Overwatch player and tech reporter creates (legal) Hanzo church in Brazil

[PlayStation 2]

Sounds like it's as easy as changing your legal gender in Canada.

[LAwLz]

I don't see how this is any more silly than other religions, such as Christianity, Islam or Judaism. 

 

A religion for Hanzo seems weird though, since we already have Satanism for those mouthbreathers who main Hanzo.

[Colonel_Gerdauf]

2 minutes ago, MageTank said:

Why would I put my puns inside of your overwatch skill level? 

 

Get it? It's like saying you are trash at overwatch. Man, I am funny.

Good grief. That joke, by some miracle, managed to be more flat than Tracer's butt.

[MageTank]

Just now, Colonel_Gerdauf said:

Good grief. That joke, by some miracle, managed to be more flat than Tracer's butt.

What do I need to do in order to get it on par with Genji's?

[Colonel_Gerdauf]

1 minute ago, MageTank said:

What do I need to do in order to get it on par with Genji's?

healing

[Dabombinable]

John Oliver did this as well. Even in the US its bloody easy to set up a "Church".

[MageTank]

Just now, Colonel_Gerdauf said:

healing

I was hoping you would say that, and you did not disappoint. 

[Drak3]

4 minutes ago, MageTank said:

Why would I put my puns inside of your overhype skill level? 

 

5 minutes ago, MageTank said:

Get it? It's like saying you are trash at overhype.

I may play CoD, but even I have standards.

10 minutes ago, MageTank said:

Man, I am funny.

Hold on, let me get you a dictionary.

 

 

Here you go:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/funny

[MageTank]

Just now, Drak3 said:

 

I may play CoD, but even I have standards.

Hold on, let me get you a dictionary.

 

 

Here you go:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/funny

You are one angry furry.

[Drak3]

Just now, MageTank said:

You are one angry furry.

You say that as if I didn't have this profile pic at some point:

[MageTank]

Just now, Drak3 said:

You say that as if I didn't have this profile pic at some point:

You say that as if I even pay attention to your profile pictures, lol. 

[Drak3]

14 minutes ago, MageTank said:

You say that as if I even pay attention to your profile pictures, lol. 

Too busy benching, mem overclocking, and making bad jokes and horrible puns, I presume.

17 minutes ago, MageTank said:

You are one angry furry.

Also, genuinely curious how long it took for you to figure out the furry aspect, if you don't pay much attention to my profile pictures.

[MageTank]

Just now, Drak3 said:

Too busy benching, mem overclocking, and making bad jokes and horrible puns, I presume.

Also, genuinely curious how long it took for you to figure out the furry aspect, if you don't pay much attention to my profile pictures.

I knew when you attributed every image to me, using pictures of furry characters. I won't kinkshame you though. I have an unhealthy fetish for memory overclocking, so I can't judge. 

[Colonel_Gerdauf]

3 minutes ago, Drak3 said:

Too busy benching, mem overclocking, and making bad jokes and horrible puns, I presume.

At least he is not Barbara Dunkleman. That is one saving grace, I suppose.

[Drak3]

3 minutes ago, MageTank said:

I knew when you attributed every image to me, using pictures of furry characters. I won't kinkshame you though.

Being a furry =/= Anthromorphic fetishism. And I'll thank you to not forget that.

 

But all the best, and worst, ones are predominately or exclusively furry. And I partake of the good ones. Not the super weird shit.

3 minutes ago, MageTank said:

I have an unhealthy fetish for memory overclocking, so I can't judge.

I can, and do. 10/10.

Just now, Colonel_Gerdauf said:

At least he is not Barbara Dunkleman. That is one saving grace, I suppose.

Dunkleman's issue is quantity and bad timing. The puns themselves aren't horrid.

[MageTank]

 

Widows fear me, lol.

[MoonSpot]

5 hours ago, LAwLz said:

I don't see how this is any more silly than other religions, such as Christianity, Islam or Judaism.

The argument could be made that it is less silly since there is proof that overwatch actually exists in some capacity.

[You_are_a_cunt]

 

Couldn't be bothered to find one without the 9gag shill, but you get the idea.

[Drak3]

5 hours ago, MoonSpot said:

The argument could be made that it is less silly since there is proof that overwatch actually exists in some capacity.

You realize that multiple people from the big religions that are practiced today actually existed, right? The Prophet Muhammad, Moses, Jesus Christ, etc. etc.

 

Whereas this "church" is celebrating a purely fake character from a mediocre, overrated spiritual remake of TF2.

[Doobeedoo]

Can't see how this game haves so many attention in applicable ways as such. 

[Chaos_Sorcerer]