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So when your trying to be cheezy and date a girl, what ANTI Pickup Lines would you use. Mine personally would be "You know how I got these gains? Picking up children from poverty." Sorry Lol

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I dont bother speaking I just stare at her ears and put random things I picked up off the ground in my mouth.

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I usually just try to disarm their defenses by simply introducing myself.

 

 

Sgt. Murphy says, "Never forget that your weapons and equipment were made by the lowest bidder."

 

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1 minute ago, Velvet Revolver said:

Stare at their breasts

To make this really effective, drool a little. :P

 

Sgt. Murphy says, "Never forget that your weapons and equipment were made by the lowest bidder."

 

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3 minutes ago, gcubed said:

To make this really effective, drool a little. :P

 

and lick your lips, or do make sucking sounds and move your lips like a baby would sucking on titties

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Velvet Revolver said:

and lick your lips, or do make sucking sounds and move your lips like a baby would sucking on titties

If we continue this, Luke is going to show up at our respective homes and break our fingers to prevent us from using our keyboards. lol

 

 

Sgt. Murphy says, "Never forget that your weapons and equipment were made by the lowest bidder."

 

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A girl i once dated told me this as a joke.

"Girl that dress is very becoming on you.

If i were on you i'd be coming too"

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5 minutes ago, Thunderpup said:

A girl i once dated told me this as a joke.

"Girl that dress is very becoming on you.

If i were on you i'd be coming too"

jesus xD

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I once saw this work, and I couldn't stop laughing at the time.

 

Average guy to stunning lass : Do you want a drink?

Lass: Yes 

Guy: Then buy it your fucking self.

 

Somehow they talked for a good half hour after this, how I will never understand.  

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I just remembered another one.

 

If i a girl i am talking to shows me pictures of their kid i usually say at some point

"cute kid

whose the mom?"

 

 

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My parole officer thinks i need to get out more and ease my way back into society. 

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4 hours ago, KE2012 said:

I once saw this work, and I couldn't stop laughing at the time.

 

Average guy to stunning lass : Do you want a drink?

Lass: Yes 

Guy: Then buy it your fucking self.

 

Somehow they talked for a good half hour after this, how I will never understand.  

It worked because buying her a drink makes you look like a beta male. DOMINANCE! women crave it ask my previous sex partners they wont lie. :P

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1 hour ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

"I'm gay."

note: does not work if you're talking to another man

 

You probably don't want to say that in the Blue Oyster bar unless you really are.

 

(Yes, I know, I am showing my age.)

 

Sgt. Murphy says, "Never forget that your weapons and equipment were made by the lowest bidder."

 

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1 minute ago, gcubed said:

 

You probably don't want to say that in the Blue Oyster bar unless you really are.

 

(Yes, I know, I am showing my age.)

 

You see, that's the trick with me, because I am. :^)

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3 minutes ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

You see, that's the trick with me, because I am. :^)

 

Then it will work wherever you go. lol

 

Sgt. Murphy says, "Never forget that your weapons and equipment were made by the lowest bidder."

 

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Just drag your ass on the ground. Women love that. Or drag your nuts across their dog,house,cups and face;) win win

4 hours ago, CantThinkOfAUserName said:

It worked because buying her a drink makes you look like a beta male. DOMINANCE! women crave it ask my previous sex partners they wont lie. :P

 

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You run up to her.

 

Looking very panicked.

 

Completely out of breath.

 

Putting one hand lightly on her shoulder or knee.

 

While doubled over trying to catch your breath, look up, right into her eyes and say....

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"...Mommy???"

 

 

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"uh.. hi"

 

or any interaction really

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On 12/13/2016 at 2:16 PM, gcubed said:

If we continue this, Luke is going to show up at our respective homes and break our fingers to prevent us from using our keyboards. lol

 

 

No it will prevent you from jerking off for months.

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6 hours ago, Velvet Revolver said:

No it will prevent you from jerking off for months.

OMG, I hadn't considered that. People have been know do die while going through fap withdrawal.

Sgt. Murphy says, "Never forget that your weapons and equipment were made by the lowest bidder."

 

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2 hours ago, gcubed said:

OMG, I hadn't considered that. People have been know do die while going through fap withdrawal.

rip me

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