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Favorite GTA V Quotes/dialogue from characters

AlTech
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As the title says.

 

Here are some of my favorites:

 

"Killing makes my dick hard"

 

"I kill for a living"

 

"You want me to fuck you instead? is that it?"

 

"I'm an american citizen" +1 cos I am american and sorry Mr K but that's not an excuse. 

 

"He's come to visit you, you rude fuck"

 

"Lean back and I can make it right for you"

 

What are your favorites? Leave a comment below. :)

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"Don't hate me because I'm a beautiful nigga" - Lamar

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I like my online chars.

 

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And my favorite "              ,                     ."

 

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"Get a better haircut and you might get more bitches on your dick"

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Fuck You! (best words ever)

(Its not precise down to the word but its IMO a lot funnier)  

Hey! Slick its me!

Ah shit. hey uhhh whats up?

You have a very important decision to make!

So what is it? 

Do you want to listen to a FIB agent or ME! a guy with billions of dollars or do you want to try to save both the idiots?

Shit man, I don't know, but  Hey I'll think about it.

*Phone pops up*

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(Trevor speaking to Franklin's auntie)

 

"Here, go buy yourself something nice."

"Oh, well thank you very much... Wait, is this seven dollars?!"

"I said something nice, not something expensive."

Same

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