6950X is rebranded 5960X CONFIRMED

[LordMastodon]

Did anyone notice that the difference between the names are literally that the 5 and 6 are switched?! Obviously, this is some sort of conspiracy from Intel to rebrand their previous Enthusiast chips and pass them off as new, and they're being helped along by Donald Trump and Aliens (the movie)! And since the only people who actually own a 6950X are YouTubers and review sites, Intel can pay them to say it's new and has different specs and they can fake the performance results! We should all raise hell and go after Intel, who consistently rebrands things, unlike AMD, who have never done that in their history of existing!

 

Please read the spoiler guys.

 

Spoiler

I'm so very sorry for actually taking the time to write this. I could not help myself, and I hope that no one cares that this is a troll because it's in the general section and I'm not really trying to make it look like I'm asking for help. Please don't sue me Linus-senpai

 

 

 

[xDanielxOossiex]

Lol. funny man

[Oshino Shinobu]

Even though it's a troll, I'm going to point out that the core count is different between the two chips....

 

Also, if you're going to troll, at least put it in off-topic, even though it would still be breaking forum rules there. 

[LordMastodon]

1 minute ago, Oshino Shinobu said:

Even though it's a troll, I'm going to point out that the core count is different between the two chips....

 

Also, if you're going to troll, at least put it in off-topic, even though it would still be breaking forum rules there. 

 

Oh sorry, I though no one would mind because it wasn't a time-waster or didn't look like it was asking for help. Also, I did say that Intel was faking the specs in my OP

[TheHiddenCreeper]

hahaahahahaha

 

Why tho?

[LordMastodon]

Just now, TheHiddenCreeper said:

hahaahahahaha

 

Why tho?

 

I don't know, it popped into my head because the 5960X and 6950X are really close in their name.

[TheHiddenCreeper]

2 minutes ago, LordMastodon said:

I don't know, it popped into my head because the 5960X and 6950X are really close in their name.

well then ........

[LordMastodon]

Just now, DEcobra11 said:

Shhh... different architecture and core count doesn't matter, this is clearly a TRUE dark conspiracy *introduce red circles*

/s

 

Obviously! Finally, someone with the right attitude

[Julian5]

I knew AMD was better, and on top of that the unclocked intel proccesors finish with a K, that siginfies kill yourself and that is a direct realtion with jacob satorius, are we missing something out here. If Im correct jacob satorius is part of intel. In his latest world hit  named "sweatshirt" he says the word morning which has 1 letter I (for intel), He says morning 3 times signifying that he means to say the letters 

 

I I I

 

3 = Triangle and Triangle = ilumate.

 

Now something phishy is going on here if you ask me.

[LordMastodon]

Just now, Julian5 said:

I knew AMD was better, and on top of that the unclocked intel proccesors finish with a K, that siginfies kill yourself and that is a direct realtion with jacob satorius, are we missing something out here. If Im correct jacob satorius is part of intel. In his latest world hit  named "sweatshirt" he says the word morning which has 1 letter I, He says morning 3 times signifying that he means to say the letters 

 

I I I

 

3 = Triangle and Triangle = ilumate.

 

Now something phishy is going on here if you ask me.

 

Beautiful

[PlayStation 2]

me: I hate drama

*drama happens*

me:

[LordMastodon]

1 minute ago, Dan Castellaneta said:

me: I hate drama

*drama happens*

me:

 

What?

[Julian5]

1 minute ago, LordMastodon said:

Beautiful

Now this does not end here, Intel released a proccesor lineup starting with J, these where released on october 4th 2013, the same day as jacob started his channel, the proccesor starts with j which has a direct relation to jacobs name and the proccesors are in end of life, all viewers of the sweatshirt music video by jacob also are in end of life due to the extreme doses of cancer given out by the video. Intel and Jacob are definately affiliated.

[PlayStation 2]

Just now, LordMastodon said:

What?

what, I thought this thread was about shitposting

[LordMastodon]

Just now, Dan Castellaneta said:

what, I thought this thread was about shitposting

Oh, that makes sense now. Never mind.

 

1 minute ago, Julian5 said:

Now this does not end here, Intel released a proccesor lineup starting with J, these where released on october 4th 2013, the same day as jacob started his channel, the proccesor starts with j which has a direct relation to jacobs name and the proccesors are in end of life, all viewers of the sweatshirt music video by jacob also are in end of life due to the extreme doses of cancer given out by the video. Intel and Jacob are definately affiliated.

 

Yup. This is so true. Preach it. What's the connection between the 5960X/6950X and Sartorius though?

[Julian5]

6 minutes ago, LordMastodon said:

Oh, that makes sense now. Never mind.

 

Yup. This is so true. Preach it. What's the connection between the 5960X/6950X and Sartorius though?

Well further investigating the subject we can see that the  6950X  is a 14nm proccesor, jacob is 14 years old and worst of all the release of the  6950X  is exactly 64 days away from jacobs birthday. taking a look at the  6950X  spec sheet we can see it is a 64 bit proccesor meaning this was all planed out, now if we look at the  5960X we can see this is a 22nm proccesor and 22 - 8 is 14 (jacobs age) and 8 - 5 is 3 (illuminati) and 5-2 is 3 and 2 is the version of the turbo boost on the  5960X. Now this is very phishy. Be sure to ask papa preast for more details

[LordMastodon]

Just now, Julian5 said:

Well further investigating the subject we can see that the  6950X  is a 14nm proccesor, jacob is 14 years olf and worst of all the release of the  6950X  is exactly 64 days away from jacobs birthday. taking a look at the  6950X  spec sheet we can see it is a 64 bit proccesor meaning this was all planed out, now if we look at the  5960X we can see this is a 22nm proccesor and 22 - 8 is 14 (jacobs age) and 8 - 5 is 3 (illuminati) and 5-2 is 3 and 2 is the version of the turbo boost on the  5960X. Now this is very phishy. Be sure to ask papa preast for more details

 

Damn you're good.

[Bananasplit_00]

i was hoping for some scandal then i rememberd they have different core count lol

[othertomperson]

I have to wonder how many dyslexics had trouble with the 4960X and 4690K. They were always too close to comfort for me.

 

...well until the Titan X put all of this into perspective.

[LordMastodon]

Just now, Bananasplit_00 said:

i was hoping for some scandal then i rememberd they have different core count lol

Did you read the spoiler which expressly states that this is a troll? Also the fact that they have different core counts was brought up twice now, but in the context of the troll that doesn't actually prove it wrong.

[LordMastodon]

1 minute ago, othertomperson said:

I have to wonder how many dyslexics had trouble with the 4960X and 4690K. They were always too close to comfort for me.

 

...well until the Titan X put all of this into perspective.

 

You mean Titan XP. Also, see Razer, Microsoft and HTC.

[Julian5]

11 minutes ago, LordMastodon said:

Damn you're good.

Now thats not it, remeber the 3 we pulled out of the 22nm? well coincidently the  5960X has a 3ghz boost clock and jacob satorius has 3 dogs. well after lots of research we have come to a conclusion that jacob has 2 eyes, so jacobs eyes - minus 4 (the maxiumum amount of ram channels on the  5960X) and we get 1, now concidently the  5960X can only be ran 1 cpu at a time, now if we look at the number 1 we can see that it was a slight bend at the top now looking at jacobs life we can see it is all fine until he makes a swatshirt music video which bends and tortures everyones soul. now souls are in pural and so are jacobs dogs and procesors, now looking at the 6950x we can see it does not have a soul but it has a pricetag of 1723$ and jacobs satorius swatshirt merchandise has a price tag of 2 dollars as we can see 1723 - 1 = 1721. now on the 10 september 1721 they ended the great war of the north and coincidently on the 10 september 2015 jacob satorius released his first musica.ly vine on youtube, now this is some real shit.

 

 

 

most of these facts are true. thanks wiki

[Bananasplit_00]

Just now, LordMastodon said:

Did you read the spoiler which expressly states that this is a troll? Also the fact that they have different core counts was brought up twice now, but in the context of the troll that doesn't actually prove it wrong.

ofc i did, i always read everything in a post before posting any reply 

[LordMastodon]

Just now, Julian5 said:

Now thats not it, remeber the 3 we pulled out of the 22nm? well coincidently the  5960X has a 3ghz boost clock and jacob satorius has 3 dogs. well after lots of research we have come to a conclusion that jacob has 2 eyes, so jacobs eyes - minus 4 (the maxiumum amount of ram channels on the  5960X) and we get 1, now concidently the  5960X can only be ran 1 cpu at a time, now if we look at the number 1 we can see that it was a slight bend at the top now looking at jacobs life we can see it is all fine until he makes a swatshirt music video which bends and tortures everyones soul. now souls are in pural and so are jacobs dogs and procesors, now looking at the 6950x we can see it does not have a soul but it has a pricetag of 1723$ and jacobs satorius swatshirt merchandise has a price tag of 21 dollars as we can see 1723 - 21 = 1721. now on the 10 september 1721 they ended the great war of the north and coincidently on the 10 september 2015 jacob satorius released his first musica.ly vine on youtube, now this is some real shit.

 

 

 

most of these facts are true. thanks wiki

 

Wait what part of this isn't true?

[LordMastodon]

Just now, Bananasplit_00 said:

ofc i did, i always read everything in a post before posting any reply 

Well thanks for that, because it seems that some people don't.