Real reason Luke is MIA

[N_A]

It is a well known fact that Luke, one of the host of LinusTecTips is missing from the current videos, replaced by one of the annoying new bloods, but why? Was Linus getting old and in the need for some NEW blood to keep him feeling young?

 

Yes technically that is true, he is getting old and needing a blood blank to feel young and annoying but that is not the reason Luke is mia. He is M.I.A. because he was and is sleeping with Mrs. Techtips. You see the first time Linus noticed this was when he realized that none of his kids were as annoying as him. They are cool and "chill" like them pesky kids in them Scooby-Doo cartoons. It always nagged him till he confronted (i am using BIG words so you know this is real) Mrs. Techtips if she would sleep anyone in the office in which she replied "of course only with the office playaaa."

 

Linus though that he was the office player, till he saw luke playing with this guy lets call him 4eyes. Now after witnessing Luke and 4eyes getting freaky in the old studio he realized it won't be enough to beat the player at the game (because Linus was no good at the game,) he needed to play the PLAYAAA to win.

(WAKE UP SHEEPLE WHY ELSE WOULD HE TEAR IT DOWN.)

 

Linus started to cozy up to everyone in the office and even tried to lure 4eyes away from luke as shown in this video while giving Luke the big middle finger.

But Luke didn't fall for Linus's little tricks. Instead he upped his games and thus forcing Linus to do the only thing he could.

To put a OLED TV in his room to distract him from the activities of LUKE THE PLAYAAA.

 

this is all true, only reason you would be seeing Luke is because Linus knows the cover is blown, and if you don't see him its because Linus though "well everyone knows so why not alienate him."

[N_A]

and notice how it was taken from General to off-topic..... are they trying to hide this under the rug.

 

 

[mech]

On 10/31/2017 at 11:39 PM, N_A said:

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Luke is going to be the COO of Floatplane Club

[BWLServers]

I'm not really sure what I just read.

[N_A]

8 minutes ago, ScrappyZeDog said:

Luke is going to be the COO of Floatplane Club

that is exactly how to lower someone's popularity.

 

[JoostinOnline]

Anyone else remember #saveluke?

[mech]

59 minutes ago, JoostinOnline said:

Anyone else remember #saveluke?

Me!

[captain_to_fire]

This thread is locked in 3...2...1...

[kilgore_T]

annoying new bloods? I don't find any Ltt folks annoying

[PlayStation 2]

LTT fanfic.

Now I've seen everythin'!

[N_A]

49 minutes ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

LTT fanfic.

Now I've seen everythin'!

its not fan fic dont be a sheple. 

 

Where other men blindly follow the truth, Remember, nothing is true.
Where other men are limited by morality or law, Remember, everything is permitted.

[PlayStation 2]

1 minute ago, N_A said:

its not fan fic dont be a sheple. 

 

Where other men blindly follow the truth, Remember, nothing is true.
Where other men are limited by morality or law, Remember, everything is permitted.

Lemme guess: I'm a Russian bot?

[N_A]

13 minutes ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

Lemme guess: I'm a Russian bot?

You stating that you are a Russian bot makes it obvious that you are not a Russian bot. Besides the Russians already infiltrated LinusTechTips. He was in Scrapyard Wars 6. He was distracting everyone with his obsession with water while hacking into there server.

[PlayStation 2]

8 minutes ago, N_A said:

You stating that you are a Russian bot makes it obvious that you are not a Russian bot. Besides the Russians already infiltrated LinusTechTips. He was in Scrapyard Wars 6. He was distracting everyone with his obsession with water while hacking into there server.

CYKA BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT