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So you know you're on YT browsing through the comments on a vid and suddenly you see a comment that just doesnt amke any sense whatsoever. So I was watching Levelcap's Roccat Savu and Roccat Kone XTD review and suddenly I see this in the comment section(pasted it):

 

"To plat in console shooters like bf 3 or cod with mouse - like opening google chrome with enemies. You do not need any skills like accuracy, speed, smooth. Just driving cursor to fuckin google chrome. Everybody can do it, even kids. PC gamers. your time is over till half-life 2. Buy new generation console and open new beautiful world.

he choosing fuckin mouse to open google chrome and to take headshot in 1 second with his cursore. so funny. hah"

 

 

This just deserves a big, fat WAT?

 

 

Free cookie to the guy who decodes this

 

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hes saying playing with a mouse is as easy as seaching the interwebs

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Haha, some people really need to go back to school. Well either that or he makes tons of typos and english isnt his first language.

2nd word in - "Play"

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Ok ok i'm from his generation everyone post-14387-0-98504600-1382986195.jpg

 

 

It is going to take some time but i'll figure it out! probably not.

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"To play console shooters like Battlefield 3 or Call of Duty with a mouse is like opening Google Chrome but with enemies. You don't need any skills, such as accuracy, speed or smooth movements. You just "drive" the cursor to fucking Google Chrome. Everybody can do it, even children. PC Gamers, your time is over until Half Life 2. Buy a new generation of console (Xbone, PS4) and open up a beautiful, new world. You choose to use your fucking mouse to open Google Chrome, and take one headshot in 1 second with your cursor. So funny, hah."

To shorten it, playing a game with a mouse is as easy as browsing the internet. All a load of fucking dribble and bullshit to me.

 

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"To play console shooters like Battlefield 3 or Call of Duty with a mouse is like opening Google Chrome but with enemies. You don't need any skills, such as accuracy, speed or smooth movements. You just "drive" the cursor to fucking Google Chrome. Everybody can do it, even children. PC Gamers, your time is over until Half Life 2. Buy a new generation of console (Xbone, PS4) and open up a beautiful, new world. You choose to use your fucking mouse to open Google Chrome, and take one headshot in 1 second with your cursor. So funny, hah."

 

All a load of fucking dribble and bullshit to me.

NO! There must be something more...THERE MUST! It's a hidden message! I know it!

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But consoles have aim assist.. we have nothing to help us -_- RACIST 

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But consoles have aim assist.. we have nothing to help us -_- RACIST 

"Just driving cursor to fuckin google chrome. Everybody can do it, even kids."  :P

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But consoles have aim assist.. we have nothing to help us -_- RACIST 

This makes every PC gamer better.  :D

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ah the world makes sence 

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough it will be believed.

-Adolf Hitler 

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You owe ME a cookie for hurting my brain.

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To gameth console shooters like Battlefield 3 or Call of Duty with a mouse - t'is like opening Google Chrome but inclusive of enemies. Thou dost not need 'ny skills, such as 'curacy, speed or smooth movements. Thou just drivest the cursor to accursed Google Chrome. Everybody can do't, even waggish boys not yet out of their swaddling-clouts. PC Gamers, thine time is over until Half Life 3, thou shall buyst a new generation of console and openst up a beauteous new world. Thou choosest to use thy knavish mouse to openth Google Chrome, and taketh one headshot in most wicked speed with thy cursor. Such absurdity, hah!

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-reads post that says consoles are a beautiful new world, looks at GTA5 on console vs modded GTA4 with 4k mods-

 

NOPE

 

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So you know you're on YT browsing through the comments on a vid and suddenly you see a comment that just doesnt amke any sense whatsoever. So I was watching Levelcap's Roccat Savu and Roccat Kone XTD review and suddenly I see this in the comment section(pasted it):

Also, this doesn't make that much sense either. There are words missing, typos, bad structure, wrong punctuation, etc. The first sentence doesn't even have a question mark.

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Translation:

 

Hello everyone, It appears I have a waffle cone stuck in my arse hole.  Can someone who is not a pc gamer come and help to allay my discomfort.  Next time I choose to eat an ice cream with my arse crack I will be sure to soften the cone first.  All hail the mighty xbox and it's waffle cone softness.

Grammar and spelling is not indicative of intelligence/knowledge.  Not having the same opinion does not always mean lack of understanding.  

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Also, this doesn't make that much sense either. There's word missings, typos, bad structure, wrong punctuation, etc. The first sentence doesn't even have a question mark.

 

Ha, "missings"  you have missed either a word or have pluralised the adjective instead of the noun.   :P

Grammar and spelling is not indicative of intelligence/knowledge.  Not having the same opinion does not always mean lack of understanding.  

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Ha, "missings"  you have missed either a word or have pluralised the adjective instead of the noun.   :P

fixed. I have no idea how the s got there, maybe I changed the order of the sentence? don't know

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