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Well, they could have a female host with the 3 i guess. But they would probably drool over boobs, if they are that type.

 

I think James May might be the only one actually presenting the show, while the others look at chest-melons.

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I don't think that as attractive. I think females do that better than men. Manboobs are just wrong.

 

I wasn't talking about man boobs. If you want a woman on the show with enormous breasts, shouldn't it be fair to have a guy with an enormous package too? Just to balance out the unneeded sexualising? 

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I think James May might be the only one actually presenting the show, while the others look at chest-melons.

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I just don't think women should present car shows, it doesn't feel right to me.

 

Why not? :wacko:

 

I think it would be rather make it more interessting, because we as womans have a totaly diffrent look at things, as you males.

I think it could be even a boost for Top Gear.

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Why not? :wacko:

 

I think it would be rather make it more interessting, because we as womans have a totaly diffrent look at things, as you males.

I think it could be even a boost for Top Gear.

 

It just doesn't seem right to me.

 

Also, because the female presenter in Fifth Gear was rubbish.

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Why not? :wacko:

 

I think it would be rather make it more interessting, because we as womans have a totaly diffrent look at things, as you males.

I think it could be even a boost for Top Gear.

 

Shibene Smitz, or however you pronounce her name presents the German Top Gear. 

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It just doesn't seem right to me.

 

Also, because the female presenter in Fifth Gear was rubbish.

 

I wouldn't say it was because of the female presenter. Their show wasn't exactly that well structured and wouldn't hold people's attention. I blame the producers and other people behind Fifth Gear for it being a boring and pretty poor show. 

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I wouldn't say it was because of the female presenter. Their show wasn't exactly that well structured and wouldn't hold people's attention. I blame the producers and other people behind Fifth Gear for it being a boring and pretty poor show. 

 

Oh no, I'm not blaming on her at all. Fifth Gear was a pretty bad show overall. However, a female presenter on that show seemed weird to me.

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Oh no, I'm not blaming on her at all. Fifth Gear was a pretty bad show overall. However, a female presenter on that show seemed weird to me.

 

Ah ok. I did think she was a pretty poor presenter though.

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Ah ok. I did think she was a pretty poor presenter though.

 

Yeah. Anyway, I think making a change to the lineup at all would be terrible. Even if they brought on a hunky guy to just stand there as eye-candy, I would still be pretty annoyed at the modified lineup.

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Yeah. Anyway, I think making a change to the lineup at all would be terrible. Even if they brought on a hunky guy to just stand there as eye-candy, I would still be pretty annoyed at the modified lineup.

James would just stare at his arse, like he does at clarksons, so it wouldn't work.

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James would just stare at his arse, like he does at clarksons, so it wouldn't work.

 

Yeah, it would just be inconvenient. Staring at two arses is alot of work.

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James would just stare at his arse, like he does at clarksons, so it wouldn't work.

 

Has James not seen Clarkson on his holidays? I wouldn't want to see that in a dark alley. 

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Yeah, it would just be inconvenient. Staring at two arses is alot of work.

I think his brain would implode. Or he would suddenly pull out a rocking chair, a sudoku book and a pipe, and sit there rocking away to puzzles, as that is what James would do instead of sitting on the floor rocking in a corner cringing.

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Has James not seen Clarkson on his holidays? I wouldn't want to see that in a dark alley. 

 

Hammond however...

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Hammond however...

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Hammond in his 30's. Now, he is still falling through his midlife crisis. 

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Hammond in his 30's. Now, he is still falling through his midlife crisis. 

 

Yeah, and he isn't even middle-aged yet.

 

He still looks good in his 40s.

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Yeah, and he isn't even middle-aged yet.

 

He still looks good in his 40s.

 

Agreed. But... 

 

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...then.

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Agreed. But... 

 

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...then.

 

Yeah, he does look a little bit like a female there. I prefer the whole Top Gear team now, compared to how they used to look.

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Yeah, he does look a little bit like a female there. I prefer the whole Top Gear team now, compared to how they used to look.

 

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i still disagree with "some" of you guys.

 

It just would be cool to see a cool chick kicking Jeremy´s butt, with some drifting skills and whatnot :D

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i still disagree with you guys.

 

It just would be cool to see a cool chick kicking Jeremy´s butt, with some drifting skills and whatnot :D

 

I wasn't disagreeing. I actually agree with the idea of having a female presenter. 

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I wasn't disagreeing. I actually agree with the idea of having a female presenter. 

 

yeah i allready edited my post to "some" of you guys haha :D

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