How to make your PC Greet You!

[Geek Oskar]

This is a guide on how to get your pc to greet you!

(Yes i know that i'm not the first on to post this and I AM NOT THE FOUNDER of this code.

What you need: A computer running windows 7 or higher, a windows notepad,

Here is the steps:

1) First you need to create a code inside notepad or a text document. 

Copy this code:

 

Set Sapi = Wscript.CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")

dim str

if hour(time) < 12 then
Sapi.speak "Good Morning User"
else
if hour(time) > 12 then
if hour(time) > 16 then
Sapi.speak "Good evening User"
else
Sapi.speak "Good afternoon User"
end if
end if
end if

Sapi.speak "The current time is "

if hour(time) > 12 then
Sapi.speak hour(time)-12
else
if hour(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "12"
else
Sapi.speak hour(time)
end if
end if

if minute(time) < 10 then
Sapi.speak "o"
if minute(time) < 1 then
Sapi.speak "clock"
else
Sapi.speak minute(time)
end if
else
Sapi.speak minute(time)
end if

if hour(time) > 12 then
Sapi.speak "P.M."
else
if hour(time) = 0 then
if minute(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "Midnight"
else
Sapi.speak "A.M."
end if
else
if hour(time) = 12 then
if minute(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "Noon"
else
Sapi.speak "P.M."
end if
else
Sapi.speak "A.M."
end if
end if
end if

 

(end of code)

2) Paste this code inside the note that you created earlier. Make sure it ends with .vbs 

3) Go to User > AppData > Roaming > Microsoft > Windows > Start meny > Program >Autostart

Put the file ín Autostart And Reset your pc

When you log in to your account You should be greeted by ex ( Good Evening User the time is 12:00) 

I hope you like this post and if you need further instructions Please notify me and i will make a youtube video about it! 

Bye And sorry for the long post here is 

[Aaron Hossain]

Not new but nice info.

[Geek Oskar]

Just now, Aaron Hossain said:

Not new but nice info.

Yea i know but i just found this and think that its amazing. 

[Aaron Hossain]

Just now, Geek Oskar said:

Yea i know but i just found this and think that its amazing. 

Cool . 

[Geek Oskar]

Just now, MikeBurr said:

If this fucks up my PC i blame you -.-

The first time the pc starts up slower then usual but the second time it started up normal (atleast for me)

[TAHIRMIA]

9 minutes ago, Geek Oskar said:

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I never knew this was possible 

[Geek Oskar]

Just now, TAHIRMIA said:

I never knew this was possible 

Well now you do haha

[Murasaki]

I guess its cool but no idea why you would need this.

[Geek Oskar]

Just now, ModuleLFS said:

I guess its cool but no idea why you would need this.

Maybe if you want a more customized pc this would be great!

[Moonzy]

so many if... super unoptimized code `-`

[GreezyJeezy]

7 minutes ago, Moonzy said:

so many if... super unoptimized code `-`

taran probably wrote it  

[TAHIRMIA]

1 minute ago, GreezyJeezy said:

terren probably wrote it  

its Taran.

[Geek Oskar]

4 minutes ago, MikeBurr said:

....... Slower than usual??? Whats your specs???

My specs are 

i7 950 3.07Ghz

Ram 16.0

Windows 10

 

[Geek Oskar]

3 minutes ago, MikeBurr said:

http://prntscr.com/ateioh Well no Auto Start to be seen :l

Sorry im swedishfor you it might be startup 

[GreezyJeezy]

2 minutes ago, TAHIRMIA said:

its Taran.

i even googled that shit and thats what it said (how i spelled it)  i can never win

[TAHIRMIA]

3 minutes ago, GreezyJeezy said:

i even googled that shit and thats what it said (how i spelled it)  i can never win

got it from LMG website

[NotJude]

21 minutes ago, MikeBurr said:

If this fucks up my PC i blame you -.-

not sure why it would fuck up your PC considering you can see the code and you aren't downloading anything.

[I am an SSD]

18 minutes ago, AlexTheRose said:

Ewww, VBScript. Why on earth would you use that?

Whats wrong with VBScript?

[I am an SSD]

30 minutes ago, GreezyJeezy said:

i even googled that shit and thats what it said (how i spelled it)  i can never win

Off topic:  but has anyone ever told you that your avatar is hypnotic?

[GreezyJeezy]

1 minute ago, I am an SSD said:

Off topic:  but has anyone ever told you that your avatar is hypnotic?

nope i've only had one guy keep telling me to change it  

[Tosa]

I made this (ish) in C#, with a lot less code and some more functionality:

using System;
using System.Speech.Synthesis;

namespace Welcome
{
    class Program
    {
        static SpeechSynthesizer speak = new SpeechSynthesizer();
        static PromptBuilder builder = new PromptBuilder();
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            string username = Environment.UserName;
            string title = "master";
            try
            {
                if (args.Length == 1)
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("One argument");
                    if (args[].StartsWith("title:"))
                    {
                        title = args[].Substring(6);
                    }
                    else if (args[] == "-notitle") title = null;
                    else username = args[];
                }
                else if (args.Length <= 2)
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("Two or more arguments");
                    if (args[] == "-notitle") title = null;
                    else title = args[];
                    username = args[1];
                }
                else
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("No arguments");
                }
            }
            catch { }
            string greet = "Greetings";
            if (DateTime.Now.Hour < 12) greet = "Good morning";
            else if (DateTime.Now.Hour < 20) greet = "Good afternoon";
            builder.AppendSsmlMarkup("<emphasis>" + greet + "</emphasis> " + title + " " + username + ". The <emphasis>time</emphasis> is ");
            builder.AppendTextWithHint(DateTime.Now.TimeOfDay.Hours + ":" + DateTime.Now.TimeOfDay.Minutes, SayAs.Time);
            builder.AppendText("O'clock.");
            speak.Speak(builder);
        }
    }
}

It calls you by your name with the title "master". It even takes a few arguments, so you can override what title and name it says, or even remove the title altogether.

Add "-notitle" to keep it from calling you "master",

Add "Bob" to make it call you "master Bob" instead,

Add "-notitle Bob" to make it call you just "Bob",

Add "Sir Bob" to make it call you "Sir Bob" (or "Miss Everdeen" to make it call you "Miss Everdeen") and

Add "title:Sir" to make it use the title "Sir" with the username which you're logged into the computer with.

 

Welcome.exe

[TAHIRMIA]

10 minutes ago, Tosa said:

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I will try it when I get on my Computer

[Godlygamer23]

Thread moved to Guides and Tutorials.

[Murasaki]

At least Basic runs natively, .NET can be an ass at times.