Best/Worst high/drunk stories

[SimpleG]

So I smoked some weed (just 1 inhale) and I got so high my eyes were red as blood and I looked like I was half asleep and the frieds with who I smoked took pics of me and put it on instagram and I think everyone who saw it screenshoted it and one dude even put it on twitter and my whole class is following him and I reported about her to our class teacher (she smoked ciggaretes so yeah) aand I bet she gonna show that to our class teacher. But a "fly" got in my eye and I'll jusst say thats how my eyes are half cloed  

So yeah.

What has happened to you?

[TheSLSAMG]

 

Skip to 0:22, is applicable to this thread.

[Shd0w2]

 

Skip to 0:22, is applicable to this thread.

lol.

[SimpleG]

 

Skip to 0:22, is applicable to this thread.

and thats why you don't eat shrooms

[coen113]

I had 1 0,5L 11,2% beer. Got drunk of it, because i had not eaten for days,had a great time, panic attack

Im a man of few words

[Eddprzz]

I got drunk all I remember is me and friends pre gamed at his dorm and don't even remember leaving our complex but they told me I pissed inside someone's house got a blowjob in front of ppl and woke up on floor of my room worst high hmmm I've had it once where the room seem like it was spinning so I tried driving and for some reason it like settled me down and was fine as for best high ehhh is when I smoke again wit my niggas no bitches mind u cuz girls ruin high wit they are talkin playing some xbox and eating Chinese or pizza