FakeCIA

Huntsville, Alabama - seems to be only one confirmed case here in the County. 
Many non-grocery retailers are not doing great right now (me and @pinksnowbirdie saw this firsthand lol) and many grocery stores are being raided of toilet paper and chicken. 
My work is doing absolutely terribly right now in terms of business. Rumor has it that we might close down temporarily very soon.
The Governor of Alabama ordered all schools to shut down if memory serves, but I know Huntsville City is closed for now and the University of Alabama (all of its chains, including Birmingham and Huntsville) are closed for now.

So stealing the catch phrase form the surface brand... "how innovative" of them.

Lexington KY, all public schools closed, restaurants ordered to close their dining rooms, all sports and social gathering activities canceled.

Semi rural Alaska.... No big changes. We still had TP when I went to the store Monday. Ammo is a different story,but that's semi normal. Anchorage is starting to close down for 1 confirmed case. 6 confirmed up here in all.

Bay Area-- we have a Shelter-in-Place order through April 7th, aka you must stay home and avoid contact with anyone but do still have freedom of travel if it's essential (e.g., groceries, pharmacy, 'essential jobs', etc).
 
It's eerie being on the roads. I am working from home, not too worried.
 
 

The fact, that the gif's colors are so flat, triggered me so much, that I graded it myself.
 

Update from Central Phoenix: Everything is locked down, restaurants, theaters, and major group areas. This is a video of the ASU campus from a friend. That park should have close to 500 students eating breakfast with 7-10 food trucks parked on the sidewalk. The sidewalk usually has 20-50 people walking by every so often. The street usually has about 50 cars going by every 30 minutes. Only places open right now are some grocery stores and gas stations. It's so weird seeing the city this empty.

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Personally, I'm not really scared or nervous. Some people are really freaking out. My neighbors across the way from me have straight up turned their place into a bunker. I'm short of fresh food, but there's a couple deliveries from family on the way. Travel restrictions are in place, so it's hard to just pack up and leave. For now, I'll stick around and see how all this plays out.

gonna touch money for 5 hours today and each time I have time to wash my hands or use hand sanitizer just going to visualize that virus bastard being torn apart.

A true friend brings a virus to the party. Hug, it's what connects us.

I thought there was respect, but I am disgusted now.

I found @Spotty's FAP (Forum Associates and Personnel) Folder. Also, you shouldn't make your password "ILoveSparklyVampires."
 
 
FAP_Folder.zip

Update from Phoenix: It pretty much looks like the city is abandoned this morning. There's rumors that the Black Knights or Blue Angels will fly by for a demonstration. That makes sense because they would want to show solidarity and strength at this time, a military demonstration would show most people reassurance. If they do, my place has a good view to watch. I don't know how other countries are attempting to reassure their public, but having something you can see in action is a good one, even if others may not support the military.

I had no respect 👀

Remind me not to open any more FAP folders
Also loss of respect for spotty smh my head.

Not sure what that's supposed to prove, but here is a relevant link to the CDC ;
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/specific-groups/high-risk-complications.html
 
 
BTW, I never said you should care about the rest of the planet, that's not what the lock downs are for, it's to protect your immediate surroundings, neighbors, people at your workplace, at school, in the public transport, etc... If you don't care about your immediate surroundings, then maybe you should have a good look at yourself and your moral beliefs, this type of selfish behaviour is what is helping the pandemic to spread (you can be a carrier for 4 days before you show any symptoms BTW).

Soon my brothers....soon we will take over Houston, TX and the world!!! 🦜🐦 🐧
 
 

Now, there's nothing profilepic-wise preventing @LinusTech to join us!

Birb's Laundromat is closed too.
 

 
Kekeke.