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Anyone got any good ones? Co-Worker and I were thinking of some in the car. We decided on three of them:

 

1. Baby is your name Fermi? Cause you are so hot you're smokin'...

 

2. I'm like a 5400 rpm hard drive... I take my time baby..

 

3. Baby you're hotter then an overclock FX chip.

 

If you guys got any good ones post them below!

 

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"Can I plug into you, becuase you look like a slot"

 

Also this has been posted before:http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/50558-techie-pickup-lines/?hl=%20pick%20%20lines

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1. i wish i could ctr+A on your clothes and pres delete

2. hey weetie, my name is vista, can i crash at your place tonight?

3. i must be using apple maps, becuase i keep getting lost in your eyes

 

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Every time I look at you, I turn into a fan. Cause you make my mind spin.

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- i want to RAM your Motherboard and fill up all your expansion slots

- i want to overclock your cpu with my water loop

Computer and other things (My Phanteks Enthoo Elite build is done)

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Processor: Intel Core i7 6850k @4.5GHz
Motherboard: Asus Rampage V ROG Edition 10
Heatsink: Custom Hardline
Memory: Corsaor Dominator 16GB (4GB x2) DDR4 3000MHz 
Video Card: EVGA GTX 1080 FTW
Hard Drive: x2 OCZ ARC 100 240GB RAID 0 (Boot), Western Digital 4TB SSHD (Steam), x2 Adata 512GB (Steam)
Main GUI: Windows 10 Pro 64-bit

All That Extra Stuff

 

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Mouse: Logitech G502
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Motherboard: Asrock x99 Extreme 4

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Daynm girl I just want to plug in everything into your rear io

Cpu: Intel i7 4770k @4.4 Ghz | Case: Corsair 350D | Motherbord: Z87 Gryphon | Ram: dominator platinum 4X4 1866 | Video Card: SLI GTX 980 Ti | Power Supply: Seasonic 1000 platinum | Monitor: ACER XB270HU | Keyboard: RK-9100 | Mouse: R.A.T. 7 | Headset : HD 8 DJ | Watercooled

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Anyone got any good ones? Co-Worker and I were thinking of some in the car. We decided on three of them:

 

1. Baby is your name Fermi? Cause you are so hot you're smokin'...

 

2. I'm like a 5400 rpm hard drive... I take my time baby..

 

 

 

If you guys got any good ones post them below!

 

only good ones so far

-The Bellerophon- Obsidian 550D-i5-3570k@4.5Ghz -Asus Sabertooth Z77-16GB Corsair Dominator Platinum 1866Mhz-x2 EVGA GTX 760 Dual FTW 4GB-Creative Sound Blaster XF-i Titanium-OCZ Vertex Plus 120GB-Seagate Barracuda 2TB- https://linustechtips.com/main/topic/60154-the-not-really-a-build-log-build-log/ Twofold http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/121043-twofold-a-dual-itx-system/ How great is EVGA? http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/110662-evga-how-great-are-they/#entry1478299

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Will you be the socket to my cpu? (since I think with my lower head)

Why do i always get blue screens? Why not a red one for a change?

 

 

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  CPU: 2920x  GPU: Sapphire HD 7950 Vapor X  MOBO: X399 Taichi  RAM: 4x 8GB Trident Z RGN 3200/14  CASE: 900D  OS SSD: Samsung 960 Evo 512GB  Storage: 20TB NAS  PSU: Corsair RM1000i  CPU COOLER: NH-U14S TR4 OS: Arch Linux Keyboard: Ducky Shine 3 TKL  Mouse: MX Master 2S Headphones: BD DT 770 PRO 250 Ohm

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I'm like a Noctua in bed. Silent and efficient.

 

I am really gonna need some liquid nitrogen in a minute. You take my voltage up to 2.2

Why do i always get blue screens? Why not a red one for a change?

 

 

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  CPU: 2920x  GPU: Sapphire HD 7950 Vapor X  MOBO: X399 Taichi  RAM: 4x 8GB Trident Z RGN 3200/14  CASE: 900D  OS SSD: Samsung 960 Evo 512GB  Storage: 20TB NAS  PSU: Corsair RM1000i  CPU COOLER: NH-U14S TR4 OS: Arch Linux Keyboard: Ducky Shine 3 TKL  Mouse: MX Master 2S Headphones: BD DT 770 PRO 250 Ohm

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