Because in an alternate universe   Takes over the family business and we have SlickFiringTips channel      diesel's pickles  while linus laughs   triple backflips on a trampoline  that was designed by his Doublepost - my bad     and the mods on this forum  until he saw his titan  but the titan logo was still intact and he started  now he can make the  By giving titans to everyone but nicolas cage will continue to make terrible films    Jason Statham is still cool On icey winter days while Linus tweeted about a new cheesecake recipe that slick said tasted exactly like the one I tasted at Walmart yesterday after been fired by linus  but instead played LoL and  Tony Stark wearing his suit but he played dota and  He cried for seven days  and was sent to a Mental asylum where he fell  but when installing Dota, Linus said he's too bad to be a probench marker so he got up and  then Rocket sat on top not giving a single F***   lucasarts to come back and Rocket to spasm out uncontrollably out of ea headqurters towards They joined together to kill a mass of zombie t-rex's escaped from Chernobyl's nuclear plant while fleeing into Moscow metro Drinking ice cool fizzy bubble and shouting end is near when linus saw his cats he panicked and dropped his  who picked it up, then chewed it's head up violently, rumble stole linuses corsair 900d And used it as a new pillow to sleep on because they wanted to make a cat playground that was quieter than nf-f12s But louder than a Lamborghini In a sewer pipe with a cyborg rat three mouse which had mutated too a 0x000000error that can only be solved by hitting it with an hammer nvm which caused slick to get Really sick like never seen ever upon the live stream and had to go to McDonald's so he could get A McChicken with medium fries and a large coke lite and then ateslickestfries they proceeded to puke and decided to dine and dash. They ran all the way to KFC afterwards, only to almost get hit by a A flying chocolate covered muffin that make linus so sad that he got a Fursuit and became an astronaut when suddenly he had to carry American food into a walrus mouth who was in a ocean Crapped in his cargo pants   with an American flag that smelled like his cat rumble but he was happy when he saw a big booty That he thought belonged to an old friend whose name  morgan freeman but he didn't use pepperspray he used milk that linus got from his good old socks n sandals which now had a hole bigger than the grand canyon whichcaused Linus much hardship when carrying his pickles around for he injured his toes Then out of nowhere diesel Stole Linus's dill pickle and slick was kidnapped by EA so B-roll decided to go shoot lasers and other things until he decided to poop  Linus had ever seen before. until Linus took a huge fart in the middle of pooping which caused a shart went through pants like dart landed on rumbles but like a hero, Rocket saved everyone until rumble came and took An Ak-47 and started schooting when he saw joseph kony and said to him that he had been playing hide and seek. Then he shot the hidden cat sniper up on top of the high mountains in the african desert upon which there laid a Pink and white elephant that werecoloredwrongly in photoshop this was very bad indeed because no one could see that this was a dream slick woke up in linus and quickly put pants on and left the house to buy some more Tylenol Cold to be late for livestream And give free apologies because he was quite sorry for Not yet bashing EA enough and eventually Bruce Wayne said they ignored this thread on The anneversary of the usa where no one else cared but one little boy named  and opened up a dojo where a large cow decided to poop on his face in order to master the art of plugging monitor into the holy titan earring that will generate the most powerfull flux capacitor in the world. because he likes pie and craps dying spider outta his hole in socks, then he fell in slow motion towards a familiar looking sandal maker whose true identity was gandalf called linus wife to play the sims 3 wich she I'll kick it off to describe how stupid you and your horny Mom are After prophet has gone invisible and he was chilling in his fancy hot-tub which he bought with money from eating pickles in front of the mad linus'es stream viewer who are killing people like flying pigeons made of pocky Because of the film Rocky! then he spinned around when he saw more titans in his goat, which he regularly shaved with slicks long, orange painted ducky keyboard until it was all fuzzy and dezel Then continued to do the harlem shake with Slick while farting so loud that he couldn't Hear is very loud mac However Slick didn't give a crap Because he was very constipated and he was eating a potato and then he discovered Mike Tyson in a bathtub and decide that he must lather his eyebrows with a forklift, and then he preceded jump up and down with Slicks ducky under his arm not knowing what to do next because People on LTTF are retarded! And then he decided that He's gonna shut down LTTF then all the people on the forums freaked out because linus wasn't an alien but he was a very short. Slick grabbed B-Roll and made an army of LTTF who failed so hard that hescreamedso hard saying Hello! I'm The Doctor and I'm here to check your medulla oblongata for trolls and am going to steal your Legs and eat them for brunch and you can do aback-flipbecause your're cool do whatever you like but lick my foot or I will shove it up your cats nose. Why would you even consider buying Beats, they are an overpriced piece of cake. Have you considered of trying decent headphones? Maybe you omg wtf bbq wut wut said Linus as he saw beats by dre2.0. Wow $800.00 I think these are perfectly harmonized to the tune of epic elder scrolls music that brings the game to life with an awesome horse armor . He swung out at her With his gigantic fist and Screamed "DON'T GET A MACBOOK". Before running off and violently Smash your 1000 dollar Titan. on the 1000 dollar mac! Linus stood there, amazed at what just happened, then suddenly another macbook delivery arrived. Shocked, Slick turns to B-Roll and told b-roll that he must eat the shoe which was hidden inside one of Linus's     game wich he had lost in a way that lacked  got pregnant with slick and built an iron man suit which sadly didn't have all the unboxing tools that linus and Slick used to unbox a huge giant big ass that had intel cpu for your false grammar but nevermind the grammar nazi but lets keep it mature and eat fried fingers. So how will corsair come with new innovative light saber ideas that Linus is going to unbox in His swim suit made from golden human skin, that he bought at a local newegg which made NCIX really mad so he got fired and came crying to slick while  so he started to unbox his finally finished personal project A super clocked hay wagon with 10000 jigahertz core clock  but then slick came in and ruined Linus's personal rig! slick was fired again and caught on fire because of yummy yummy a§§ fruits mmm Suddenly slick saw that his Galaxy S3 was on fire and he contacted samsung and told them his male parts turned to be female parts and then back to male all because of the experiments Meanwhile Dezel opened his mouth and then inserted his male pink, purple and yellow unicorn into slick's overloaded brown eye momentarily blinding Slick, so that BRoll could run off with a big ass chicken sandwich that he stole from Chick-Fil-A. Suddenly JJ from asus stopped by to tell Linus that he is going to get some swagalious swag from Asus Linus replied with : fuck you Meanwhile Mr Wizard was building a machine to destroy asus while JJ was standing right next to Linus who is touching Slick's beard thinking of Logan and how his beard is so shiny that the Tek should be x-rated, because pistols went completely naked in to Slick's clean shaved armpit but she's got such small hands that she can't pull it enough so she bit slicks ducky keyboard and Tryed to kill his favorite and the whole world dies. Slick was so angry he died creating a new cat So the story goes, he looks both ways before crossing the road, while dancing with a penguin that had a jetpack and a soft taco with peanut butter as toppings So, she threw the taco at Rumble who then decided it was best to get a club sanwich without mayo in the server to shuthimdown  (still five words with the one I invented) The server is down but I still got the cheese But not the meat, which contains an alarming number of and got beat up by Linus' baby, Rumble and Rocket and then slick made another Post about how much he loves EA. Then they are late for a business meeting at McDonalds with the CEO of EA Whose evil rivaled Satan's own and arrived rolling in money that he had to bring to buy a hooker for collective insurmountable tasks of impossibility. However what he didn't know was that Bill Gates knew about Linus'es tweets about xbox and he lost his partnership any future Microsoft products so he now must rely on his secret Apple computer that had a big, ding dong, for a new Corsair commercial which would be aired that he didn't know what to because everything changed since the due to the inadequacies of   applied for Linus Media Group . Today on Tech Quickie Linus... Beat Slick over the head and then applogises profusely for... not beating slick over his head with his ducky keyboard smashing the key on the floor because it wasn't mechanical mouse,making linus very very discombobulated and asking Slick what... the hell just happened to his head, because it was On his body one minute... before slick turned into godzilla and ate a graphics card A Wild GTX Titan Appeared A lv26 using fire blast It was very effective. Slick ended up trying his best to overclock the titan, But it was too much for Slick's puny mind. Linus then equips a battle mop and runs on the virtuix omni Then puts on his sandals and walked down to the Macbook trash bin and takes a gtx 550 mac edition And equipped it as shield to defend against apple "geniuses" who threw oranges at him Linus then take out his T-virus reservoir and throws it while still connected to his 24-pin power connector however a pig can't fly unless you increase the voltage on the DeLorean, making it produce alot of crazy stuff, and then you eat the pig which, explodes inside of b-roll's cat the cat may die but the pig lives on because he is really Chuck Norris most loyal friend named Burt and he bought an iphone which chuck norris broke because he couldn't handle linus's unboxing Because they are so Pro! Meanwhile elric from techotommorow was throwing boxes and scissors at Logan because he was mad About the NDA for the 120mm fan inside Paul's case . Linus decided that he must slow mo dive and break Slick's ducky keyboard in half he was not capable to put it back together again so he bought a mac And he tried to upgrade but Apple said "Linus you son of a pear you can not update the 'perfect' Mac computer, in which Linus replied quite frustratingly and Made a video about destroying Daleks in Manhattan with a Samsung SSD inside a Mac while riding a wild ostrich eating cereal with apple juice enjoying it with his pickles while in sandals and socks . But today, Corsair sent Linus a team of case engineers regarding their upcoming K150 mechanical mouse, which has around eighty rubber dome switches with 8200DPI created with raw cast iron when linus saw that he have the small baby hand and threw it at the floor screaming in terror nooooo but the baby reaction was... a secret code that accessed Slicks secret porn stash room And than he took slick's exploded when Linus touched it This is seconds from disaster, the cat say hello nubs After nuking the prick cat, Linus cleaned up the garage and found something that looked like a body bag full of Nvidia Titan graphics cards And threw them into the little box for the cats And threw the box into the river, where Linus found... an IBM Model M keyboard and did a hadoken on Brownninja's horse while he went across the town screaming the fighting words of Goku, Kamehameha!!! however we release his power Is not in spelling "realize" The power of The Titan that the 9000 series own . Tomorrow Linus will need to do something with tomorrow and travel back in time before Microsoft and Apple were founded To show off his long awaited project that he has accidentally ate a long with his top secret banana cake But he later pooped out While Riding a horse backwards in time to the first . Later that evening Linus Linus took a machete and realized that you didn't continue... ------Just a break in this thread------   ..the story on this thread.. .Today The Doctor is going to NOT linus's house however Because it's slick that's sick With a computer virus that went bankai and all hell broke loose. It made Slick Want to scratch his balls . Upon scratching he realised something he had a bullet ant and 20 Grams of cocaine and then he woke up and passed gas really loud and he woke up AGAIN and went to have breakfast but shops were still closed So he had to make some cereal out of a Bowl made entirely from choclate but then he EA'd it and blew it into pieces and then he woke up and kept waking up because he was stuck in a high ping server with only his ducky keyboard. So he went out a bought a Core i7 CPU overclocked to 7Ghz with liquid nitrogen he then overclocked the CPU to 9001 Mhz with a new Ground pin on his cpu . He kept overclocking until he was injured by a hacksaw and eventually the cpu eploded and he ate the pieces was injured by a hacksaw which were unusually crunchy but He got used to it and tried it with cheese. the cheese expanded and became... super cheese because the jigahertz was way over 9000 and The cheese started to melt  and make him as chain Linus threw it in his neck  but the cheese reproduced and I don't like my iPhone And that was the end of the story. Goodnight children. But was it the end?! What's bad about it. Bored of iOS? Just so you know I'm not an Apple fan boy, but I myself have an iPhone, however I was almost tempted to go with an HTC One but whole family has an iPhone. that was named after a old good friend that was   the gasoline he was doused . On Thursday Linus is going to west Philadelphia, born and bred shop, he wants to Shoot some b-ball outside of the school but a couple of fire ants started biting into a big large sized Carlton Banks, Will was scared to lose himself at compute without actually biting his tail He ripped it off aggressively mr Willy Wonka showed up and said "yo holmes smell-- cat that chased the mouse After all this nonsense TheTEK said "Haswell reviews are too much like sandybridge so that there is no reason to upgrade your system in the pootis dispenser, which slick took and benchmarked all night until Nyancat showed up pooping rainbows , which disturbed linus because he had rumble and rocket on his lap while he played Mario until Nintendo decided to DESTROY NINTENDO WITH A BRICK that bounced off the window , and knocked over linus' monitor linus then purchase a 4k and got a 9990 that smelled of fish when he.... accidently dropped it in fish and ate a nice schnitzel linus cry and sad all year Because he fired slick and also because he killed the pizza delivery guy that didn't draw him a dinosaur when..when he ordered a Big ass spicy chicken pizza and a large diet coke But the delivery boy got wasted and had sex with some random chick from the hidden islands of bermuda triangle where they were attacked by with awesome magical powers to make up for all the problems that a perky sales representative caused when he tripped over the large diet coke. Then, Rockstar delayed GTA V again because "it is" probably pregnant causing lots of problems like Brilliant dude, looks awesome! the undergrown elephant now present in the living room was quickly swept up and and turned into a kitten that after a while became a massive lion, the FBI then turned into the LAPD this was rather strange because It was a dream of a blind man picked up random words for his vocabulary , experimenting with these words he ate a raspberry and turned into a raspberry-monster which then turned into Linus wearing a hat, then a gypsy appeared and he Melted Slick's keyboard stash, causing all the cherry switches to disintegrate causing discombobulation for Rumble because he liked that he could now pounce on Meanwhile @ Computex 2013 Josh made fun of little Linus , massaging his own massive ego and that was the end of time and space, but Rocket and Rumble rescued him only for her to be really excited to see Linus . Dezel the intern found a Love letter for slick , he Found it extremely cute but torn it into pieces because It was from b-roll and Slick really likes Elaine from Seinfeld because he thinks she is a fantastic cougar that can run incredibly fast because she got her willy stuck in a jar of pickles Eventually everybody was wondering what happened to Superman's curled hair And freaked out until there came slick to the rescue rumble that stuck inside a Jar of pickles in the Hunted graveyard linus visited when a wild Rocket appears that destroyed everything on its path With a 100 watt gas-laser pointer which he was chasing slick's mum with inorder to cure her of her sickness which was only some gas of linus' pickles which she stole because she thought that They would help her to Ruin Hewlett-Packard's Pavilion Series And hunt down al quaeda On their full-hd tablet while using Xbox Kinect cameras and The omni by virtuix for improving the world and the enjoyment of the great NSA. and don't forget glorious Schnitzel! Shnitzel ambrosia for the masses , if Rumble didn't eat it. All the fat american children would have been a little bit sad because they had a sexchange and now are women and impregnated with baby unicorns and so they launched a missile which would disintegrate to small pieces because its explosive The post above me was weird because 2 isn't 5 Obviously he can't count because He is a red emoticon with a no math brain does not make any sence . Decides to shoot the Gardner Sir did you know that unicorns love to shit rainbows. and loves eating Nyan Cats But not for breakfast because it gives them indigestion and they don't have medicine for barking dogs shooting lasers out of their eyes and Eating rabid fury teddy bears because i have to teach slick how to get fired Cause otherwise he will go and buy another mechanical keyboard with mario kart custom keycaps While waiting for Ducky keyboards And his freshly burnt popcorn adding to his post count minus the total of x+y Farted an EA game after Logan overclocked it till it Exploded and was bought by the little mermaid from malta Which was soon returned because it was made by aliens comes with windows 8 and refuses allowing a start menu hidden in his dirty pockets While eating the brain of zombies and trying not to laugh at some guy falling off the bouncy castle nearby while linus and slick began to give desil the look when he dropped the box witch unexpectedly burst open reviling an amazing delicious chicken quesadilla which I don't know what to do because I am Actually a lion in disguise With a strange fetish for doritos He went to see Slick. because he wanted some kicks and some moar pickles so Linus then walked to the local supermarket to get the most fabulous looking high heels which are made by the   backwards in old swedish talk . Then Slick's mom got mad           (restart) because linus ate the pickles that made him get superpowers And team up with rumble And taught him to mumble in the jungle sitting on top of a T-Rex with  to the pentagon and forgot his trusty WD Harddrive Because he cut his leg On some hard foam from space, where it wanted to Take it easy and watch the WAN show with his big giant tv on the wall next to his scary picture of Kim Kardashian's face that reminds him of his Mother when she was 30 even though it was inappropriate Linus got some joy out because he remembered that Slick was actually fired for a using a membrane keyboard That he bought from diesel's from a long time ago When linus didn't eat pickles ...but did eat a flaming... tail of Charmander that made ...him fire Slick when he... threw him in the ocean and they both dead now. But then Logan comes along... ...and saves the day by... not wearing pants under the table on which he placed beer ,and JJ from ASUS confirmed that gold is king siince And that 780s are free And EA has gone bankrupt because of their 80$ games so the world became good because linus was alwasy doing anal with a GTX 780  But then intel came over And joined Linus and 780 ...hookers and had a good... gaming session with slick but ended up in a pool of errm something that I like playing with my hands which I can't say on The WAN show because Slick 's mom   Butt scratcher made out of  made of butterfly butt farts Which offer a unique taste when barbequed, however you can Eat Slick:s hand when hungry And chew athletes foot fungus ,although thats not recomended. You Could grow an extra wenis, But if you dont eat the hairy greasy part of Rumble and Rocket's cat tree  but spread a new disease... called slothigy it's very rare or jerking his all new small joystick, he then went and exploded over the keyboard the keyboard is an alien that will never stop choking b-roll with thermal paste while busy making a coffee . Meanwhile slick was throwing a tantrum because he wasn't able To drive his epic Firebird because it broke down again , this made him late to The live stream this friday While linus ate his new sandals that were so tasty that he couldnt believe that his cat flew through his personal rig right in the cheap OCZ PSU fan that blew up in his face . He stayed calm and called The police so they could arrest the cat and destroy Linus' socks and sandals while he woke up the end with a headache and a  would result in annihilation of the world and 7 gtx780s with a price over 9000 

 

On a summer day linus got his knife and unboxed One of slicks ducky keyboards But was shocked when he fired slick and linus got mad and hired tastypc and the jiggerhz went every where But temperatures got to high solinus just fired slick then slick came with axe Because diesel unplugged the power slick got made to benchmark for only one million years until slick realized that linus was really an alien in disguise, but of course Slick, with his large hands beat His blackberry on pornhub allday Even when he wasn't on a boat with bruce wayne watching my little pony episodes on a damn Apple TV While eating tasty crunchy pickles That his happymeal came with a linus bobble head that Fires Slick with a pull Of a cord, pointing at A screen with big jugs he was benchmarking all day Until penguins took him captive Demanding seven titans and three soft foampackages but they Didnt Fit in his tj7 Oh man Esther is freaking out so much she ate... all of the soft foam Then something went up anus. out popped a 4k monitor. He freaked out and said where the heck are my pickles while the cats were eating them. Linus said just EA it. Slick gives the Thumbs UP and goes to thegarage when suddenly his hand was Down his pink track pants where he felt a strange Hand poking around for a usb drive which belonged to The "Young" Queen of England jumped on to a rock when linus licked her ear she screamed out in fear and knocked over her beer which spilled all over her and licked it off the shawarma that she was gonnna feed to her royal dogs Instead she had cold gin Linus was the chosen one to smell the feet of The only one who could defeatChristophernolan and eat most of the superheros including only hamster breeder nicholas cage and actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf. by mutating his mouth and swallowing the sun, the end? Nope, because slick was rehired and he wanted much revenge so he pulled out his ducky keyboard from his bag and started benchmarking the new unreleased games then Linus said Slick: u are fired again Slick reveals he's actually Linus and linus was a dolphin and the whole world explodes then b-roll woke up to Diesel feeding Slick metamorphosis pills then diesel said you crrraaaaazzzzyyyyy then b-roll filmed with his HTC one with ultra pixels but linus hated the video so he took an axe  his horrible gay ear rings which was replaced by a   Which hes using for minesweeper while throwing poop on Estha      a boat made of pickles so he could escape canada Cause their beer really sucks But his pickles boat sank because linus ate too much ! Slick took a bat and reach for linus to grab His flash drive full of linus tech tips memes that overwritten his porn for space makes linus laugh so hard that he dies from laughter from absurdity of the loss So hard that he pooped then linus jr fired slick Slick goes home and cry and that concludes this story or does it really? Because in an alternate universe   Takes over the family business and we have SlickFiringTips channel      diesel's pickles  while linus laughs   triple backflips on a trampoline  that was designed by his Doublepost - my bad     and the mods on this forum  until he saw his titan  but the titan logo was still intact and he started  now he can make the  By giving titans to everyone but nicolas cage will continue to make terrible films    Jason Statham is still cool On icey winter days while Linus tweeted about a new cheesecake recipe that slick said tasted exactly like the one I tasted at Walmart yesterday after been fired by linus  but instead played LoL and  Tony Stark wearing his suit but he played dota and  He cried for seven days  and was sent to a Mental asylum where he fell  but when installing Dota, Linus said he's too bad to be a probench marker so he got up and  then Rocket sat on top not giving a single F***   lucasarts to come back and Rocket to spasm out uncontrollably out of ea headqurters towards They joined together to kill a mass of zombie t-rex's escaped from Chernobyl's nuclear plant while fleeing into Moscow metro Drinking ice cool fizzy bubble and shouting end is near when linus saw his cats he panicked and dropped his  who picked it up, then chewed it's head up violently, rumble stole linuses corsair 900d And used it as a new pillow to sleep on because they wanted to make a cat playground that was quieter than nf-f12s But louder than a Lamborghini In a sewer pipe with a cyborg rat three mouse which had mutated too a 0x000000error that can only be solved by hitting it with an hammer nvm which caused slick to get Really sick like never seen ever upon the live stream and had to go to McDonald's so he could get A McChicken with medium fries and a large coke lite and then ateslickestfries they proceeded to puke and decided to dine and dash. They ran all the way to KFC afterwards, only to almost get hit by a A flying chocolate covered muffin that make linus so sad that he got a Fursuit and became an astronaut when suddenly he had to carry American food into a walrus mouth who was in a ocean Crapped in his cargo pants   with an American flag that smelled like his cat rumble but he was happy when he saw a big booty That he thought belonged to an old friend whose name  morgan freeman but he didn't use pepperspray he used milk that linus got from his good old socks n sandals which now had a hole bigger than the grand canyon whichcaused Linus much hardship when carrying his pickles around for he injured his toes Then out of nowhere diesel Stole Linus's dill pickle and slick was kidnapped by EA so B-roll decided to go shoot lasers and other things until he decided to poop  Linus had ever seen before. until Linus took a huge fart in the middle of pooping which caused a shart went through pants like dart landed on rumbles but like a hero, Rocket saved everyone until rumble came and took An Ak-47 and started schooting when he saw joseph kony and said to him that he had been playing hide and seek. Then he shot the hidden cat sniper up on top of the high mountains in the african desert upon which there laid a Pink and white elephant that werecoloredwrongly in photoshop this was very bad indeed because no one could see that this was a dream slick woke up in linus and quickly put pants on and left the house to buy some more Tylenol Cold to be late for livestream And give free apologies because he was quite sorry for Not yet bashing EA enough and eventually Bruce Wayne said they ignored this thread on The anneversary of the usa where no one else cared but one little boy named  and opened up a dojo where a large cow decided to poop on his face in order to master the art of plugging monitor into the holy titan earring that will generate the most powerfull flux capacitor in the world. because he likes pie and craps dying spider outta his hole in socks, then he fell in slow motion towards a familiar looking sandal maker whose true identity was gandalf called linus wife to play the sims 3 wich she I'll kick it off to describe how stupid you and your horny Mom are After prophet has gone invisible and he was chilling in his fancy hot-tub which he bought with money from eating pickles in front of the mad linus'es stream viewer who are killing people like flying pigeons made of pocky Because of the film Rocky! then he spinned around when he saw more titans in his goat, which he regularly shaved with slicks long, orange painted ducky keyboard until it was all fuzzy and dezel Then continued to do the harlem shake with Slick while farting so loud that he couldn't Hear is very loud mac However Slick didn't give a crap Because he was very constipated and he was eating a potato and then he discovered Mike Tyson in a bathtub and decide that he must lather his eyebrows with a forklift, and then he preceded jump up and down with Slicks ducky under his arm not knowing what to do next because People on LTTF are retarded! And then he decided that He's gonna shut down LTTF then all the people on the forums freaked out because linus wasn't an alien but he was a very short. Slick grabbed B-Roll and made an army of LTTF who failed so hard that hescreamedso hard saying Hello! I'm The Doctor and I'm here to check your medulla oblongata for trolls and am going to steal your Legs and eat them for brunch and you can do aback-flipbecause your're cool do whatever you like but lick my foot or I will shove it up your cats nose. Why would you even consider buying Beats, they are an overpriced piece of cake. Have you considered of trying decent headphones? Maybe you omg wtf bbq wut wut said Linus as he saw beats by dre2.0. Wow $800.00 I think these are perfectly harmonized to the tune of epic elder scrolls music that brings the game to life with an awesome horse armor . He swung out at her With his gigantic fist and Screamed "DON'T GET A MACBOOK". Before running off and violently Smash your 1000 dollar Titan. on the 1000 dollar mac! Linus stood there, amazed at what just happened, then suddenly another macbook delivery arrived. Shocked, Slick turns to B-Roll and told b-roll that he must eat the shoe which was hidden inside one of Linus's     game wich he had lost in a way that lacked  got pregnant with slick and built an iron man suit which sadly didn't have all the unboxing tools that linus and Slick used to unbox a huge giant big ass that had intel cpu for your false grammar but nevermind the grammar nazi but lets keep it mature and eat fried fingers. So how will corsair come with new innovative light saber ideas that Linus is going to unbox in His swim suit made from golden human skin, that he bought at a local newegg which made NCIX really mad so he got fired and came crying to slick while  so he started to unbox his finally finished personal project A super clocked hay wagon with 10000 jigahertz core clock  but then slick came in and ruined Linus's personal rig! slick was fired again and caught on fire because of yummy yummy a§§ fruits mmm Suddenly slick saw that his Galaxy S3 was on fire and he contacted samsung and told them his male parts turned to be female parts and then back to male all because of the experiments Meanwhile Dezel opened his mouth and then inserted his male pink, purple and yellow unicorn into slick's overloaded brown eye momentarily blinding Slick, so that BRoll could run off with a big ass chicken sandwich that he stole from Chick-Fil-A. Suddenly JJ from asus stopped by to tell Linus that he is going to get some swagalious swag from Asus Linus replied with : fuck you Meanwhile Mr Wizard was building a machine to destroy asus while JJ was standing right next to Linus who is touching Slick's beard thinking of Logan and how his beard is so shiny that the Tek should be x-rated, because pistols went completely naked in to Slick's clean shaved armpit but she's got such small hands that she can't pull it enough so she bit slicks ducky keyboard and Tryed to kill his favorite and the whole world dies. Slick was so angry he died creating a new cat So the story goes, he looks both ways before crossing the road, while dancing with a penguin that had a jetpack and a soft taco with peanut butter as toppings So, she threw the taco at Rumble who then decided it was best to get a club sanwich without mayo in the server to shuthimdown  (still five words with the one I invented) The server is down but I still got the cheese But not the meat, which contains an alarming number of and got beat up by Linus' baby, Rumble and Rocket and then slick made another Post about how much he loves EA. Then they are late for a business meeting at McDonalds with the CEO of EA Whose evil rivaled Satan's own and arrived rolling in money that he had to bring to buy a hooker for collective insurmountable tasks of impossibility. However what he didn't know was that Bill Gates knew about Linus'es tweets about xbox and he lost his partnership any future Microsoft products so he now must rely on his secret Apple computer that had a big, ding dong, for a new Corsair commercial which would be aired that he didn't know what to because everything changed since the due to the inadequacies of   applied for Linus Media Group . Today on Tech Quickie Linus... Beat Slick over the head and then applogises profusely for... not beating slick over his head with his ducky keyboard smashing the key on the floor because it wasn't mechanical mouse,making linus very very discombobulated and asking Slick what... the hell just happened to his head, because it was On his body one minute... before slick turned into godzilla and ate a graphics card A Wild GTX Titan Appeared A lv26 using fire blast It was very effective. Slick ended up trying his best to overclock the titan, But it was too much for Slick's puny mind. Linus then equips a battle mop and runs on the virtuix omni Then puts on his sandals and walked down to the Macbook trash bin and takes a gtx 550 mac edition And equipped it as shield to defend against apple "geniuses" who threw oranges at him Linus then take out his T-virus reservoir and throws it while still connected to his 24-pin power connector however a pig can't fly unless you increase the voltage on the DeLorean, making it produce alot of crazy stuff, and then you eat the pig which, explodes inside of b-roll's cat the cat may die but the pig lives on because he is really Chuck Norris most loyal friend named Burt and he bought an iphone which chuck norris broke because he couldn't handle linus's unboxing Because they are so Pro! Meanwhile elric from techotommorow was throwing boxes and scissors at Logan because he was mad About the NDA for the 120mm fan inside Paul's case . Linus decided that he must slow mo dive and break Slick's ducky keyboard in half he was not capable to put it back together again so he bought a mac And he tried to upgrade but Apple said "Linus you son of a pear you can not update the 'perfect' Mac computer, in which Linus replied quite frustratingly and Made a video about destroying Daleks in Manhattan with a Samsung SSD inside a Mac while riding a wild ostrich eating cereal with apple juice enjoying it with his pickles while in sandals and socks . But today, Corsair sent Linus a team of case engineers regarding their upcoming K150 mechanical mouse, which has around eighty rubber dome switches with 8200DPI created with raw cast iron when linus saw that he have the small baby hand and threw it at the floor screaming in terror nooooo but the baby reaction was... a secret code that accessed Slicks secret porn stash room And than he took slick's exploded when Linus touched it This is seconds from disaster, the cat say hello nubs After nuking the prick cat, Linus cleaned up the garage and found something that looked like a body bag full of Nvidia Titan graphics cards And threw them into the little box for the cats And threw the box into the river, where Linus found... an IBM Model M keyboard and did a hadoken on Brownninja's horse while he went across the town screaming the fighting words of Goku, Kamehameha!!! however we release his power Is not in spelling "realize" The power of The Titan that the 9000 series own . Tomorrow Linus will need to do something with tomorrow and travel back in time before Microsoft and Apple were founded To show off his long awaited project that he has accidentally ate a long with his top secret banana cake But he later pooped out While Riding a horse backwards in time to the first . Later that evening Linus Linus took a machete and realized that you didn't continue... ------Just a break in this thread------   ..the story on this thread.. .Today The Doctor is going to NOT linus's house however Because it's slick that's sick With a computer virus that went bankai and all hell broke loose. It made Slick Want to scratch his balls . Upon scratching he realised something he had a bullet ant and 20 Grams of cocaine and then he woke up and passed gas really loud and he woke up AGAIN and went to have breakfast but shops were still closed So he had to make some cereal out of a Bowl made entirely from choclate but then he EA'd it and blew it into pieces and then he woke up and kept waking up because he was stuck in a high ping server with only his ducky keyboard. So he went out a bought a Core i7 CPU overclocked to 7Ghz with liquid nitrogen he then overclocked the CPU to 9001 Mhz with a new Ground pin on his cpu . He kept overclocking until he was injured by a hacksaw and eventually the cpu eploded and he ate the pieces was injured by a hacksaw which were unusually crunchy but He got used to it and tried it with cheese. the cheese expanded and became... super cheese because the jigahertz was way over 9000 and The cheese started to melt  and make him as chain Linus threw it in his neck  but the cheese reproduced and I don't like my iPhone And that was the end of the story. Goodnight children. But was it the end?! What's bad about it. Bored of iOS? Just so you know I'm not an Apple fan boy, but I myself have an iPhone, however I was almost tempted to go with an HTC One but whole family has an iPhone. that was named after a old good friend that was   the gasoline he was doused . On Thursday Linus is going to west Philadelphia, born and bred shop, he wants to Shoot some b-ball outside of the school but a couple of fire ants started biting into a big large sized Carlton Banks, Will was scared to lose himself at compute without actually biting his tail He ripped it off aggressively mr Willy Wonka showed up and said "yo holmes smell-- cat that chased the mouse After all this nonsense TheTEK said "Haswell reviews are too much like sandybridge so that there is no reason to upgrade your system in the pootis dispenser, which slick took and benchmarked all night until Nyancat showed up pooping rainbows , which disturbed linus because he had rumble and rocket on his lap while he played Mario until Nintendo decided to DESTROY NINTENDO WITH A BRICK that bounced off the window , and knocked over linus' monitor linus then purchase a 4k and got a 9990 that smelled of fish when he.... accidently dropped it in fish and ate a nice schnitzel linus cry and sad all year Because he fired slick and also because he killed the pizza delivery guy that didn't draw him a dinosaur when..when he ordered a Big ass spicy chicken pizza and a large diet coke But the delivery boy got wasted and had sex with some random chick from the hidden islands of bermuda triangle where they were attacked by with awesome magical powers to make up for all the problems that a perky sales representative caused when he tripped over the large diet coke. Then, Rockstar delayed GTA V again because "it is" probably pregnant causing lots of problems like Brilliant dude, looks awesome! the undergrown elephant now present in the living room was quickly swept up and and turned into a kitten that after a while became a massive lion, the FBI then turned into the LAPD this was rather strange because It was a dream of a blind man picked up random words for his vocabulary , experimenting with these words he ate a raspberry and turned into a raspberry-monster which then turned into Linus wearing a hat, then a gypsy appeared and he Melted Slick's keyboard stash, causing all the cherry switches to disintegrate causing discombobulation for Rumble because he liked that he could now pounce on Meanwhile @ Computex 2013 Josh made fun of little Linus , massaging his own massive ego and that was the end of time and space, but Rocket and Rumble rescued him only for her to be really excited to see Linus . Dezel the intern found a Love letter for slick , he Found it extremely cute but torn it into pieces because It was from b-roll and Slick really likes Elaine from Seinfeld because he thinks she is a fantastic cougar that can run incredibly fast because she got her willy stuck in a jar of pickles Eventually everybody was wondering what happened to Superman's curled hair And freaked out until there came slick to the rescue rumble that stuck inside a Jar of pickles in the Hunted graveyard linus visited when a wild Rocket appears that destroyed everything on its path With a 100 watt gas-laser pointer which he was chasing slick's mum with inorder to cure her of her sickness which was only some gas of linus' pickles which she stole because she thought that They would help her to Ruin Hewlett-Packard's Pavilion Series And hunt down al quaeda On their full-hd tablet while using Xbox Kinect cameras and The omni by virtuix for improving the world and the enjoyment of the great NSA. and don't forget glorious Schnitzel! Shnitzel ambrosia for the masses , if Rumble didn't eat it. All the fat american children would have been a little bit sad because they had a sexchange and now are women and impregnated with baby unicorns and so they launched a missile which would disintegrate to small pieces because its explosive The post above me was weird because 2 isn't 5 Obviously he can't count because He is a red emoticon with a no math brain does not make any sence . Decides to shoot the Gardner Sir did you know that unicorns love to shit rainbows. and loves eating Nyan Cats But not for breakfast because it gives them indigestion and they don't have medicine for barking dogs shooting lasers out of their eyes and Eating rabid fury teddy bears because i have to teach slick how to get fired Cause otherwise he will go and buy another mechanical keyboard with mario kart custom keycaps While waiting for Ducky keyboards And his freshly burnt popcorn adding to his post count minus the total of x+y Farted an EA game after Logan overclocked it till it Exploded and was bought by the little mermaid from malta Which was soon returned because it was made by aliens comes with windows 8 and refuses allowing a start menu hidden in his dirty pockets While eating the brain of zombies and trying not to laugh at some guy falling off the bouncy castle nearby while linus and slick began to give desil the look when he dropped the box witch unexpectedly burst open reviling an amazing delicious chicken quesadilla which I don't know what to do because I am Actually a lion in disguise With a strange fetish for doritos He went to see Slick. because he wanted some kicks and some moar pickles so Linus then walked to the local supermarket to get the most fabulous looking high heels which are made by the   backwards in old swedish talk . Then Slick's mom got mad           (restart) because linus ate the pickles that made him get superpowers And team up with rumble And taught him to mumble in the jungle sitting on top of a T-Rex with  to the pentagon and forgot his trusty WD Harddrive Because he cut his leg On some hard foam from space, where it wanted to Take it easy and watch the WAN show with his big giant tv on the wall next to his scary picture of Kim Kardashian's face that reminds him of his Mother when she was 30 even though it was inappropriate Linus got some joy out because he remembered that Slick was actually fired for a using a membrane keyboard That he bought from diesel's from a long time ago When linus didn't eat pickles ...but did eat a flaming... tail of Charmander that made ...him fire Slick when he... threw him in the ocean and they both dead now. But then Logan comes along... ...and saves the day by... not wearing pants under the table on which he placed beer ,and JJ from ASUS confirmed that gold is king siince And that 780s are free And EA has gone bankrupt because of their 80$ games so the world became good because linus was alwasy doing anal with a GTX 780  But then intel came over And joined Linus and 780 ...hookers and had a good... gaming session with slick but ended up in a pool of errm something that I like playing with my hands which I can't say on The WAN show because Slick 's mom   Butt scratcher made out of  made of butterfly butt farts Which offer a unique taste when barbequed, however you can Eat Slick:s hand when hungry And chew athletes foot fungus ,although thats not recomended. You Could grow an extra wenis, But if you dont eat the hairy greasy part of Rumble and Rocket's cat tree  but spread a new disease... called slothigy it's very rare or jerking his all new small joystick, he then went and exploded over the keyboard the keyboard is an alien that will never stop choking b-roll with thermal paste while busy making a coffee . Meanwhile slick was throwing a tantrum because he wasn't able To drive his epic Firebird because it broke down again , this made him late to The live stream this friday While linus ate his new sandals that were so tasty that he couldnt believe that his cat flew through his personal rig right in the cheap OCZ PSU fan that blew up in his face . He stayed calm and called The police so they could arrest the cat and destroy Linus' socks and sandals while he woke up the end with a headache and a  would result in annihilation of the world and 7 gtx780s with a price over 9000 yen. The 780's went ti then they combined with sli resulting in an explosion which caused slick to wake up Slick thought this topic ended.... Alas it did until slick Slapped his roomate with a spatula that belonged to SpongeBob Which he stole fromsquidward When suddenly a dog appeared And licked Luke's left earlobe "i hate dogs" said slick And he walked away to the land of the pixies But they were all dead ,they headed to the sauna And they just sat there letting the sweat roll off until Austin came in naked with his d*ck hanging out But they didn't see anything Because slick was actually benching  that just so happens to  "stop playing with that thing" Trol "stop playing with that thing"  the steam shorted it out because slick spilled some lube   the air with her hands  While rapping Rap God, when suddenly boulders dropped from space  And onto @megadarkwood, and then mega destroyed boulders with mind  And started dancing. like penguins in happy feat     while banging like a bunny to be exact. ENERGIZER BUNNAY  who knows opens doors for little old ladies who like The lion king in whiteout are are too afraid to  but the world suddenly exploded.  which was a massive FORT   it was way over 9000! it blew away the crowd  along with Linus and Slick then their super powers kicked  and got him arrested and got him arrested he smiled like Miley Cyrus  Again....  Just like Miley Cyrus  Shitted on Justin Bieber's life then road a deer to  took off his glorious pants wow this forum doesn't like my internet... just ignore this... to then reveal his glorious white, black and golden gun which shone in the sun     And then suddenly he died. But he resurrected. But then died again  fired Slick for no reason but slick fights back and... Slick got Down on his knees and proposed to NCIX ester She laughed and said no slick couldnt bear it in he swam to the moon And grew an evil moustashe  except it was more awesome. NCIX KEYS was very jelly(jealous) so they threatened north korea With an attack of jelly beans  Was visiting Kim Jong Un.... kim has hated the sun so they launched a secret attack  Linus has missile defense systems And raped his anus vigorously   So all of a sudden  Flying earlobe molesting rapist to  turned into linus and slick.  Literally, because it's the sun (Ba dum ts)  Cheesy joke and then he  Rocket saw him and jumped  Then Luke came and got   see something hot and big And we're not talking about  So they went back to (That save though btw ) ^   THE STORY ENDED THEEEEEEE EEEENNNNDDDDDDDDD but alas it did not  I ate a cheeseburger That was only four words  video messed the story up the exact same way the big penis messed linus' anus which was, thanks God, not as big as my penis But ,exactly then, a wild Luke appeared wanting some penis and Linus is wondering why The lube isn't where he put his big potato that  is monkey gorilla super pants   not the stiffest of stiff  that led to the conclusion that it needs fabric softener in order to be soft For the ladies' night out ladies, he means barbie dolls which are totally not dolls, but dolls are still cool the imagination of slick, EXCITING!!!! He dreamt last night about  ^ You forgot the comma after "Upton".  Because he felt like dancing  watch the State of union(5 hours of Obama)  TV. for being so boring  took an arrow to the....  Onto Linus' iPhone 4 so Bitspower link, and leaked waterhes like, what just happened?  and he bought an HTCthe ONE and only HTC But Forgot that he took    And then I revived Linus linus finally said you are  His knight in shining armour gave you a big hug And a load of money  that Linus got for selling  "I JUST FIRED SLICK AGAIN"   And Linus fired him forsteeling candy from a store  and not watching the new my little pony kids show And then he died again.    Slick got punched in face By a midget with a Huuuuuuuuge, smelly, and tasty sausage.  while rainbow hitler robo-ponies  But then, Michael J Fox suddenly thought why would he not fly on a Giant Schnizel ship to the Foot palace on the moonSent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk 2 where he could fulfill his urgent need to ejaculate inside A watermelon and then give it away to charity because  who quotes when not needed to the candy eater nextdoor JUST CUZ I CAN. Bill Gates then lost his lube and  still maintained considerable penetration ability  with his floppy disk, andsoftware that he created to control the human, mushroom hybrid....  and turn into broccoli, which Rape and pillage the USA Because Broccoli is a happy veg.... Because Broccoli is a happy veg....Vegitable on the outside but hot on the inside. hot on the inside.hot meaning America hating vigilantes Gigantic, humongous, slimy, erect, pokey Gigantic, humongous, slimy, erect, pokeysexy beasts who get all  None of the STDs/STIs with the sexy cream on His left shoe and nose..... While he inserts his tictac into his erect nipple And sucked Luke's earlobe erotically And sucked Luke's earlobe erotically like a gay fish eating  So it raped rumble and broccoli get in my belly broccoli get in my bellybroccoli will rape your insides MY BODY IS READY BROCCOLI MY BODY IS READY BROCCOLIsaid askew before he died. said askew before he died.of STDs  from the broccoli The broccoli laughed as askew's Dead body flailed due to The fact that the broccoli Was still raping it to  WAY TOO MUCH, SO I KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD KICKED HIM IN THE HEADbut broccoli was to much  got some bacon strips and FINISHED THE STORY OFF. FINNN FINISHED THE STORY OFF. FINNNwas not the correct word As the story wasn't finished Linus kicked Luke in the Pelvis area, and Luke cried  aww dang my precious nutsbut sadly those nuts shrivled   he started cutting himself because he found out that he owed money to a red owed money to a redlarge hairy hard erect penis .Luke then decided to make pancakes for everyone who once upon a time liked to drop the soap.Then mighty Rumble came up to Luke And ate his sausage viscously Luke screamed in pain as Rumble ripped apart his balls. The next day Linus found Luke's dead body with rumble Sleeping on top of it. Linus screamed and passed out Rumble came over to linus and started to rip out His eyeballs out of their Sockets. It was so horrible.  spam much? And PC came out on Top because of the customizability @Lolbroccoli Why U do so much? @Lolbroccoli Why U do so much?lolbroccoli heard in his head That Linus was being attacked! That Linus was being attacked!by a talking broccoli that  drank chocolate milk and cheesehe meant dick cheese because  he needed a diversion to

 

I'll kick it off with:On a summer day linus got his knife and unboxed One of slicks ducky keyboards But was shocked when he fired slick and linus got mad and hired tastypc and the jiggerhz went every where But temperatures got to high solinus just fired slick then slick came with axe Because diesel unplugged the power slick got made to benchmark for only one million years until slick realized that linus was really an alien in disguise, but of course Slick, with his large hands beat His blackberry on pornhub allday Even when he wasn't on a boat with bruce wayne watching my little pony episodes on a damn Apple TV While eating tasty crunchy pickles That his happymeal came with a linus bobble head that Fires Slick with a pull Of a cord, pointing at A screen with big jugs he was benchmarking all day Until penguins took him captive Demanding seven titans and three soft foampackages but they Didnt Fit in his tj7 Oh man Esther is freaking out so much she ate... all of the soft foam Then something went up anus. out popped a 4k monitor. He freaked out and said where the heck are my pickles while the cats were eating them. Linus said just EA it. Slick gives the Thumbs UP and goes to thegarage when suddenly his hand was Down his pink track pants where he felt a strange Hand poking around for a usb drive which belonged to The "Young" Queen of England jumped on to a rock when linus licked her ear she screamed out in fear and knocked over her beer which spilled all over her and licked it off the shawarma that she was gonnna feed to her royal dogs Instead she had cold gin Linus was the chosen one to smell the feet of The only one who could defeatChristophernolan and eat most of the superheros including only hamster breeder nicholas cage and actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf. by mutating his mouth and swallowing the sun, the end? Nope, because slick was rehired and he wanted much revenge so he pulled out his ducky keyboard from his bag and started benchmarking the new unreleased games then Linus said Slick: u are fired again Slick reveals he's actually Linus and linus was a dolphin and the whole world explodes then b-roll woke up to Diesel feeding Slick metamorphosis pills then diesel said you crrraaaaazzzzyyyyy then b-roll filmed with his HTC one with ultra pixels but linus hated the video so he took an axe  his horrible gay ear rings which was replaced by a   Which hes using for minesweeper while throwing poop on Estha      a boat made of pickles so he could escape canada Cause their beer really sucks But his pickles boat sank because linus ate too much ! Slick took a bat and reach for linus to grab His flash drive full of linus tech tips memes that overwritten his porn for space makes linus laugh so hard that he dies from laughter from absurdity of the loss So hard that he pooped then linus jr fired slick Slick goes home and cry and that concludes this story or does it really? Because in an alternate universe   Takes over the family business and we have SlickFiringTips channel      diesel's pickles  while linus laughs   triple backflips on a trampoline  that was designed by his Doublepost - my bad     and the mods on this forum  until he saw his titan  but the titan logo was still intact and he started  now he can make the  By giving titans to everyone but nicolas cage will continue to make terrible films    Jason Statham is still cool On icey winter days while Linus tweeted about a new cheesecake recipe that slick said tasted exactly like the one I tasted at Walmart yesterday after been fired by linus  but instead played LoL and  Tony Stark wearing his suit but he played dota and  He cried for seven days  and was sent to a Mental asylum where he fell  but when installing Dota, Linus said he's too bad to be a probench marker so he got up and  then Rocket sat on top not giving a single F***   lucasarts to come back and Rocket to spasm out uncontrollably out of ea headqurters towards They joined together to kill a mass of zombie t-rex's escaped from Chernobyl's nuclear plant while fleeing into Moscow metro Drinking ice cool fizzy bubble and shouting end is near when linus saw his cats he panicked and dropped his  who picked it up, then chewed it's head up violently, rumble stole linuses corsair 900d And used it as a new pillow to sleep on because they wanted to make a cat playground that was quieter than nf-f12s But louder than a Lamborghini In a sewer pipe with a cyborg rat three mouse which had mutated too a 0x000000error that can only be solved by hitting it with an hammer nvm which caused slick to get Really sick like never seen ever upon the live stream and had to go to McDonald's so he could get A McChicken with medium fries and a large coke lite and then ateslickestfries they proceeded to puke and decided to dine and dash. They ran all the way to KFC afterwards, only to almost get hit by a A flying chocolate covered muffin that make linus so sad that he got a Fursuit and became an astronaut when suddenly he had to carry American food into a walrus mouth who was in a ocean Crapped in his cargo pants   with an American flag that smelled like his cat rumble but he was happy when he saw a big booty That he thought belonged to an old friend whose name  morgan freeman but he didn't use pepperspray he used milk that linus got from his good old socks n sandals which now had a hole bigger than the grand canyon whichcaused Linus much hardship when carrying his pickles around for he injured his toes Then out of nowhere diesel Stole Linus's dill pickle and slick was kidnapped by EA so B-roll decided to go shoot lasers and other things until he decided to poop  Linus had ever seen before. until Linus took a huge fart in the middle of pooping which caused a shart went through pants like dart landed on rumbles but like a hero, Rocket saved everyone until rumble came and took An Ak-47 and started schooting when he saw joseph kony and said to him that he had been playing hide and seek. Then he shot the hidden cat sniper up on top of the high mountains in the african desert upon which there laid a Pink and white elephant that werecoloredwrongly in photoshop this was very bad indeed because no one could see that this was a dream slick woke up in linus and quickly put pants on and left the house to buy some more Tylenol Cold to be late for livestream And give free apologies because he was quite sorry for Not yet bashing EA enough and eventually Bruce Wayne said they ignored this thread on The anneversary of the usa where no one else cared but one little boy named  and opened up a dojo where a large cow decided to poop on his face in order to master the art of plugging monitor into the holy titan earring that will generate the most powerfull flux capacitor in the world. because he likes pie and craps dying spider outta his hole in socks, then he fell in slow motion towards a familiar looking sandal maker whose true identity was gandalf called linus wife to play the sims 3 wich she I'll kick it off to describe how stupid you and your horny Mom are After prophet has gone invisible and he was chilling in his fancy hot-tub which he bought with money from eating pickles in front of the mad linus'es stream viewer who are killing people like flying pigeons made of pocky Because of the film Rocky! then he spinned around when he saw more titans in his goat, which he regularly shaved with slicks long, orange painted ducky keyboard until it was all fuzzy and dezel Then continued to do the harlem shake with Slick while farting so loud that he couldn't Hear is very loud mac However Slick didn't give a crap Because he was very constipated and he was eating a potato and then he discovered Mike Tyson in a bathtub and decide that he must lather his eyebrows with a forklift, and then he preceded jump up and down with Slicks ducky under his arm not knowing what to do next because People on LTTF are retarded! And then he decided that He's gonna shut down LTTF then all the people on the forums freaked out because linus wasn't an alien but he was a very short. Slick grabbed B-Roll and made an army of LTTF who failed so hard that hescreamedso hard saying Hello! I'm The Doctor and I'm here to check your medulla oblongata for trolls and am going to steal your Legs and eat them for brunch and you can do aback-flipbecause your're cool do whatever you like but lick my foot or I will shove it up your cats nose. Why would you even consider buying Beats, they are an overpriced piece of cake. Have you considered of trying decent headphones? Maybe you omg wtf bbq wut wut said Linus as he saw beats by dre2.0. Wow $800.00 I think these are perfectly harmonized to the tune of epic elder scrolls music that brings the game to life with an awesome horse armor . He swung out at her With his gigantic fist and Screamed "DON'T GET A MACBOOK". Before running off and violently Smash your 1000 dollar Titan. on the 1000 dollar mac! Linus stood there, amazed at what just happened, then suddenly another macbook delivery arrived. Shocked, Slick turns to B-Roll and told b-roll that he must eat the shoe which was hidden inside one of Linus's     game wich he had lost in a way that lacked  got pregnant with slick and built an iron man suit which sadly didn't have all the unboxing tools that linus and Slick used to unbox a huge giant big ass that had intel cpu for your false grammar but nevermind the grammar nazi but lets keep it mature and eat fried fingers. So how will corsair come with new innovative light saber ideas that Linus is going to unbox in His swim suit made from golden human skin, that he bought at a local newegg which made NCIX really mad so he got fired and came crying to slick while  so he started to unbox his finally finished personal project A super clocked hay wagon with 10000 jigahertz core clock  but then slick came in and ruined Linus's personal rig! slick was fired again and caught on fire because of yummy yummy a§§ fruits mmm Suddenly slick saw that his Galaxy S3 was on fire and he contacted samsung and told them his male parts turned to be female parts and then back to male all because of the experiments Meanwhile Dezel opened his mouth and then inserted his male pink, purple and yellow unicorn into slick's overloaded brown eye momentarily blinding Slick, so that BRoll could run off with a big ass chicken sandwich that he stole from Chick-Fil-A. Suddenly JJ from asus stopped by to tell Linus that he is going to get some swagalious swag from Asus Linus replied with : fuck you Meanwhile Mr Wizard was building a machine to destroy asus while JJ was standing right next to Linus who is touching Slick's beard thinking of Logan and how his beard is so shiny that the Tek should be x-rated, because pistols went completely naked in to Slick's clean shaved armpit but she's got such small hands that she can't pull it enough so she bit slicks ducky keyboard and Tryed to kill his favorite and the whole world dies. Slick was so angry he died creating a new cat So the story goes, he looks both ways before crossing the road, while dancing with a penguin that had a jetpack and a soft taco with peanut butter as toppings So, she threw the taco at Rumble who then decided it was best to get a club sanwich without mayo in the server to shuthimdown  (still five words with the one I invented) The server is down but I still got the cheese But not the meat, which contains an alarming number of and got beat up by Linus' baby, Rumble and Rocket and then slick made another Post about how much he loves EA. Then they are late for a business meeting at McDonalds with the CEO of EA Whose evil rivaled Satan's own and arrived rolling in money that he had to bring to buy a hooker for collective insurmountable tasks of impossibility. However what he didn't know was that Bill Gates knew about Linus'es tweets about xbox and he lost his partnership any future Microsoft products so he now must rely on his secret Apple computer that had a big, ding dong, for a new Corsair commercial which would be aired that he didn't know what to because everything changed since the due to the inadequacies of   applied for Linus Media Group . Today on Tech Quickie Linus... Beat Slick over the head and then applogises profusely for... not beating slick over his head with his ducky keyboard smashing the key on the floor because it wasn't mechanical mouse,making linus very very discombobulated and asking Slick what... the hell just happened to his head, because it was On his body one minute... before slick turned into godzilla and ate a graphics card A Wild GTX Titan Appeared A lv26 using fire blast It was very effective. Slick ended up trying his best to overclock the titan, But it was too much for Slick's puny mind. Linus then equips a battle mop and runs on the virtuix omni Then puts on his sandals and walked down to the Macbook trash bin and takes a gtx 550 mac edition And equipped it as shield to defend against apple "geniuses" who threw oranges at him Linus then take out his T-virus reservoir and throws it while still connected to his 24-pin power connector however a pig can't fly unless you increase the voltage on the DeLorean, making it produce alot of crazy stuff, and then you eat the pig which, explodes inside of b-roll's cat the cat may die but the pig lives on because he is really Chuck Norris most loyal friend named Burt and he bought an iphone which chuck norris broke because he couldn't handle linus's unboxing Because they are so Pro! Meanwhile elric from techotommorow was throwing boxes and scissors at Logan because he was mad About the NDA for the 120mm fan inside Paul's case . Linus decided that he must slow mo dive and break Slick's ducky keyboard in half he was not capable to put it back together again so he bought a mac And he tried to upgrade but Apple said "Linus you son of a pear you can not update the 'perfect' Mac computer, in which Linus replied quite frustratingly and Made a video about destroying Daleks in Manhattan with a Samsung SSD inside a Mac while riding a wild ostrich eating cereal with apple juice enjoying it with his pickles while in sandals and socks . But today, Corsair sent Linus a team of case engineers regarding their upcoming K150 mechanical mouse, which has around eighty rubber dome switches with 8200DPI created with raw cast iron when linus saw that he have the small baby hand and threw it at the floor screaming in terror nooooo but the baby reaction was... a secret code that accessed Slicks secret porn stash room And than he took slick's exploded when Linus touched it This is seconds from disaster, the cat say hello nubs After nuking the prick cat, Linus cleaned up the garage and found something that looked like a body bag full of Nvidia Titan graphics cards And threw them into the little box for the cats And threw the box into the river, where Linus found... an IBM Model M keyboard and did a hadoken on Brownninja's horse while he went across the town screaming the fighting words of Goku, Kamehameha!!! however we release his power Is not in spelling "realize" The power of The Titan that the 9000 series own . Tomorrow Linus will need to do something with tomorrow and travel back in time before Microsoft and Apple were founded To show off his long awaited project that he has accidentally ate a long with his top secret banana cake But he later pooped out While Riding a horse backwards in time to the first . Later that evening Linus Linus took a machete and realized that you didn't continue... ------Just a break in this thread------   ..the story on this thread.. .Today The Doctor is going to NOT linus's house however Because it's slick that's sick With a computer virus that went bankai and all hell broke loose. It made Slick Want to scratch his balls . Upon scratching he realised something he had a bullet ant and 20 Grams of cocaine and then he woke up and passed gas really loud and he woke up AGAIN and went to have breakfast but shops were still closed So he had to make some cereal out of a Bowl made entirely from choclate but then he EA'd it and blew it into pieces and then he woke up and kept waking up because he was stuck in a high ping server with only his ducky keyboard. So he went out a bought a Core i7 CPU overclocked to 7Ghz with liquid nitrogen he then overclocked the CPU to 9001 Mhz with a new Ground pin on his cpu . He kept overclocking until he was injured by a hacksaw and eventually the cpu eploded and he ate the pieces was injured by a hacksaw which were unusually crunchy but He got used to it and tried it with cheese. the cheese expanded and became... super cheese because the jigahertz was way over 9000 and The cheese started to melt  and make him as chain Linus threw it in his neck  but the cheese reproduced and I don't like my iPhone And that was the end of the story. Goodnight children. But was it the end?! What's bad about it. Bored of iOS? Just so you know I'm not an Apple fan boy, but I myself have an iPhone, however I was almost tempted to go with an HTC One but whole family has an iPhone. that was named after a old good friend that was   the gasoline he was doused . On Thursday Linus is going to west Philadelphia, born and bred shop, he wants to Shoot some b-ball outside of the school but a couple of fire ants started biting into a big large sized Carlton Banks, Will was scared to lose himself at compute without actually biting his tail He ripped it off aggressively mr Willy Wonka showed up and said "yo holmes smell-- cat that chased the mouse After all this nonsense TheTEK said "Haswell reviews are too much like sandybridge so that there is no reason to upgrade your system in the pootis dispenser, which slick took and benchmarked all night until Nyancat showed up pooping rainbows , which disturbed linus because he had rumble and rocket on his lap while he played Mario until Nintendo decided to DESTROY NINTENDO WITH A BRICK that bounced off the window , and knocked over linus' monitor linus then purchase a 4k and got a 9990 that smelled of fish when he.... accidently dropped it in fish and ate a nice schnitzel linus cry and sad all year Because he fired slick and also because he killed the pizza delivery guy that didn't draw him a dinosaur when..when he ordered a Big ass spicy chicken pizza and a large diet coke But the delivery boy got wasted and had sex with some random chick from the hidden islands of bermuda triangle where they were attacked by with awesome magical powers to make up for all the problems that a perky sales representative caused when he tripped over the large diet coke. Then, Rockstar delayed GTA V again because "it is" probably pregnant causing lots of problems like Brilliant dude, looks awesome! the undergrown elephant now present in the living room was quickly swept up and and turned into a kitten that after a while became a massive lion, the FBI then turned into the LAPD this was rather strange because It was a dream of a blind man picked up random words for his vocabulary , experimenting with these words he ate a raspberry and turned into a raspberry-monster which then turned into Linus wearing a hat, then a gypsy appeared and he Melted Slick's keyboard stash, causing all the cherry switches to disintegrate causing discombobulation for Rumble because he liked that he could now pounce on Meanwhile @ Computex 2013 Josh made fun of little Linus , massaging his own massive ego and that was the end of time and space, but Rocket and Rumble rescued him only for her to be really excited to see Linus . Dezel the intern found a Love letter for slick , he Found it extremely cute but torn it into pieces because It was from b-roll and Slick really likes Elaine from Seinfeld because he thinks she is a fantastic cougar that can run incredibly fast because she got her willy stuck in a jar of pickles Eventually everybody was wondering what happened to Superman's curled hair And freaked out until there came slick to the rescue rumble that stuck inside a Jar of pickles in the Hunted graveyard linus visited when a wild Rocket appears that destroyed everything on its path With a 100 watt gas-laser pointer which he was chasing slick's mum with inorder to cure her of her sickness which was only some gas of linus' pickles which she stole because she thought that They would help her to Ruin Hewlett-Packard's Pavilion Series And hunt down al quaeda On their full-hd tablet while using Xbox Kinect cameras and The omni by virtuix for improving the world and the enjoyment of the great NSA. and don't forget glorious Schnitzel! Shnitzel ambrosia for the masses , if Rumble didn't eat it. All the fat american children would have been a little bit sad because they had a sexchange and now are women and impregnated with baby unicorns and so they launched a missile which would disintegrate to small pieces because its explosive The post above me was weird because 2 isn't 5 Obviously he can't count because He is a red emoticon with a no math brain does not make any sence . Decides to shoot the Gardner Sir did you know that unicorns love to shit rainbows. and loves eating Nyan Cats But not for breakfast because it gives them indigestion and they don't have medicine for barking dogs shooting lasers out of their eyes and Eating rabid fury teddy bears because i have to teach slick how to get fired Cause otherwise he will go and buy another mechanical keyboard with mario kart custom keycaps While waiting for Ducky keyboards And his freshly burnt popcorn adding to his post count minus the total of x+y Farted an EA game after Logan overclocked it till it Exploded and was bought by the little mermaid from malta Which was soon returned because it was made by aliens comes with windows 8 and refuses allowing a start menu hidden in his dirty pockets While eating the brain of zombies and trying not to laugh at some guy falling off the bouncy castle nearby while linus and slick began to give desil the look when he dropped the box witch unexpectedly burst open reviling an amazing delicious chicken quesadilla which I don't know what to do because I am Actually a lion in disguise With a strange fetish for doritos He went to see Slick. because he wanted some kicks and some moar pickles so Linus then walked to the local supermarket to get the most fabulous looking high heels which are made by the   backwards in old swedish talk . Then Slick's mom got mad           (restart) because linus ate the pickles that made him get superpowers And team up with rumble And taught him to mumble in the jungle sitting on top of a T-Rex with  to the pentagon and forgot his trusty WD Harddrive Because he cut his leg On some hard foam from space, where it wanted to Take it easy and watch the WAN show with his big giant tv on the wall next to his scary picture of Kim Kardashian's face that reminds him of his Mother when she was 30 even though it was inappropriate Linus got some joy out because he remembered that Slick was actually fired for a using a membrane keyboard That he bought from diesel's from a long time ago When linus didn't eat pickles ...but did eat a flaming... tail of Charmander that made ...him fire Slick when he... threw him in the ocean and they both dead now. But then Logan comes along... ...and saves the day by... not wearing pants under the table on which he placed beer ,and JJ from ASUS confirmed that gold is king siince And that 780s are free And EA has gone bankrupt because of their 80$ games so the world became good because linus was alwasy doing anal with a GTX 780  But then intel came over And joined Linus and 780 ...hookers and had a good... gaming session with slick but ended up in a pool of errm something that I like playing with my hands which I can't say on The WAN show because Slick 's mom   Butt scratcher made out of  made of butterfly butt farts Which offer a unique taste when barbequed, however you can Eat Slick:s hand when hungry And chew athletes foot fungus ,although thats not recomended. You Could grow an extra wenis, But if you dont eat the hairy greasy part of Rumble and Rocket's cat tree  but spread a new disease... called slothigy it's very rare or jerking his all new small joystick, he then went and exploded over the keyboard the keyboard is an alien that will never stop choking b-roll with thermal paste while busy making a coffee . Meanwhile slick was throwing a tantrum because he wasn't able To drive his epic Firebird because it broke down again , this made him late to The live stream this friday While linus ate his new sandals that were so tasty that he couldnt believe that his cat flew through his personal rig right in the cheap OCZ PSU fan that blew up in his face . He stayed calm and called The police so they could arrest the cat and destroy Linus' socks and sandals while he woke up the end with a headache and a  would result in annihilation of the world and 7 gtx780s with a price over 9000 yen. The 780's went ti then they combined with sli resulting in an explosion which caused slick to wake up Slick thought this topic ended.... Alas it did until slick Slapped his roomate with a spatula that belonged to SpongeBob Which he stole fromsquidward When suddenly a dog appeared And licked Luke's left earlobe "i hate dogs" said slick And he walked away to the land of the pixies But they were all dead ,they headed to the sauna And they just sat there letting the sweat roll off until Austin came in naked with his d*ck hanging out But they didn't see anything Because slick was actually benching  that just so happens to  "stop playing with that thing" Trol "stop playing with that thing"  the steam shorted it out because slick spilled some lube   the air with her hands  While rapping Rap God, when suddenly boulders dropped from space  And onto @megadarkwood, and then mega destroyed boulders with mind  And started dancing. like penguins in happy feat     while banging like a bunny to be exact. ENERGIZER BUNNAY  who knows opens doors for little old ladies who like The lion king in whiteout are are too afraid to  but the world suddenly exploded.  which was a massive FORT   it was way over 9000! it blew away the crowd  along with Linus and Slick then their super powers kicked  and got him arrested and got him arrested he smiled like Miley Cyrus  Again....  Just like Miley Cyrus  Shitted on Justin Bieber's life then road a deer to  took off his glorious pants wow this forum doesn't like my internet... just ignore this... to then reveal his glorious white, black and golden gun which shone in the sun     And then suddenly he died. But he resurrected. But then died again  fired Slick for no reason but slick fights back and... Slick got Down on his knees and proposed to NCIX ester She laughed and said no slick couldnt bear it in he swam to the moon And grew an evil moustashe  except it was more awesome. NCIX KEYS was very jelly(jealous) so they threatened north korea With an attack of jelly beans  Was visiting Kim Jong Un.... kim has hated the sun so they launched a secret attack  Linus has missile defense systems And raped his anus vigorously   So all of a sudden  Flying earlobe molesting rapist to  turned into linus and slick.  Literally, because it's the sun (Ba dum ts)  Cheesy joke and then he  Rocket saw him and jumped  Then Luke came and got   see something hot and big And we're not talking about  So they went back to (That save though btw ) ^   THE STORY ENDED THEEEEEEE EEEENNNNDDDDDDDDD but alas it did not  I ate a cheeseburger That was only four words  video messed the story up the exact same way the big penis messed linus' anus which was, thanks God, not as big as my penis But ,exactly then, a wild Luke appeared wanting some penis and Linus is wondering why The lube isn't where he put his big potato that  is monkey gorilla super pants   not the stiffest of stiff  that led to the conclusion that it needs fabric softener in order to be soft For the ladies' night out ladies, he means barbie dolls which are totally not dolls, but dolls are still cool the imagination of slick, EXCITING!!!! He dreamt last night about  ^ You forgot the comma after "Upton".  Because he felt like dancing  watch the State of union(5 hours of Obama)  TV. for being so boring  took an arrow to the....  Onto Linus' iPhone 4 so Bitspower link, and leaked waterhes like, what just happened?  and he bought an HTCthe ONE and only HTC But Forgot that he took    And then I revived Linus linus finally said you are  His knight in shining armour gave you a big hug And a load of money  that Linus got for selling  "I JUST FIRED SLICK AGAIN"   And Linus fired him forsteeling candy from a store  and not watching the new my little pony kids show And then he died again.    Slick got punched in face By a midget with a Huuuuuuuuge, smelly, and tasty sausage.  while rainbow hitler robo-ponies  But then, Michael J Fox suddenly thought why would he not fly on a Giant Schnizel ship to the Foot palace on the moonSent from my DROID X2 using Tapatalk 2 where he could fulfill his urgent need to ejaculate inside A watermelon and then give it away to charity because  who quotes when not needed to the candy eater nextdoor JUST CUZ I CAN. Bill Gates then lost his lube and  still maintained considerable penetration ability  with his floppy disk, andsoftware that he created to control the human, mushroom hybrid....  and turn into broccoli, which Rape and pillage the USA Because Broccoli is a happy veg.... Because Broccoli is a happy veg....Vegitable on the outside but hot on the inside. hot on the inside.hot meaning America hating vigilantes Gigantic, humongous, slimy, erect, pokey Gigantic, humongous, slimy, erect, pokeysexy beasts who get all  None of the STDs/STIs with the sexy cream on His left shoe and nose..... While he inserts his tictac into his erect nipple And sucked Luke's earlobe erotically And sucked Luke's earlobe erotically like a gay fish eating  So it raped rumble and broccoli get in my belly broccoli get in my bellybroccoli will rape your insides MY BODY IS READY BROCCOLI MY BODY IS READY BROCCOLIsaid askew before he died. said askew before he died.of STDs  from the broccoli The broccoli laughed as askew's Dead body flailed due to The fact that the broccoli Was still raping it to  WAY TOO MUCH, SO I KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD KICKED HIM IN THE HEADbut broccoli was to much  got some bacon strips and FINISHED THE STORY OFF. FINNN FINISHED THE STORY OFF. FINNNwas not the correct word As the story wasn't finished Linus kicked Luke in the Pelvis area, and Luke cried  aww dang my precious nutsbut sadly those nuts shrivled   he started cutting himself because he found out that he owed money to a red owed money to a redlarge hairy hard erect penis .Luke then decided to make pancakes for everyone who once upon a time liked to drop the soap.Then mighty Rumble came up to Luke And ate his sausage viscously Luke screamed in pain as Rumble ripped apart his balls. The next day Linus found Luke's dead body with rumble Sleeping on top of it. Linus screamed and passed out Rumble came over to linus and started to rip out His eyeballs out of their Sockets. It was so horrible.  spam much? And PC came out on Top because of the customizability @Lolbroccoli Why U do so much? @Lolbroccoli Why U do so much?lolbroccoli heard in his head That Linus was being attacked! That Linus was being attacked!by a talking broccoli that  drank chocolate milk and cheesehe meant dick cheese because  he needed a diversion to Then Linus suddenly realized that     brrrrpprrttr Linus' butt errupted as ruler of rome but then  and Logan (THE TEK) came to join As well as mighty Jayztwocentz. Who fell and broke his... Penis and could never do... Karate kicks without winking at...   The shit inside Slick's PC. Slick opened his PC And Slick opened his PC And Called over linus and they Then took a journey to  the pond where its, rather Shabby because linus jizzed in    And shoved down his ass.  That was stolen from Obama and then the FBI came   but rather a pleasant purple    which isn't even 5 words.said a slow person who  was holding a gtx titainin a bowl of water   The TARDIS came to LTT. and had many happenings with  الووو  and its first thought was 8what an odd thought to Explain to Sherlock and Watson That Einstein was on the toilet             They lied about having sex       Dream of Linus every night.  while having our personal time   , so we decide to sleep again  And kidnaps Linus from us       -snip, ninjad- 

[Lukiose]

I can't believe i actually read it all, this legacy must continue  :lol:

[TechTheWorld]

Awesome job! Its an amazing story. We should make a movie.

[AustinTheIntern]

I will read this in my spare time.

[Tr33]

Let's make a new one! But with less words for each person this time.

[fletch to 99]

I can't believe i actually read it all, this legacy must continue  :lol:

He yeah :)

[brownninja97]

How do i use this, looks like code and thats it.

[fletch to 99]

How do i use this, looks like code and thats it.

You would have to compile the code to run the program. I never posted the jar here.

[david cassar]

That was beautiful .

[SSOB]

So fucking awesome , nice work man@@!

[SSOB]

Will add the link to the main topic ;)

[fletch to 99]

Will add the link to the main topic ;)

Cool thanks!

 

I've updated the sorty to june 6th now! :)

[Keystone Nyan Cat]

It would be nice if people added 5 words which does not make the full sentence difficult to read... :(

[zeiferlance]

mind blown!

aren't we geniuses? lol  :lol:

[SirReallySam]

EPIC :D

[SSOB]

BUYP

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If anyone has any suggestions to add to the program feel free to ask :)

[SuperClicheUsername]

3 seasons and a movie!

Now who do we cast as linus...

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Updated again! Were at 4500+ words!

[Langdon]

Hilarious! Let's publish a  book. :D

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Updated once again! October 19th

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Updated again - March 3rd.

[megadarkwood]

I was murdered.

[SSOB]

Wow awesome that this is still active!

[Guest]

How...how can anyone possibly read all of it.  :huh: