Ask a straight guy

[Canoas]

How many 33cl beers can you chug in a row?

[beebskadoo]

professionally diagnosed at 7. self diagnosis is the biggest joke out there imo. 

 

 I'd partake in an AMA with batman and eyes bleeding. thats stuff i'd wanna know about. lol

High functioning I presume? Is it Aspergers? My brother is auutistic.

 

Well i'm not batman, I'm John Barrowman

My eyes don't bleed but my butt bleeds sometimes when I poop.

Is that close enough for you

[beebskadoo]

How many 33cl beers can you chug in a row?

Lets find out, Here hold my beer for me.

[Canoas]

professionally diagnosed at 7. self diagnosis is the biggest joke out there imo. 

 

How far in the autism scale are you? Do you just have aspergers are you a full-blown autist?

[Camul]

I wouldnt turn my back to neither - there is not enough alcohol in this world for this kind of sh*t happen to me. But good to know some people thoughts on this.

 

What? No, I was being sarcastic. It was a stupid question, and I replied with a stupid answer. FYI, I'm gay.

[beebskadoo]

What? No, in I was being sarcastic. It was a stupid question, and I replied with a stupid answer. FYI, I'm gay.

You're GAY? This changes EVERYTHING! JK

[Lord Pantaloons]

You're GAY? This changes EVERYTHING! JK

THIS....CHANGES....NOTHING

[beebskadoo]

THIS....CHANGES....NOTHING

Twas a joke silly goober

[JaeDee884]

How far in the autism scale are you? Do you just have aspergers are you a full-blown autist?

 

High functioning I presume? Is it Aspergers? My brother is auutistic.

 

Well i'm not batman, I'm John Barrowman

My eyes don't bleed but my butt bleeds sometimes when I poop.

Is that close enough for you

Was Diagnosed with HFA but got a lot of effective assistance and would consider myself Aspergers these days due to successfully developing strategies to control it.

 

[beebskadoo]

Was Diagnosed with HFA but got a lot of effective assistance and would consider myself Aspergers these days due to successfully developing strategies to control it.

 

That's good

[Camul]

You're GAY? This changes EVERYTHING! JK

I was just pointing out to him that gays aren't attracted to all men that walk the Earth, and we certainly don't go raping men in their sleep at the first chance.

I don't think he picked up on any of that though.

[Guest]

Ask a gamer.

 

Well, isn't that unique.

[soggyfatman]

Have you ever been the guy in the middle of a bukakke? If not would you like to be?

I have not been caught up in bukakke crossfire. However, I could always use the extra protein and zinc, might give it a try.

[soggyfatman]

Since its a "ask a straight guy topic"

 

You lie naked in a bed between gay dude and sexy girl (both also naked). Who you gonna turn your back to?

Back will be turned to the gay dude. I have have left my guard down, I will accept the consequences with a lot of questions to why I am in that position. 

[soggyfatman]

Do you ever fantasize about men and then feel insecure about your sexuality?

 

 

 

Straight furries exist?

I have never felt insecure about my sexuality. 

[soggyfatman]

Are you a self-diagnosed autistic?

No I am not.

[Art Vandelay]

I have never felt insecure about my sexuality. 

So you feel perfectly secure about your sexuality when you fantasize about men?

[soggyfatman]

How many 33cl beers can you chug in a row?

Good question. I did some experimentation over the weekend. Depends on the beer. This straight guy is all about craft beer, but if it was something like coors light or budlight, aka water, i could do 20 i think.

[soggyfatman]

So you feel perfectly secure about your sexuality when you fantasize about men?

I fantasize about clint eastwood all the time. he is pure man

[beebskadoo]

So you feel perfectly secure about your sexuality when you fantasize about men?

I do  

[soggyfatman]

I do

You have your own thread do you not?

[beebskadoo]

You have your own thread do you not?

we can't intermingle ?

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[soggyfatman]

we can't intermingle ?

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Oh sir. Do not tempt me. 

[Canoas]

@soggyfatman

Just letting you know you can quote multiple people in the same post.

 

 

Good question. I did some experimentation over the weekend. Depends on the beer. This straight guy is all about craft beer, but if it was something like coors light or budlight, aka water, i could do 20 i think.

Is it common for you to piss while drinking? Because the human stomach and bladder cannot possibly hold over 5 liters.

[beebskadoo]

Oh sir. Do not tempt me. 

Tempt you?