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Here is were you can put some horror story's about CPU's you have bought, broke, overclocked, spilled milk on anything ill start I bought a A-10 5800K and about 20 pins were bent and my FATHER bent them back.... it worked.... but he has never even seen a processor before phew

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One time, there was a HUNTED COMPUTER!!!! WOOOOOHOOHOOOH!!! The multipliers would change EVERY TIME YOU BOOTED THE COMPUTER!!!! The Vcore would fluctuate...between 1.2 and 1.7v!!!!! and the fans...could not...be (Whispers) undervolted, WOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHHO!!!!!!!

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I sent my dad to pickup my i7 extreme edition, That i payed ALOT of money for. He came home and was like so I went to go pick up your thingymajigger and I went to the pickup center and I got distracted by something and i left the bag on the counter... I went back and they said it had been checked out so who knows where it is now..... And i was like BABY BABY BABY OH i THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE MINE OH OH!

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I sent my dad to pickup my i7 extreme edition, That i payed ALOT of money for. He came home and was like so I went to go pick up your thingymajigger and I went to the pickup center and I got distracted by something and i left the bag on the counter... I went back and they said it had been checked out so who knows where it is now..... And i was like BABY BABY BABY OH i THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE MINE OH OH!

I wouldive died

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He came home and was like so I went to go pick up your thingymajigger and I went to the pickup center and I got distracted by something and i left the bag on the counter

CURSE THE CHECKOUT LADY WITH LARGE BREASTS.

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The stand is indeed made of metal but I wouldn't drive my car over a bridge made of it.

 

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My laptop has Celeron 1.6GHz, with integrated graphics, how much more horror do you want

Hey there. You are looking mighty fine today, have my virtual cookie!  :ph34r:

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One time, there was a HUNTED COMPUTER!!!! WOOOOOHOOHOOOH!!! The multipliers would change EVERY TIME YOU BOOTED THE COMPUTER!!!! The Vcore would fluctuate...between 1.2 and 1.7v!!!!! and the fans...could not...be (Whispers) undervolted, WOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHHO!!!!!!!

 

 

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My wifes EX BF, thought he was a computer wize, and tried fixing my wifes, moms desktop, after he was finished, it didn't work again, then my wife met me :) I took it all apart and found that he had broke the right bottom of the heat sink clip, an tightened the other 3 so tight that the heat sink was lifted off the cpu, causing it to over heat and shut down in seconds, some people in this world should never touch the inside of PC's

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