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Not strictly tech but:

 

There are 2 types of people in the world :

-Those who can extrapolate based on incomplete data

 

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They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

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1 minute ago, LordOTaco said:

There are two kinds of people in this world.  People who can extrapolate complete sets of data from incomplete information and...

i already made that joke

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3 hours ago, SansVarnic said:

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I read the entire thread so far, and sadly, this is the best joke at the moment. ^

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