SWAG - Urban Dictionary

[Wano97]

A lot of you have probably seen this already, but I find it hilarious

 

[FireFox]

Couldn't fucking agree more mate

[Gung Pow Chicken]

You nailed it.....

[Trik'Stari]

Perfect. Except the implication that the person with SWAG is white. (we didn't start the pants sagging thing bitches)

[AnnoyedShelf]

A lot of you have probably seen this already, but I find it hilarious

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Shouldn't say "Secretly We Are Gay" because there's nothing wrong with being gay.  But otherwise I couldn't agree more.

[BonBon Scott]

The real definition of swag is "A curtain or piece of fabric fastened as to hand in a drooping curve"

 

So, when you look at a person's curtains the correct response is "Nice Swag"

[FireFox]

Shouldn't say "Secretly We Are Gay" because there's nothing wrong with being gay.  But otherwise I couldn't agree more.

 

That is true and even though I am half gay I found it pretty damn funny

[AnnoyedShelf]

That is true and even though I am half gay I found it pretty damn funny

Yeah it had me laughing.

[FireFox]

Yeah it had me laughing.

 

It may not be the correct definition but goddamit it should be.

 

Someone contact Oxford and have it placed in the real dictionary word for word

[Phoenix70]

lol

[techswede]

The real definition of swag is "A curtain or piece of fabric fastened as to hand in a drooping curve"

 

So, when you look at a person's curtains the correct response is "Nice Swag"

I wonder where it went wrong  

Style or class was replaced with Swag... And Carpe diem was replaced with Yolo..

[Trik'Stari]

I wonder where it went wrong  

Style or class was replaced with Swag... And Carpe diem was replaced with Yolo..

Someone needs to make it a crime to say "yolo", immediately punishable by forced sterilization, by an party who witnesses said "yolo" incedent.

 

We need to stop fighting natural selection lol

Edit: And yes, I see the irony in my statement.

[techswede]

Someone needs to make it a crime to say "yolo", immediately punishable by forced sterilization, by an party who witnesses said "yolo" incedent.

 

We need to stop fighting natural selection lol

Immediately punishable by the offended party sounds better  

As a former practitioner of iaido i'd be able to do it in a heartbeat *Swish*

[FireFox]

Someone needs to make it a crime to say "yolo", immediately punishable by forced sterilization, by an party who witnesses said "yolo" incedent.

 

We need to stop fighting natural selection lol

 

Yea that could work but then again they could still pollute the air molecules with the monstrosity that is 'YOLO'. I must say that I'm in favour of the firing squad and good ol' Mr Bieber will be the first to grace us with his presence in front of the squad.

 

Wow I think I've given it a little too much thought, I think I need professional help

[SirReallySam]

Good read 10/10. Would read again

[techswede]

Yea that could work but then again they could still pollute the air molecules with the monstrosity that is 'YOLO'. I must say that I'm in favour of the firing squad and good ol' Mr Bieber will be the first to grace us with his presence in front of the squad.

 

Wow I think I've given it a little too much thought, I think I need professional help

Death by air rifle or paintball sounds good  :lol:  They'd only need about 200-500 shots

[FireFox]

Death by air rifle or paintball sounds good  :lol:  They'd only need about 200-500 shots

 

Though with a Garand they could use a single shot and hit Mr Bieber in the testicular region at almost 500m, I prefer spending one round at a time instead of spray as you go. It is far more efficient.

[Titanicium]

It may not be the correct definition but goddamit it should be.

 

Someone contact Oxford and have it placed in the real dictionary word for word

 

It actually is

 

If I recall correctly it was some sort of gay group in the 80's whom didn't want people to know that they were gay so they invented SWAG (Secretly We Are Gay) as a codeword for recognizing each other so that they knew who they could talk freely with.

 

I may of course be wrong though

[Titanicium]

Someone needs to make it a crime to say "yolo", immediately punishable by forced sterilization, by an party who witnesses said "yolo" incedent.

 

We need to stop fighting natural selection lol

Edit: And yes, I see the irony in my statement.

 

 

Immediately punishable by the offended party sounds better  

As a former practitioner of iaido i'd be able to do it in a heartbeat *Swish*

 

 

Yea that could work but then again they could still pollute the air molecules with the monstrosity that is 'YOLO'. I must say that I'm in favour of the firing squad and good ol' Mr Bieber will be the first to grace us with his presence in front of the squad.

 

Wow I think I've given it a little too much thought, I think I need professional help

 

[techswede]

Though with a Garand they could use a single shot and hit Mr Bieber in the testicular region at almost 500m, I prefer spending one round at a time instead of spray as you go. It is far more efficient.

But if you could pepper his pelvic region with paintballs you could challenge yourself to see how many you could put on target accurately. And have more fun in the process.

[FireFox]

But if you could pepper his pelvic region with paintballs you could challenge yourself to see how many you could put on target accurately. And have more fun in the process.

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR You could take that Garand with its effective range of 500m and double it to 1km and see how many round you spend trying to pepper is pelvic region with 7.62 rounds

 

Wow I think that is a little dark, anyway ghee what a nice day

[Fred Castellum]

Death by air rifle or paintball sounds good  :lol:  They'd only need about 200-500 shots

That's pretty brutal lol. 

[techswede]

... Sigh.. You asked for it.. 

[Gung Pow Chicken]

Yolo is a load of crap I've technically died before. Almost got timed and everything

[shiftberry]

the truth has spoken!