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So I was sitting here thinking about what kind of computer Satan would have. 

 

PCPartPicker part list: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/JjWQmG
Price breakdown by merchant: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/JjWQmG/by_merchant/

CPU: AMD A6-6420K 4.0GHz Dual-Core Processor    A6-6420 = 6 6 4+2 = 666
CPU Cooler: Deepcool LUCIFER K2 81.3 CFM CPU Cooler  ($49.99 @ Newegg)
Motherboard: MSI A88X-G45 GAMING ATX FM2+ Motherboard  ($97.98 @ Newegg)   While not evil, it does have a dragon on it, and dragons are bad ass.
Memory: Corsair Vengeance Pro 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR3-2400 Memory  ($87.99 @ Newegg)
Video Card: PowerColor Radeon R9 390X 8GB DEVIL Video Card  ($413.98 @ Newegg)
Case: Aerocool Xpredator-X3 Devil Red Edition ATX Mid Tower Case  ($103.99 @ SuperBiiz)
Total: $841.92
Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available
Generated by PCPartPicker 2015-12-18 23:02 EST-0500

 

Still trying to find a power supply with the power of 1000 damned souls, I could throw a Logisys power supply to ad some flames to the build.  I was also thinking about using a intel Xeon X7542 2.666 GHz processor, but there is just nothing even close to evil on a LGA 1567 motherboard.  Any thoughts on how I could make this even more evil?  Keep in mind that it all needs to work together.

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That bottleneck is already pretty damn satanic.

i5-4690k@4.5GHz || MSI GTX 970 || MSI z97 Gaming 5 || NZXT Kraken x61 || WD Black 1TB || Crucial MX100 || 8GB Corsair Vengeance Pro || Corsair RM750 || NZXT H440 || Corsair k70 RGB mx browns || Acer H236HL || ViewSonic VX2255wm-4

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You know what I think we're going places with this.  Not good places, but places nonetheless.

"You should look up common sense and add it to your vocabulary." - dougdangger 2015

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surely he would have an FX-9590 and a pair of 2 R9 295X2s. I mean that could keep hell hot on it's own.

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"The Orange Box" || CPU: i5 4690k || RAM: Kingston Hyper X Fury 16GB || Case: Aerocool DS200 (Orange) || Cooler: Cryorig R1 Ultimate || Storage: Kingston SSDNow V300 240GB + WD Black 1TB || PSU: Corsair RM750 || Mobo: ASUS Z97-A || GPU: EVGA GTX 970 FTW+

"Unnamed Form Factor Switch" || CPU: i7 6700K || RAM: Kingston HyperX Fury 16GB || Case: Phanteks Enthoo Evolv Mini ITX (White) || Cooler: Cryorig R1 Ultimate (Green Cover) || Storage: Samsung 850 Evo 1TB || PSU: XFX XTR 550W || Mobo: ASUS Z170I Pro Gaming || GPU: EVGA GTX 970 FTW+

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PSU: Aerocool StrikeX 600W (link)

because red and black... with the X... a corruption of the cross...

Mutsuki:

CPU: AMD A8 5600K @ 4.2GHz | Motherboard: Gigabyte GA-F2A55M-DS2 (rev. 1.0) | RAM: 2 x Kingston Low Profile 4GB 1333MHz | GPU: Sapphire R7 260X OC 2GB DDR5 2xDVI | HDD0: Seagate Barracuda 500GB 7200RPM 3.5" (SATA II) | HDD1: WD Elements (WD Blue 1TB 3.5" SATA II) connected via USB 2.0 | HDD2: Seagate Barracuda 1TB 7200rpm (SATA II) | DVD: Samsung DVD+RW combo drive | PSU: FSP Hexa 600W | Case: Aerocool PGS V | Cooling: DeepCool Gammaxx S40 (stock fan), 2x 120mm Aerocool fan 1xDeepCool 120mm fan from a scrapped heatsink

eMachines D732Z | CPU: Intel Pentium D P6100 | GPU: Intel HD 3000 | RAM: 2x Kingston ValueRAM 2GB 1066MHz SODIMM | HDD: Hitachi 320GB 5600RPM

Acer ES13 | CPU: Intel Pentium N4200 | GPU:  Intel HD 505 | RAM: 1x 4GB (unidentified) DDR3L | HDD: (unidentified) 500GB 5600RPM

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surely he would have an FX-9590 and a pair of 2 R9 295X2s. I mean that could keep hell hot on it's own.

I was really upset that AMD makes a A8-6600 but not a A6-6600, that would have been much more evil.  You could disable 2 of the cores on the A8 and that would be kind of evil though.

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Thermal TakeTR2 with a FX9590 on some crappy power phase motherboard

Cooled by Air

295x2 in quad fire

No case fans

NZXT H440

Seagate Barracuda

Some shitty green DDR3 Ram

Razer peripherals

Some shitty 720p TN 24hz monitor for cinematic effect

Some crappy turtle beaches

Oh and lets just throw a blanket over the case

 

 

i7-6700k  Cooling: Deepcool Captain 240EX White GPU: GTX 1080Ti EVGA FTW3 Mobo: AsRock Z170 Extreme4 Case: Phanteks P400s TG Special Black/White PSU: EVGA 850w GQ Ram: 64GB (3200Mhz 16x4 Corsair Vengeance RGB) Storage 1x 1TB Seagate Barracuda 240GBSandisk SSDPlus, 480GB OCZ Trion 150, 1TB Crucial NVMe
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So I was sitting here thinking about what kind of computer Satan would have. 

 

PCPartPicker part list: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/JjWQmG

Price breakdown by merchant: http://pcpartpicker.com/p/JjWQmG/by_merchant/

CPU: AMD A6-6420K 4.0GHz Dual-Core Processor    A6-6420 = 6 6 4+2 = 666

CPU Cooler: Deepcool LUCIFER K2 81.3 CFM CPU Cooler  ($49.99 @ Newegg)

Motherboard: MSI A88X-G45 GAMING ATX FM2+ Motherboard  ($97.98 @ Newegg)   While not evil, it does have a dragon on it, and dragons are bad ass.

Memory: Corsair Vengeance Pro 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR3-2400 Memory  ($87.99 @ Newegg)

Video Card: PowerColor Radeon R9 390X 8GB DEVIL Video Card  ($413.98 @ Newegg)

Case: Aerocool Xpredator-X3 Devil Red Edition ATX Mid Tower Case  ($103.99 @ SuperBiiz)

Total: $841.92

Prices include shipping, taxes, and discounts when available

Generated by PCPartPicker 2015-12-18 23:02 EST-0500

 

Still trying to find a power supply with the power of 1000 damned souls, I could throw a Logisys power supply to ad some flames to the build.  I was also thinking about using a intel Xeon X7542 2.666 GHz processor, but there is just nothing even close to evil on a LGA 1567 motherboard.  Any thoughts on how I could make this even more evil?  Keep in mind that it all needs to work together.

 

I appreciate the effort that you put into this, but that's nothing like my setup at all.  

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So here is my rendition of what Satan's computer would look like.  Mad a couple of changes, had to up the RAM to Corsair Vengeance DDR 2666 .  I also ended putting in a Logisys PSU because I wanted the flames.  I think this is a computer Satan would be proud to use.

 

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http://pcpartpicker.com/p/RxqZVn

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Regardless of burning skeletons, I would also be proud to use that... 

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Thy hath sinneth, and in thy life thou hast fallen to an unholy, unspeakable level of humanity. Thou hast given into your basest needs. And suffered many years under thine Satan-box. However, if thine be willing, as thy hast show yourself to be, thy can ascendeth into thy glorious fold of the glorious church. Go well, my brother, may your temps be low and your frames high. ~ MrDynamicMan

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GTX 480 quad SLI?

Project White Lightning (My ITX Gaming PC): Core i5-4690K | CRYORIG H5 Ultimate | ASUS Maximus VII Impact | HyperX Savage 2x8GB DDR3 | Samsung 850 EVO 250GB | WD Black 1TB | Sapphire RX 480 8GB NITRO+ OC | Phanteks Enthoo EVOLV ITX | Corsair AX760 | LG 29UM67 | CM Storm Quickfire Ultimate | Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum | HyperX Cloud II | Logitech Z333

Benchmark Results: 3DMark Firestrike: 10,528 | SteamVR VR Ready (avg. quality 7.1) | VRMark 7,004 (VR Ready)

 

Other systems I've built:

Core i3-6100 | CM Hyper 212 EVO | MSI H110M ECO | Corsair Vengeance LPX 1x8GB DDR4  | ADATA SP550 120GB | Seagate 500GB | EVGA ACX 2.0 GTX 1050 Ti | Fractal Design Core 1500 | Corsair CX450M

Core i5-4590 | Intel Stock Cooler | Gigabyte GA-H97N-WIFI | HyperX Savage 2x4GB DDR3 | Seagate 500GB | Intel Integrated HD Graphics | Fractal Design Arc Mini R2 | be quiet! Pure Power L8 350W

 

I am not a professional. I am not an expert. I am just a smartass. Don't try and blame me if you break something when acting upon my advice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...why are you still reading this?

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That's not evil it's just going to burn his house.

Just what Satan would want, no? It could keep the fires of hell burning for years.

Project White Lightning (My ITX Gaming PC): Core i5-4690K | CRYORIG H5 Ultimate | ASUS Maximus VII Impact | HyperX Savage 2x8GB DDR3 | Samsung 850 EVO 250GB | WD Black 1TB | Sapphire RX 480 8GB NITRO+ OC | Phanteks Enthoo EVOLV ITX | Corsair AX760 | LG 29UM67 | CM Storm Quickfire Ultimate | Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum | HyperX Cloud II | Logitech Z333

Benchmark Results: 3DMark Firestrike: 10,528 | SteamVR VR Ready (avg. quality 7.1) | VRMark 7,004 (VR Ready)

 

Other systems I've built:

Core i3-6100 | CM Hyper 212 EVO | MSI H110M ECO | Corsair Vengeance LPX 1x8GB DDR4  | ADATA SP550 120GB | Seagate 500GB | EVGA ACX 2.0 GTX 1050 Ti | Fractal Design Core 1500 | Corsair CX450M

Core i5-4590 | Intel Stock Cooler | Gigabyte GA-H97N-WIFI | HyperX Savage 2x4GB DDR3 | Seagate 500GB | Intel Integrated HD Graphics | Fractal Design Arc Mini R2 | be quiet! Pure Power L8 350W

 

I am not a professional. I am not an expert. I am just a smartass. Don't try and blame me if you break something when acting upon my advice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...why are you still reading this?

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Just what Satan would want, no? It could keep the fires of hell burning for years.

Sorry for being an uneducated ex-console peasant, but do those cards run hot or something?

Thy hath sinneth, and in thy life thou hast fallen to an unholy, unspeakable level of humanity. Thou hast given into your basest needs. And suffered many years under thine Satan-box. However, if thine be willing, as thy hast show yourself to be, thy can ascendeth into thy glorious fold of the glorious church. Go well, my brother, may your temps be low and your frames high. ~ MrDynamicMan

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Sorry for being an uneducated ex-console peasant, but do those cards run hot or something?

The things ran incredibly hot, consumed an awful lot of power and were pretty loud. You could nearly use a GTX 480 rig to heat your room.

Project White Lightning (My ITX Gaming PC): Core i5-4690K | CRYORIG H5 Ultimate | ASUS Maximus VII Impact | HyperX Savage 2x8GB DDR3 | Samsung 850 EVO 250GB | WD Black 1TB | Sapphire RX 480 8GB NITRO+ OC | Phanteks Enthoo EVOLV ITX | Corsair AX760 | LG 29UM67 | CM Storm Quickfire Ultimate | Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum | HyperX Cloud II | Logitech Z333

Benchmark Results: 3DMark Firestrike: 10,528 | SteamVR VR Ready (avg. quality 7.1) | VRMark 7,004 (VR Ready)

 

Other systems I've built:

Core i3-6100 | CM Hyper 212 EVO | MSI H110M ECO | Corsair Vengeance LPX 1x8GB DDR4  | ADATA SP550 120GB | Seagate 500GB | EVGA ACX 2.0 GTX 1050 Ti | Fractal Design Core 1500 | Corsair CX450M

Core i5-4590 | Intel Stock Cooler | Gigabyte GA-H97N-WIFI | HyperX Savage 2x4GB DDR3 | Seagate 500GB | Intel Integrated HD Graphics | Fractal Design Arc Mini R2 | be quiet! Pure Power L8 350W

 

I am not a professional. I am not an expert. I am just a smartass. Don't try and blame me if you break something when acting upon my advice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...why are you still reading this?

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The things ran incredibly hot, consumed an awful lot of power and were pretty loud. You could nearly use a GTX 480 rig to heat your room.

 

Considering I often open my bedroom window in temperatures below 40 F / 4.4 C, that would probably bug me... Welp, I better get used to that if I'm gonna have a decent gaming rig soon!

 

By the way, don't freak out... I usually only open it for a few minutes at a time. 

Thy hath sinneth, and in thy life thou hast fallen to an unholy, unspeakable level of humanity. Thou hast given into your basest needs. And suffered many years under thine Satan-box. However, if thine be willing, as thy hast show yourself to be, thy can ascendeth into thy glorious fold of the glorious church. Go well, my brother, may your temps be low and your frames high. ~ MrDynamicMan

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Considering I often open my bedroom window in temperatures below 40 F / 4.4 C, that would probably bug me... Welp, I better get used to that if I'm gonna have a decent gaming rig soon!

 

By the way, don't freak out... I usually only open it for a few minutes at a time. 

Don't worry, the tech's six years old. There are much better, cooler running, more powerful cards out there now :D

Project White Lightning (My ITX Gaming PC): Core i5-4690K | CRYORIG H5 Ultimate | ASUS Maximus VII Impact | HyperX Savage 2x8GB DDR3 | Samsung 850 EVO 250GB | WD Black 1TB | Sapphire RX 480 8GB NITRO+ OC | Phanteks Enthoo EVOLV ITX | Corsair AX760 | LG 29UM67 | CM Storm Quickfire Ultimate | Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum | HyperX Cloud II | Logitech Z333

Benchmark Results: 3DMark Firestrike: 10,528 | SteamVR VR Ready (avg. quality 7.1) | VRMark 7,004 (VR Ready)

 

Other systems I've built:

Core i3-6100 | CM Hyper 212 EVO | MSI H110M ECO | Corsair Vengeance LPX 1x8GB DDR4  | ADATA SP550 120GB | Seagate 500GB | EVGA ACX 2.0 GTX 1050 Ti | Fractal Design Core 1500 | Corsair CX450M

Core i5-4590 | Intel Stock Cooler | Gigabyte GA-H97N-WIFI | HyperX Savage 2x4GB DDR3 | Seagate 500GB | Intel Integrated HD Graphics | Fractal Design Arc Mini R2 | be quiet! Pure Power L8 350W

 

I am not a professional. I am not an expert. I am just a smartass. Don't try and blame me if you break something when acting upon my advice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...why are you still reading this?

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Sorry for being an uneducated ex-console peasant, but do those cards run hot or something?

No more than any other in it's class.  The point is it's named Devil, so that would be Satan's graphics card.  Now the power supply on the other hand will burst into flames, and I thought that would be just right for Satan's computer.

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What about watercooling?

We need some blood sacrifices, any volunteers?

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