Linus' Law #347

[chitranjan]

#345

Linus: Speaking of laws I forgot to Sue Slick.

Slick: What wrong did I do now?
 
Linus: well here is the list which I made.

1. You forgot to feed the cats
2. You forgot to do the Gtx 2546's benchmark.
3. Speaking of benchmark you haven't talked to hotspot shield, audible square space, Intel, Amd, Nvidia, etc. For the sponsorship agreements update
4. I found you watching me trying my new sandals.
5. You were found using office stationary for benchmarking butt wipes. (I will post the video of that on our channel)
6. You ordered a big sized mouse for me knowing my hands are small.
7. You were sleeping when I was making soup in the kitchen.
8. You ate food before me.
9. You played music on your phone without my permission
10. You were flirting on chat with girls/boys while at work
11. You ruined the last Wan show.
12. You haven't polished the fractal designed r4
13. You were crying in the office when I snatched your cookie box from you.
14. Speaking of cookie box you were making cookies on Intel's i989 xtr without using sugar.
15. Speaking of sugar, you were trying to be more sugary than me on the show.
16. Speaking of show you arrived to show with beard without my knowledge.
17. You sold half of our office equipment for the Oculus rift development kit.

And under the law #345 you can not do these things at the Linus media group.

Slick: Please give me one more chance.

Linus: well speaking of chance as the CEO of Linus Media Group I Linus here to announce that I am giving You one more chance to show your dedication towards your work but not so simply my dear friend.

Slick: What do I have to do?

Linus: Get me a three more sandals from Levi's.

 

Slick: what you will do till that Time.

 

Linus: I will play with my old toys.

[CtW]

#idon'tevenknowenymore One must do unboxing videos in random locations within a one mile radius of one's house.

[thepedrobl]

#548 Please use the display port

#758 Radiators fans are to be configured in pull!

[Wauthar]

#n(n+1) Use random body parts to measure cable/mousepads/other utilities lengths

#n(n+2) Blame PCI penis extensions for every problem in life

[maxgamble2]

#googolplex never personally use parts you reccomend

[chitranjan]

#149 Always check your PC parts are working before putting them into Case

[lokilowkey]

#3.14159365 employ puns or jokes into segways whenever possible

[Germanpersia]

#? It's not recommended to plug things into the wrong things in the dark as this can cause problems.

(Xonar DG Unboxing)

[Libery300]

#76 Don't buy low-end gpus.

[AdamsIzzuddin]

#185 Low-end GPUs should never exist and shall be burned to ashes

[Gentleman_Sandwich]

#186: Never say "future proof"!!!

#187: A pun makes everything better!!!

[ddfitzy]

If you can make an innuendo you must make an innuendo

[gliliumho]

Refer anything bad or he dislike as a "steaming pile of poo".

[Darkiiss]

#188: Never trust a computer that you cant throw out a window.

[QcDExtreme]

#189 never trust the forum

[TheNinjaNextDor]

#190 Never click a link on the WAN show that you havent checked before hand.

Check the number of the post before you; dont randomize god damn it.

[Maslofski]

#191 the will be Candy

[Thorium19]

#180 B-Roll must be stopped from buying his own PC parts

[motoneil1]

#191 Holy balls, G-sync kicks butt

[Nesflaten]

#IFellSorryForTheLTTEmployeeWhoHasToCountAllTheseRuleseToGetToOver100 Complain about people complaining about being a sellout.

[Wyzzy Moon]

#128 always love your pebble

[FlamingDefibs]

#IFellSorryForTheLTTEmployeeWhoHasToCountAllTheseRuleseToGetToOver100 Complain about people complaining about being a sellout.

 

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[PeskyEscky]

#78 Always use a magnetic screwdriver when building/upgrading a computer! You dont want to lose those screws in the case!

[Wyzzy Moon]

#129 no we are not payed by *insert brand here*

[Lolbroccoli]

#196 leave no particle of dust in your case

Edit: #199 and must subtract non rule posts