How Do You Take Your Coffee?

[Nick Burns, Company IT Guy]

In a cup, I don't really care how it's prepared. However based on what I drink it seems I prefer tea.

[JMSOG]

Black coffee.

 

Leaving more room for stuff like cream and sugar means less room for caffeine.

 

I know what's important.

[Skanky Sylveon]

I go swimming in a lake filled with it.

[AncientNerd]

Black and as strong as I can make it when I make it myself. Black when I get it premade, unless it is absolutely horrible to the point of being undrinkable (some gas station coffee qualifies) then I will add a bit of creamer and sugar. 

[wutwut123]

Freshly-ground, french-pressed. Far too many beans for 1 serving and an excess of sugar/creamer/Irish Cream. 

 

Necessary prep for the daily Triple-S.

[MrTiC]

Black with rum

Black with artisan honey

Black with whipped cream and salted caramel

Tripple espresso with bailey's

Half and half (chocolate milk) and whipped cream + chocolate shavings

 

 

 

[Joey F]

There's no other way to describe it better than this image

[wutwut123]

3 minutes ago, Joey F said:

There's no other way to describe it better than this image

X-D nah bruh, I want my coffee to punch my brain awake and force my morning run.. to the bathroom. 

 

There are only 2 better ways to start the day that both make coffee irrelevant. Unfortunately for me 1 is only legal in some states and the other is only on birthdays. 

[Jordan Johnson-Verburg]

As black as my soul

[Syntaxvgm]

Irish cream because I like ruining coffee.

[techswede]

Darker than the worst fantasies of cthulu, Stronger than the mountain, And hotter than the surface of the sun.

 

Or. Well as close as i can get to that on a budget.

[WMGroomAK]

Black enough and strong enough to get over the soul crushing depression of working in a cubicle?  Really just black, strong, freshly ground and pour over dripped or french pressed...

[Dylanc1500]

10 minutes ago, techswede said:

Darker than the worst fantasies of cthulu, Stronger than the mountain, And hotter than the surface of the sun.

 

Or. Well as close as i can get to that on a budget.

So like Jensen Huang's leather jacket.

 

Wait I forgot about a budget...

[Arsen258]

Really guys noone have linked this yet? 

 

But I agree with @Ezzy-525 tea every time. 

[Gikero]

4 shots of espresso over drip or cold brew, on ice.

[Cyberspirit]

2 hours ago, WMGroomAK said:

Black enough and strong enough to get over the soul crushing depression of working in a cubicle?

Are cubicles really that bad? I think I'd honestly enjoy it since I'm not really social. One could say not at all. 

[PolosElite23]

Depends on how awake I need to be or if I'm just drinking coffee because coffee.

 

Need to wake up: Straight black, brewed strong.

Drinking coffee for coffee? Some nice creamer/sugar in there. Maybe a latte or a cappuccino...with caramel if possible. 

[Arsen258]

@Cyberspirit it depends on what type of cubicle it is. The smallest ones are really depressing but the one I have right now (it's like 4 small ones together) is really fine. 

[Drak3]

 

I take it the 'need more' variety.

 

@ARikozuM It's even a squirrel.

13 hours ago, Jordan Johnson-Verburg said:

As black as my soul

So you drink excessive amounts of milk.

 

Kappa

2 hours ago, Cyberspirit said:

Are cubicles really that bad?

Cubicles are an employeer's way of saying he doesn't want to see you, but he doesn't want you or your fellow employees to have too much privacy, for reasons.

 

 

[Arsen258]

@Drak3but they really help concentrate. You don't have to deal with other people's bs. 

[Drak3]

Just now, Arsen258 said:

You don't have to deal with other people's bs.

That's what offices exist for. Also, I work in construction. A well tossed hammer is more effective.

[WMGroomAK]

2 hours ago, Cyberspirit said:

Are cubicles really that bad? I think I'd honestly enjoy it since I'm not really social. One could say not at all. 

Cubicles:  A way to put your employees in boxes that afford zero privacy so you can hear all of their conversations.  

 

Most cubicles don't really afford you much privacy and depending on where you work, actually can force more socialization if your co-workers are really into chatting to escape their cubicles. 

[ARikozuM]

 

Black, no cream or sugar and only when served by the beauties of La Soleil. 

[Drak3]

2 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

Black, no cream or sugar

Don't try to sound so manly.

2 minutes ago, ARikozuM said:

only when served by the beauties of La Soleil. 

I'd want her to serve me coffee if I were to be served coffee

[ARikozuM]

Just now, Drak3 said:

Don't try to sound so manly.

Sorry, I meant "black, no cream or sugar, with an umbrella", risuchan.