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XBO kinect can see your ding dong

AlexGoesHigh
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dat depth definition bro

 

before clicking down there his "manhood" is inside under his pants, clearly kinect sensor are powerful enough to distinguish it

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtHt_4ls05k 

 

also if this breaks CoC it wasn't my intention but microsoft really want to know everything about it users :P 

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maybe they will make a top list? :D

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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maybe they will make a top list? :D

 

Or even better 

 

A topLESS

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Or even better 

 

A topLESS

wow, that was a bad pun.. :P

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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Those filthy......

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I watched the video and yes it does look a lot like a crease in the guys trousers. 

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I watched the video and yes it does look a lot like a crease in the guys trousers. 

but I console game without clothes on sometime in the summer :(

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http://pixelenemy.com/xbox-one-kinect-sensor-is-now-so-powerful-that-it-can-see-your-penis/

 

Um... yeah... No thanks Microsoft. I will stay with PlayStation.

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I want to work for Microsoft...for...educational purposes....

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That is a fold in his jeans...

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It's an amusing idea, but no. That is a fold in his pants. If it could see through clothes it would show a hell of a lot more than a dick. The Kinect camera is not an x-ray.

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posted already

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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posted already

 

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