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Not for me. She'd be impressed that I'd finally run the dishwasher myself, then enraged when she opened it up and the only thing that came out was the body of an H5.

do yourself a favour and get a surface. its a great thing to watch youtube on but not much more.

I would because it would funny to see them think that they have better parts when they are actually terrible. And this would be in the style of the first scrapyard wars just a budget to work with.

Dennis and Taran would be hilarious, just seeing two people running around just hammering stuff together
 

I was listening to a Rooster Teeth podcast and they mentioned ASMR I youtube searched it and oh my god. It's so weird but good at the same time. You can't just listen you have to watch it too. I makes me fell like I am getting a massage and sends constant tingles down my spine and through my whole body. I not going to link a video because some people prefer different types that will trigger your tingle senses.

NO I WON'T HELP YOU THINK OF A PLACE TO HIDE HER BODY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Well this is awkward

Lag is an internet connection issue, not a computer problem. 

May I ask why an Radeon video card instead of nvidia gtx? Is it very different?
 

This is going to sound super retarded... BUT I decided that I was done with trying to fix the drivers and such... So I updated to msX (windows 10), and for some odd reason (idk why) it automatically fixed all my drivers including my internet. Sooooooo Yeah. Now I just got the long process of installing all my apps and programs. And hoping that I put all my school work on OneDrive (as my old hard drive is just a paper weight at this point). And trying to get my bookmarks back.

You can't easily get your product key but you can download the recovery image from Dell's support. It should pick up your Windows 8 key during setup so you don't have to enter anything.

You do know that if you do find a way to disable this program then he will probably just enable it on the router / modem?
That will make it next to impossible to remove, unless if you have physical access to the router / modem.
Then he will just enable it from the ISP which will remove it completely from your house and will become completely impossible to remove.
 
Just speak to your father when he gets home and ask him to remove "Gun" from the filter list.
You are using his internet, so you should really be playing by his rules.

We had a console that  had 2 games, selctible with a toggle switch. The two games were Pong and Squash.

Build a turbo "jet" engine.Is always fun*
 
 
 
 
*Depends on age and supplies

Why not another Deathadder?

An Indian guy called about a "compooter failure due to an email hack"... Here's how it went down:
 
*after like a 4 minute explaination about how an "email hack" works (he tried to be all scary)
Him: Sir, are you by your computer?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, I need you to concentrate on your keyboard...
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: can you do that?
Me: ...
...
...
...
Him: OK (sounds exahsperated) so can you find the "C-T-R-L" button? Control button on the left side of your keyboard?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: Oh! oh my keyboard?
Him: Yes. On the far left of your keyboard.
Me: Oh, ok. I'm by my keyboard
Him: Ok, so have you found the "C-T-R-L" button on the FAR LEFT SIDE?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: Uhhh yea the "seeeee-teeeee-elllll-rrrrr button, right?
Him: yes, the ctrl button, control button.
Me: OH, yea, I think I've found it
Him: ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: uhhh an arrow key?
Him: What? No, no, sir on the LEFT side.
Me: uhhhhh... ... ...
Him: (after like 1 minute pause of me muttering about dang computer-ma-gadgets). Sir can you tell me what type of computer you have? Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: WhutTtttttt?
Him: Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: What is the difference?
Him: *aggrivated* never mind. Have you found the LEFT ctrl, control, button yet?
Me: YES Now I have!
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: uhhh arrow key?
Him: no, no the RIGHT side.
Me: oh. right, sorry. Ummm an alt button?
Him: Yes, yes! Now what key is next to that?
(Let me pause right here: what they're trying to get done is to have you press windows+s button to go into admin mode and go to google to download a client to control your computer)
Me: Oh ummmm the "Peeeeee-Teeee-" wait, "Peeee-Arrrrr-Teee(sir please...)eeee... ...ESSssssssssssssssssss-Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" button. (PrtScr)
Him: No, no there SHOULD BE A WINDOWS KEY WITH FOUR SQUARES.
Me: OH OH I've found it! It says "Num Lock", right?
Him: no .... 0.0
*At this point my mom comes in and signals that I should end the call* (I was going to try to launch a virtual box and throw a trojan on his PC like in the videos... oh well)*

ME: Sorry sir, but you don't know who you're talking to. I have about 5 teammembers which COULD go on non-stop to find your servers and shut your buisness of scamming people out. In fact, I know a whitehat HACKER which just did that the other. You call and I'll get it done. You even THINK about screwing around with ANYONE by my name (he didn't know my name, but I'm sure it scared him) and I can get you arrested if you're in the USA. If you're not, I can just permanently DDOS your servers until you quit your stupid game.

Him: No, no, the CTRL KEY... Wait sir- I'm with the MICROSOFT
*Shuts off phone*

best way to scare and annoy them. They rarely call back... This guy I'm 90% sure was either british or texan using an indian accent... Just from his exasperated voice... Anyways as a general rule: NEVER give out information about your computer no matter HOW liable it seems. Have them come to your house using a trustable website/company; OR just call the computer's company/go into the stores.

An Indian guy called about a "compooter failure due to an email hack"... Here's how it went down:
 
*after like a 4 minute explaination about how an "email hack" works (he tried to be all scary)
Him: Sir, are you by your computer?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, I need you to concentrate on your keyboard...
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: can you do that?
Me: ...
...
...
...
Him: OK (sounds exahsperated) so can you find the "C-T-R-L" button? Control button on the left side of your keyboard?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: Oh! oh my keyboard?
Him: Yes. On the far left of your keyboard.
Me: Oh, ok. I'm by my keyboard
Him: Ok, so have you found the "C-T-R-L" button on the FAR LEFT SIDE?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: Uhhh yea the "seeeee-teeeee-elllll-rrrrr button, right?
Him: yes, the ctrl button, control button.
Me: OH, yea, I think I've found it
Him: ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: uhhh an arrow key?
Him: What? No, no, sir on the LEFT side.
Me: uhhhhh... ... ...
Him: (after like 1 minute pause of me muttering about dang computer-ma-gadgets). Sir can you tell me what type of computer you have? Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: WhutTtttttt?
Him: Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: What is the difference?
Him: *aggrivated* never mind. Have you found the LEFT ctrl, control, button yet?
Me: YES Now I have!
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: uhhh arrow key?
Him: no, no the RIGHT side.
Me: oh. right, sorry. Ummm an alt button?
Him: Yes, yes! Now what key is next to that?
(Let me pause right here: what they're trying to get done is to have you press windows+s button to go into admin mode and go to google to download a client to control your computer)
Me: Oh ummmm the "Peeeeee-Teeee-" wait, "Peeee-Arrrrr-Teee(sir please...)eeee... ...ESSssssssssssssssssss-Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" button. (PrtScr)
Him: No, no there SHOULD BE A WINDOWS KEY WITH FOUR SQUARES.
Me: OH OH I've found it! It says "Num Lock", right?
Him: no .... 0.0
*At this point my mom comes in and signals that I should end the call* (I was going to try to launch a virtual box and throw a trojan on his PC like in the videos... oh well)*

ME: Sorry sir, but you don't know who you're talking to. I have about 5 teammembers which COULD go on non-stop to find your servers and shut your buisness of scamming people out. In fact, I know a whitehat HACKER which just did that the other. You call and I'll get it done. You even THINK about screwing around with ANYONE by my name (he didn't know my name, but I'm sure it scared him) and I can get you arrested if you're in the USA. If you're not, I can just permanently DDOS your servers until you quit your stupid game.

Him: No, no, the CTRL KEY... Wait sir- I'm with the MICROSOFT
*Shuts off phone*

best way to scare and annoy them. They rarely call back... This guy I'm 90% sure was either british or texan using an indian accent... Just from his exasperated voice... Anyways as a general rule: NEVER give out information about your computer no matter HOW liable it seems. Have them come to your house using a trustable website/company; OR just call the computer's company/go into the stores.

An Indian guy called about a "compooter failure due to an email hack"... Here's how it went down:
 
*after like a 4 minute explaination about how an "email hack" works (he tried to be all scary)
Him: Sir, are you by your computer?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, I need you to concentrate on your keyboard...
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: can you do that?
Me: ...
...
...
...
Him: OK (sounds exahsperated) so can you find the "C-T-R-L" button? Control button on the left side of your keyboard?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: Oh! oh my keyboard?
Him: Yes. On the far left of your keyboard.
Me: Oh, ok. I'm by my keyboard
Him: Ok, so have you found the "C-T-R-L" button on the FAR LEFT SIDE?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: Uhhh yea the "seeeee-teeeee-elllll-rrrrr button, right?
Him: yes, the ctrl button, control button.
Me: OH, yea, I think I've found it
Him: ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: uhhh an arrow key?
Him: What? No, no, sir on the LEFT side.
Me: uhhhhh... ... ...
Him: (after like 1 minute pause of me muttering about dang computer-ma-gadgets). Sir can you tell me what type of computer you have? Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: WhutTtttttt?
Him: Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: What is the difference?
Him: *aggrivated* never mind. Have you found the LEFT ctrl, control, button yet?
Me: YES Now I have!
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: uhhh arrow key?
Him: no, no the RIGHT side.
Me: oh. right, sorry. Ummm an alt button?
Him: Yes, yes! Now what key is next to that?
(Let me pause right here: what they're trying to get done is to have you press windows+s button to go into admin mode and go to google to download a client to control your computer)
Me: Oh ummmm the "Peeeeee-Teeee-" wait, "Peeee-Arrrrr-Teee(sir please...)eeee... ...ESSssssssssssssssssss-Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" button. (PrtScr)
Him: No, no there SHOULD BE A WINDOWS KEY WITH FOUR SQUARES.
Me: OH OH I've found it! It says "Num Lock", right?
Him: no .... 0.0
*At this point my mom comes in and signals that I should end the call* (I was going to try to launch a virtual box and throw a trojan on his PC like in the videos... oh well)*

ME: Sorry sir, but you don't know who you're talking to. I have about 5 teammembers which COULD go on non-stop to find your servers and shut your buisness of scamming people out. In fact, I know a whitehat HACKER which just did that the other. You call and I'll get it done. You even THINK about screwing around with ANYONE by my name (he didn't know my name, but I'm sure it scared him) and I can get you arrested if you're in the USA. If you're not, I can just permanently DDOS your servers until you quit your stupid game.

Him: No, no, the CTRL KEY... Wait sir- I'm with the MICROSOFT
*Shuts off phone*

best way to scare and annoy them. They rarely call back... This guy I'm 90% sure was either british or texan using an indian accent... Just from his exasperated voice... Anyways as a general rule: NEVER give out information about your computer no matter HOW liable it seems. Have them come to your house using a trustable website/company; OR just call the computer's company/go into the stores.

You are asking for proof that he had a conversation with a scammer?
 
Did you have a McDonalds yesterday, can you prove you did?

glad y'alls enjoy this. I've always wanted to record one of these calls just to show how stupid they sound, but sadly my mic was too far away when I was talking to him... ;(

You should watch this, funniest thing I have ever seen:
https://www.ted.com/talks/james_veitch_this_is_what_happens_when_you_reply_to_spam_email?language=en

An Indian guy called about a "compooter failure due to an email hack"... Here's how it went down:
 
*after like a 4 minute explaination about how an "email hack" works (he tried to be all scary)
Him: Sir, are you by your computer?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, I need you to concentrate on your keyboard...
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: can you do that?
Me: ...
...
...
...
Him: OK (sounds exahsperated) so can you find the "C-T-R-L" button? Control button on the left side of your keyboard?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: Oh! oh my keyboard?
Him: Yes. On the far left of your keyboard.
Me: Oh, ok. I'm by my keyboard
Him: Ok, so have you found the "C-T-R-L" button on the FAR LEFT SIDE?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: Uhhh yea the "seeeee-teeeee-elllll-rrrrr button, right?
Him: yes, the ctrl button, control button.
Me: OH, yea, I think I've found it
Him: ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: uhhh an arrow key?
Him: What? No, no, sir on the LEFT side.
Me: uhhhhh... ... ...
Him: (after like 1 minute pause of me muttering about dang computer-ma-gadgets). Sir can you tell me what type of computer you have? Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: WhutTtttttt?
Him: Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: What is the difference?
Him: *aggrivated* never mind. Have you found the LEFT ctrl, control, button yet?
Me: YES Now I have!
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: uhhh arrow key?
Him: no, no the RIGHT side.
Me: oh. right, sorry. Ummm an alt button?
Him: Yes, yes! Now what key is next to that?
(Let me pause right here: what they're trying to get done is to have you press windows+s button to go into admin mode and go to google to download a client to control your computer)
Me: Oh ummmm the "Peeeeee-Teeee-" wait, "Peeee-Arrrrr-Teee(sir please...)eeee... ...ESSssssssssssssssssss-Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" button. (PrtScr)
Him: No, no there SHOULD BE A WINDOWS KEY WITH FOUR SQUARES.
Me: OH OH I've found it! It says "Num Lock", right?
Him: no .... 0.0
*At this point my mom comes in and signals that I should end the call* (I was going to try to launch a virtual box and throw a trojan on his PC like in the videos... oh well)*

ME: Sorry sir, but you don't know who you're talking to. I have about 5 teammembers which COULD go on non-stop to find your servers and shut your buisness of scamming people out. In fact, I know a whitehat HACKER which just did that the other. You call and I'll get it done. You even THINK about screwing around with ANYONE by my name (he didn't know my name, but I'm sure it scared him) and I can get you arrested if you're in the USA. If you're not, I can just permanently DDOS your servers until you quit your stupid game.

Him: No, no, the CTRL KEY... Wait sir- I'm with the MICROSOFT
*Shuts off phone*

best way to scare and annoy them. They rarely call back... This guy I'm 90% sure was either british or texan using an indian accent... Just from his exasperated voice... Anyways as a general rule: NEVER give out information about your computer no matter HOW liable it seems. Have them come to your house using a trustable website/company; OR just call the computer's company/go into the stores.

An Indian guy called about a "compooter failure due to an email hack"... Here's how it went down:
 
*after like a 4 minute explaination about how an "email hack" works (he tried to be all scary)
Him: Sir, are you by your computer?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, I need you to concentrate on your keyboard...
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: can you do that?
Me: ...
...
...
...
Him: OK (sounds exahsperated) so can you find the "C-T-R-L" button? Control button on the left side of your keyboard?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: Oh! oh my keyboard?
Him: Yes. On the far left of your keyboard.
Me: Oh, ok. I'm by my keyboard
Him: Ok, so have you found the "C-T-R-L" button on the FAR LEFT SIDE?
Me: Uhhh yea...
Him: Ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: Uhhh yea the "seeeee-teeeee-elllll-rrrrr button, right?
Him: yes, the ctrl button, control button.
Me: OH, yea, I think I've found it
Him: ok, can you tell me what key is next to it?
Me: uhhh an arrow key?
Him: What? No, no, sir on the LEFT side.
Me: uhhhhh... ... ...
Him: (after like 1 minute pause of me muttering about dang computer-ma-gadgets). Sir can you tell me what type of computer you have? Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: WhutTtttttt?
Him: Do you ahve a laptop or desktop?
Me: What is the difference?
Him: *aggrivated* never mind. Have you found the LEFT ctrl, control, button yet?
Me: YES Now I have!
Him: Ok, what is the key next to it?
Me: uhhh arrow key?
Him: no, no the RIGHT side.
Me: oh. right, sorry. Ummm an alt button?
Him: Yes, yes! Now what key is next to that?
(Let me pause right here: what they're trying to get done is to have you press windows+s button to go into admin mode and go to google to download a client to control your computer)
Me: Oh ummmm the "Peeeeee-Teeee-" wait, "Peeee-Arrrrr-Teee(sir please...)eeee... ...ESSssssssssssssssssss-Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" button. (PrtScr)
Him: No, no there SHOULD BE A WINDOWS KEY WITH FOUR SQUARES.
Me: OH OH I've found it! It says "Num Lock", right?
Him: no .... 0.0
*At this point my mom comes in and signals that I should end the call* (I was going to try to launch a virtual box and throw a trojan on his PC like in the videos... oh well)*

ME: Sorry sir, but you don't know who you're talking to. I have about 5 teammembers which COULD go on non-stop to find your servers and shut your buisness of scamming people out. In fact, I know a whitehat HACKER which just did that the other. You call and I'll get it done. You even THINK about screwing around with ANYONE by my name (he didn't know my name, but I'm sure it scared him) and I can get you arrested if you're in the USA. If you're not, I can just permanently DDOS your servers until you quit your stupid game.

Him: No, no, the CTRL KEY... Wait sir- I'm with the MICROSOFT
*Shuts off phone*

best way to scare and annoy them. They rarely call back... This guy I'm 90% sure was either british or texan using an indian accent... Just from his exasperated voice... Anyways as a general rule: NEVER give out information about your computer no matter HOW liable it seems. Have them come to your house using a trustable website/company; OR just call the computer's company/go into the stores.

ONE last thing. I just talked to my father. One side affect (very minor) is relapsed/unusual breath. So I'd just switch up every once and a while. Like no one has really DIED from unusual breathing. Worse case scenario is tripping up a doctor on your next exam.

I sleep by taking a shower drying off and then flopping in my bed with sweats on. Sometimes I'm concious enough to turn off the lights. #LifeOfAHighschooler.