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[soldier_ph]

@GuruMeditationError In German you would just say "er/die will/wollen sich paaren" (he/they want to mate) or "er/die will/wollen einfach sex haben/ficken" (he/they just want to have sex/fuck).

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33 minutes ago, soldier_ph said:

@GuruMeditationError In German you would just say "er/die will/wollen sich paaren" (he/they want to mate) or "er/die will/wollen einfach sex haben/ficken" (he/they just want to have sex/fuck).

Sie. Nicht die.

[chilicheeseburger]

11 hours ago, GuruMeditationError said:

Thanks so much for responding, it's really appreciated. :0)

And yeah, it's a crazy topic, sorry about that 

I'm interested in linguistics; I studied a little in academia. The stress timing of the term "early humper" made me think of German, and it was a Dackel (which, if you believe wikipedia, is a German breed bread to hunt badgers) so, er...yeah... 

It's surprising to hear they're not called Dachshund's in Germany; I think probably all (?) of the English speaking world calls them Dachshunds. Dackel's much easier to pronounce.

Also thanks for the translations, that's perfect. I guess "humping" is probably a uniquely English expression. I ran a search for the etymology and it dates back to 1785 and in its vulgar form originates from the humping of ones back, so if there's not a specific vulgar/vernacular German expression for that specific act, the closest approximation could possibly be from the same root as humpelte. Although I think that might be closer to the English verbs "hobble" or "limp" and "buckel" as in "Buckel in der straße" might be closer.

But yeah, this is a ridiculous topic, so I'll just go with "Er ist ein früher humper." or "Dieser Dackel ist ein früher humper!" and leave you guys alone. 

Thanks so much  Sorry for bothering you guys; I'll leave you alone now.

 
 

Actually, that reminds me of one of my earliest friends in elementary school. His family had a small dog that would keep humping everything he could get his paws on.

So anyway, for humping you can use words like vögeln, bumsen but that is also something you can relate to human intercourse. If you want a term for agricultural breeding, that would be called "decken". But as Benji already said, besteigen is a word that would be suitable here.

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10 hours ago, soldier_ph said:

@GuruMeditationError In German you would just say "er/die will/wollen sich paaren" (he/they want to mate) or "er/die will/wollen einfach sex haben/ficken" (he/they just want to have sex/fuck).

Lol, thanks for responding, it's most appreciated,  

I'm looking more for a close translation of that original phrase (because for some reason I think that matters  )

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7 hours ago, chilicheeseburger said:

Actually, that reminds me of one of my earliest friends in elementary school. His family had a small dog that would keep humping everything he could get his paws on.

So anyway, for humping you can use words like vögeln, bumsen but that is also something you can relate to human intercourse. If you want a term for agricultural breeding, that would be called "decken". But as Benji already said, besteigen is a word that would be suitable here.

Thanks  

And just to add a bit more detail to this weird topic... :0P

"humping" in English can refer to people too, although it's fallen out of usage. It was popular for a short while but now it's generally only really used to describe that behaviour in a dog, and mainly when it's trying to mount a human's leg. If a dog tries to mount another dog and is unsuccessful then the word "mount" is generally used, as in "He tried to mount their dog" or "[name of dog] tried to mount [name of dog]" or you might say "He's trying to hump their dog" but that's more informal. If the dog is successful enough that there's actually repetitive movement (regardless of whether there's "sexual contact") then the word "hump" is generally used and you can say "[name of dog] is humping [name of dog]" even if there's not sexual contact, as with the leg (i.e. (at least generally speaking) no "sexual contact")

 

Besteigen's good but I was thinking of something more slang and more informal. I think vögeln would be the closest. Does it have a noun form...? ...if not, how would you alter it to make it sound like a noun?

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16 minutes ago, Benji said:

The only verb turned noun in referral to sex that I can think of would be "Ficker", but that's really obscene. There are no words for that that I know. Vögeln cannot be made into a noun and the closest noun, Vogel, means bird. Due to the fact that the plural of Vogel (Vögel) can be "Vögeln" in a certain grammatical case, it can be used for a double entendre.

Although the common verb "vögeln" in terms of human beings would be appropriate as it is rather common yet not too obscene. That's why I used the term "besteigen" as that explicitly refers to animals and is also used as a technical term in that case.

Awesome, thanks. So you couldn't just put "er" on the end and make it a noun? i.e. "vögelner"

Also, yeah, hump is as far from a strong vulgar form as you can get; it's a slang used in place of regular formal descriptive terms because sometimes even they are too strong to use. "Hump" is the kind of word that even children might use to describe a dog's behaviour.

We have "bang" ("vögeln") as a slang term for sex but that one's really fallen out of usage. It became a popular slang term for a short while but it would sound odd if used today.

 

Also, I'm getting weird results from google translate when I run the term "vögeln". It seems half the time I get "bang" and half the time I get "F***". Maybe it's hitting different servers each time I search...? ...not sure, but the translation changes between those two, on what seems like a moment to moment basis. 

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6 minutes ago, Benji said:

Usually, while they would abide grammatical rules, they aren't used. Not to mention that Vögler is a last name for quite some people.

Okay, no worries. I don't want to offend anyone. It's just in fun.

I'll stick with "humper". :0)

Thanks for the input, I hope the process might have had some value, and that the humour isn't lost in the translation. ;0) 

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9 hours ago, Benji said:

Unlike MotF, this is actually not a troll thread.

I said something in german my gosh

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Wie bitte?

[soldier_ph]

Was geht den hier ab ? 

[Drama Lama]

59 minutes ago, soldier_ph said:

Was geht den hier ab ? 

Gehen sie weiter, es gibt hier nichts zu sehen! 

Edited April 3, 2021 by Drama Lama

[soldier_ph]

44 minutes ago, Drama Lama said:

Gehen sie weiter, es gibt hier nichts zu sehen! 

Ne man. Ich will noch nicht gehen, ich will noch nen bischen Tanzen.

[soldier_ph]

Was sind Deutsche oder allgemein Süssigkeiten und Snacks die ich mal unbedingt probiert haben muss die man auf Amazon kaufen kann ?