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Tell me you`r funniest tech related "one liners" :D

Tobi2717

Like this one. I like my OC like I like my chicks. 30% better than average and smoking hot.

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn’t always roll that way." - TS

 

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huh?

i lolled, but i dont thick thats suitable here.

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i lolled, but i dont thick thats suitable here.

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“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day . Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

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"We're going to overclock this processor until it hertz... until it megahertz"
                                                                                      -Logan. Teksyndicate

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"Life is like a raging river, Its gonna get rough downstream. And people's gonna piss in it" 

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

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i wont have to, the mods will.

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i lolled, but i dont thick thats suitable here.

 

No one should be offended by something like that is is oviously a joke and not meant to offened anyone. People should not be offended by things like this (i.e friendly teasing/jokes) whether they are black or white. We should not and nither should our children live in a buble where their is no friendly teasing or joking concering their race. Otherwis we and our childeren will live in a world where a parent gets arested because their childeren got in a fight at school. As long as it is fair and doesn't result in serious injuries, fighting is part of the experience for childers while growing.

That is my opinion.

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No one should be offended by something like that is is oviously a joke and not meant to offened anyone. People should not be offended by things like this (i.e friendly teasing/jokes) whether they are black or white. We should not and nither should our children live in a buble where their is no friendly teasing or joking concering their race. Otherwis we and our childeren will live in a world where a parent gets arested because their childeren got in a fight at school. As long as it is fair and doesn't result in serious injuries, fighting is part of the experience for childers while growing.

That is my opinion.

I agree, im not PC at all, but i dont believe this is a site to be doing racist remarks on

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Next gen consoles will be able to play games at 720p

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Banging the mouse off the table doesn't speed your slow ass computer up lol

yes it does :P

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No forms of racism - intended as a joke or not - will be tolerated here at all.

and, i was right

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No forms of racism - intended as a joke or not - will be tolerated here at all.

 

Ok, in my mind i did not consider it as racism at all.

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and, i was right

it is in the sites rules and regulations i belive.

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it is in the sites rules and regulations i belive.

yup, I'm not gonna say it's bad, but theres a time and place for it.

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yup, I'm not gonna say it's bad, but theres a time and place for it.

i agree.

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"Problem exists between human and keyboard."  Especially with OP because the title is not even close to grammatically correct.

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"Problem exists between human and keyboard."  Especially with OP because the title is not even close to grammatically correct.

It's a PEBKAC issue.

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

"Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn’t always roll that way." - TS

 

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thats an I.D.: 10-T problem

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