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New Xbox Leaks, “Butt Streaming” Ban, Take-Two Buys Gearbox, + More!

 

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THE WHITE FAIL

White Xbox images leak, may not have “Brooklin” upgrades

https://videocardz.com/newz/white-xbox-series-x-without-disc-reader-has-been-leaked 

eXputer, original photo publisher https://exputer.com/news/xbox/white-digital-xbox-series-x-photos/ 

Supposedly this is the “Brooklin” refresh leaked during the FTC trial https://www.resetera.com/threads/mid-gen-xbox-roadmap-hardware-leak-series-s-x-refreshes-digital-only-2tb-series-x-at-499-controller-with-haptics-and-quieter-buttons-at-69-99.765920/ 

Was supposed to have spec bumps like 2TB internal storage, better Wi-Fi and Bluetooth https://www.ign.com/articles/leaked-images-reveal-white-xbox-series-x-with-no-disc-drive-report 

According to Microsoft insider Brad Sams, the cooling/chassis looks the same, “which would indicate that there is no spec bump” https://twitter.com/bdsams/status/1773125820036309271 

“the white Xbox Series X has a few of its components upgraded, such as the heatsink, but elsewhere, there are no major enhancements to talk about.”  https://lmg.gg/hKuXb (eXputer)

Even if it does have leaked Brooklin upgrades, still might put Xbox at disadvantage compared PS5 Pro’s upgraded specs https://insider-gaming.com/playstation-5-pro-more-specs/ 

 

NO HIPS, ENDS, OR BUTTS

People started streaming using their booties as green screens, Twitch intervened

https://gizmodo.com/twitch-changes-policy-to-deal-with-new-butt-streaming-1851370300

Our old friend Morgpie, who previously started the “topless” meta https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/twitch-viewers-baffled-as-new-topless-meta-goes-viral-on-platform-2423370/ 

 apparently started the meta https://twitter.com/scubaryan_/status/1769076353154875842 

And then VTubers got in on it with their…fake chests? https://twitter.com/Annjelife/status/1769570670852346221 

And here https://twitter.com/NyxNekota/status/1769316207344427314 

“Starting on Friday March 29th, content that focuses on intimate body parts for a prolonged period of time will not be allowed” https://twitter.com/TwitchSupport/status/1773045278821564914 

CEO Dan Clancy interviewed, saying he might want to bring back nude art https://aftermath.site/twitch-nudity-rules-dan-clancy 

Clancy said “We're gonna launch the ability for viewers to filter based upon labels.” https://lmg.gg/YqxSE (Aftermath)

“I think once we have the ability that viewers can set their setting and say, 'I don't want to see stuff that is sexually themed' and we get the right defaults in there, I think it's something we can look at to see how we can meet the art community.” https://lmg.gg/Q3wiW (Aftermath)

 

SHIFTING GEARS

Take-Two acquires Gearbox for $460 million

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/take-two-to-acquire-gearbox-from-embracer-for-460-million 

Being called a ~$900 million loss for Embracer https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/28/24114402/embracer-selling-gearbox-borderlands-developer-take-two 

Not that simple, as pointed out Stephen Totilo https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1773217348687646997 

Only paid $363 million upfront, Half of that was Embracer stocks Extra billion dollars tied to business targets over 6 years 

Stephen Totilo says “Embracer, post fees/stock sales, expects $300-330m cash” from this deal

Take-Two and Gearbox already have a pretty good relationship, T2 publishes Borderlands

Working on the newest one rn https://lmg.gg/atlgN (GamesIndustry.biz)

“Take-Two says that Gearbox are working on six titles, including two Borderlands games and two Homeworld titles, plus 'at least' one new IP” https://lmg.gg/Gn1kY (GamesIndustry.biz)

 

 

QUICK BITS

 

OLD NEWS

Blizzard updates user agreement so you don’t own games

https://www.gamereactor.eu/blizzards-new-user-agreement-you-no-longer-own-your-games-1373663/ 

User agreement https://www.blizzard.com/en-us/legal/fba4d00f-c7e4-4883-b8b9-1b4500a402ea/blizzard-end-user-license-agreement 

Specific clause https://lmg.gg/ENT9O (Blizzard)

https://esports.gg/opinion/gaming/new-blizzard-eula/ 

But you’ve NEVER owned your games https://steamcommunity.com/discussions/forum/0/3062995463267283250/ 

Some people are just now realizing this https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/19egge1/why_are_people_now_just_realizing_they_dont_own/ 

 

NOT DRAGON THEIR HEELS

Spyro 4 allegedly in development by Toys for Bob in deal with Xbox

https://www.eurogamer.net/spyro-4-reportedly-in-early-development-at-toys-for-bob 

According to leaker Canadian Guy Eh https://youtu.be/_iqAXYfktTw 

Previous report announcing Xbox/TfB agreement https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/xbox/exclusive-xbox-has-reached-an-agreement-with-toys-for-bob-for-their-first-independent-game 

 

PLAYDATES CAUSE PANIC

$400,000 worth of Playdate consoles went missing in Vegas

https://www.gamefile.news/p/playdate-missing-venba-jedi-survivor

https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/two-pallets-of-playdates-worth-400-000-have-been-stolen-from-panic 

https://www.eurogamer.net/400k-worth-of-playdate-game-consoles-have-gone-missing-in-vegas 

 

SUPER EARTH UPDATE

Helldivers 2 crashes when players have snowball fights

https://www.gamesradar.com/helldivers-2-brought-to-its-knees-by-snow-as-devs-tell-players-to-stop-having-game-crashing-snowball-fights/ 

Sent Discord message https://www.vg247.com/helldivers-2-not-snowball-fights-crashes 

launch new stratagems after CEO denied one of them https://www.pcgamer.com/games/third-person-shooter/3-days-after-helldivers-2-devs-ceo-denied-the-existence-of-heavy-machine-guns-they-now-exist-introducing-the-las-99-quasar-cannon-and-the-mg-101-heavy-machine-gun/ 

 

DAVE’S NOT THERE, THO

Cheech and Chong coming to Call of Duty

https://kotaku.com/call-of-duty-warzone-mwii-season-3-cheech-and-chong-1851370418 

https://www.callofduty.com/blog/2024/03/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-warzone-wzm-season-3-maps-modes-zombies-announcement#Features 

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/call-of-duty-4-20-event-brings-cheech-and-chong-a-stoned-sloth-and-weed-themed-bundles/1100-6522208/ 

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