Wardojack

First & foremost, about the link, it's safe    Go to>> http://www.linustechtips.co
 
#AwesomeTyposquatting
 
EDIT: Holy Shiznet He's here to>>. http://www.linustechtips.net/
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

current main system(s)

Ok, I'm done - http://www.userbenchmark.com/PCBuilder/GTX-Titan-X-SM951-PCIe-M2-512GB-VelociRaptor-1TB/S0-M25098.24647.554
 
I don't even need a CPU guys. Look at my top-notch gaming performance

Ohhh I once formatted my mums flash drive with all her university work and various other documents on. She was not happy

I sit at a desk...With my mouse and keyboard on the table....With my phone on my table...and with a glass of ice tea. Mountain Dew is gross and Doritos are meh. /o

http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/330403-gild-on-forum-posts/#entry4485548

This post is why I can't sleep at night. So many replies.

You know you're a techie when. . .
 
When you have a superiority complex.

You have a house RAM instead of cards.
 
>> http://i.imgur.com/pmrjh5V.jpg

When you underclock your cpu because overclocking is too mainstream.

Now I feel lonely, thanks.

A girlfriend.

me too at one point, now I just use my Bose SoundTrue headphones and my secondary 5 channel mixer with a cheap dynamic mic

Use it as a flail to kill heathens.  

...well they're not claiming it causes cancer or makes teens sociopathic murderers, so that's a step up for the Daily Mail

Watching Linus's video about a noctua cooler and hearing him say that he could probably use their mounting system with his eyes closed gave me an idea!
Wouldn't it be fun to see them try to build a whole computer with their eyes closed? It would have to be something with like a video card, aftermarket cooler, multiple storage drives, and a normal case.
I think the hardest part might be getting the front I/O cables plugged into the motherboard but they can figure something out!
It could be a competition, a co-op, or a solo effort.
 
Just think it would be cool...

I'm married on my 3rd year, so you can say I have a serious girfriend. 

I'm turning 19 in 5 months and i never had a girlfriend.
 
EDIT: I now have a girlfriend. Lol.

just clicked play on all the videos on the first page and it just multiplies the epic

You know you're a techie when...
You get excited about that new graphics card coming out even though you have no intention of buying one.

I'm not sure if this counts but on pretty much every Pc I have ever built, whether mine or for friends, I have accidentally spat a tiny bit into it whilst assembling it. Its not as bad as it sounds but is a hilarious unintentional ritual.

Yes^^ it's so much harder

When you wake up sever times during the night to check if your stress test is still running and your rig has not BSODed. 
 
When you hate on people still using XP or Vista. 

just force yourself to use it. it only takes about 6 months to be truly proficient. After enough googling you start to remember things.
 
 
When the one item you would take with you if your house caught fire, is your server/nas.