Ridiculous blog post

[TheLagDidIt]

I am probably a little late to find this post, but it is very terrible. An Apple fanboy claims building a pc is too difficult, or that it is too expensive, because he bought some of the most expensive components, and he had no idea what he was doing. Click here for link.

[Himommies]

Satire much

[Zando_]

This: "all PC cases are ugly anyway". Let me at him! 

[Zando_]

He is right that Macs are good for non-techies. But anyone who can use CCleaner should have a PC at home to tinker with. And play games on. And gaze lovingly at. 

[AvocadosGuac]

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What's his address i want to ship him several dildos. 

[iamdarkyoshi]

2 minutes ago, Jrock said:

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What's his address i want to ship him several dildos. 

https://dicksbymail.com

[AvocadosGuac]

Just now, iamdarkyoshi said:

https://dicksbymail.com

HOLY SHIT I WAS GONNA USE AMAZON

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[Himommies]

28 minutes ago, iamdarkyoshi said:

https://dicksbymail.com

The confetti is the most fucking annoying thing ever it's so staciy and you have to pick iy up by hand because it just clings to the floor

[Scitesh]

6 hours ago, Zando Bob said:

This: "all PC cases are ugly anyway". Let me at him! 

I am gonna throw my Master case 5 at his face

[You_are_a_cunt]

I'm gonna throw my removable drive cage at him, WITH DRIVES IN IT!

 

Sheeple gonna sheep.

[Mooshi]

It's Vice. All opinions are immediately discarded as garbage.

[LooneyJuice]

Oh come on, didn't we drop enough doodoo on this a year ago? Gamers Nexus even rightfully took the piss out of it by making a build video on the spot. Something something hard to build something something. 

 

IMO it's the same it's always been. Will it take time? Of course it will, you won't be up and running in 10 mins. Is it hard to put together? To which I'll ask "Can you sufficiently comprehend written English?". I've seen the most inept people put together rigs, freak the hell out, find some rudimentary help and have a machine up and running. 

[Zando_]

5 hours ago, Scitesh said:

I am gonna throw my Master case 5 at his face

I can throw my Enthoo Evolv TG at him. That'll hurt a lot, considering it's a massive piece or aluminium, steel, and glass. Quite heavy too. 

[JoeCoke]

Too hard? I just laugh when people say this shit. It's not hard, it takes no fucking skill. When I was just barely 14 I built my first PC from scrap parts by looking inside another working PC to see where everything went. I knew absolutely nothing at that point, the only thing I'd done up to that point was install some SDRAM in an old optiplex and install a sound blaster live on some other PC. I didn't even use google, I don't know why I didn't and damn I was a stupid kid for not using it, but I guess it proves that it takes 0 brain. Lots of time? Lmao, if it takes you more than two hours to build a basic PC, I think you may have other things to worry about. You also don't really need to do a lot of research either, just use a part picker list from someone reputable. Too expensive? You can build really good rigs for 500$ these days (well not atm because of miners, but still).

 

The stupidity. It burns.

[Scitesh]

3 hours ago, Zando Bob said:

I can throw my Enthoo Evolv TG at him. That'll hurt a lot, considering it's a massive piece or aluminium, steel, and glass. Quite heavy too. 

lets all throw our cases at him and ask him which one hurts the most

[Zando_]

Just now, Scitesh said:

lets all throw our cases at him and ask him which one hurts the most

Sheesh, if he's a Mac fan, I can throw my old G5 tower at him. 

[argyle]

it took a while to get into the apple "just works" thing, but honestly, why didn't he just watch a build guide? any one of the LTT build guides would have probably covered most of the issues he had (like when he was concerned he was breaking the processor when seating it).

 

it seems like he made no effort to learn first and just spent a bunch of money. I can't imagine spending 5 hours building a PC, even including installing the OS and updates these days...

[Oxydoreduction]

1 hour ago, 2Buck said:

Too hard? I just laugh when people say this shit. It's not hard, it takes no fucking skill. When I was just barely 14 I built my first PC from scrap parts by looking inside another working PC to see where everything went. I knew absolutely nothing at that point, the only thing I'd done up to that point was install some SDRAM in an old optiplex and install a sound blaster live on some other PC. I didn't even use google, I don't know why I didn't and damn I was a stupid kid for not using it, but I guess it proves that it takes 0 brain. Lots of time? Lmao, if it takes you more than two hours to build a basic PC, I think you may have other things to worry about. You also don't really need to do a lot of research either, just use a part picker list from someone reputable. Too expensive? You can build really good rigs for 500$ these days (well not atm because of miners, but still).

 

The stupidity. It burns.

To build a good rig, you just need the will to do it, everything else will come after.

[YedZed]

Eh, he makes a couple points which are kind of good ish. He states that it is very complicated, and yeah, sometimes it is, but then again so is college and politics and finances and everything, so it kind of pales in comparison. He strongly states that it is not a craft to build a PC, and I agree, at this point it certainly is not, IF you aren't doing anything past the basics. He recommends Macs for inexperienced users: Hell no. Windows is way easier to understand. Think of how many inexperienced Mac users there are who don't even know how to properly close an application. It's horrendous. That said, buy a decent Windows prebuilt or build a simple system. This guy went over the top and called it hard. That's like jumping into a CSGO tournament, getting rekt, and leaving saying that video games are just too damn hard to play. Seriously. 

That said, it sounds a bit like a very very very subtle satire. 

[Mooshi]

I'd love for someone to build a powerful rig inside an older Mac pro tower and toss it at him haha

[YedZed]

One more thing, he called his incompetence and lack of simple research Incompatibility,  and accuses the PC community of not pushing for better standards.

Fuck you Emanuel Maiberg. Suck a dick.

[slavikcc]

Clearly, the author of that infamous article did not to proper due diligence, nor properly read the enclosed instruction manuals.  I won't be too surprised if he made it all up and tried to create controversy instead.

[JoeCoke]

2 hours ago, Oxydoreduction said:

To build a good rig, you just need the will to do it, everything else will come after.

Exactly! That basically sums up my long ass post in one neat sentence.

[JoeCoke]

3 hours ago, Zando Bob said:

Sheesh, if he's a Mac fan, I can throw my old G5 tower at him. 

Damn, that would hurt. No, it'd kill.

[ProjectBox153]

2 hours ago, Mooshi said:

I'd love for someone to build a powerful rig inside an older Mac pro tower and toss it at him haha

No, more like make them use a PowerMac G3 or G4 for a week with all the normal work they have to do, and see how they like it.