Best Computer-Based puns and jokes!

[Stardar1]

Hey babe, are you made by AMD? 'cause you're so hot right now.

wow, that was cold, but not as cold as my phase-change cooler

[Stardar1]

so my mom asked me for help opening a jar, i told her to install Eclipse and the Java JDK

[iamdarkyoshi]

She turns my Microsoft into a PowerPoint

[Stardar1]

She turns my Microsoft into a PowerPoint

makes my floppy disk take a hard drive for her

[Mo_z_Art]

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

because they don't c#

[Mohenjo]

Here's mine:

 

Roses are red

My screen is blue

and I'm sitting here thinking

What the **** did i do?

 

 

what do you guys have?

[Stadiz]

A guy prepares to demostrate voice control of a computer.

- Silence please, I wil new demostrate how easy voice control works.

A man from the back of the room:

- FORMAT: C. ENTER!

 

 

and...

*knock knock*

-who's there?

Very long pauze......

*Java!*

[Stardar1]

A guy prepares to demostrate voice control of a computer.

- Silence please, I wil new demostrate how easy voice control works.

A man from the back of the room:

- FORMAT: C. ENTER!

 

 

and...

*knock knock*

-who's there?

Very long pauze......

*Java!*

[kp33]

public int getNumberOfMilkToBuy(bool storeHasEggs)

{

int milkToBuy = 1;

if(storeHasEggs)

{

milkToBuy = 12;

}

return milkToBuy;

}

^how i interpreted it (also, formatting pls)

and i also like C#

I read it to mean 12 is the max, in pseudo code terms

If ('eggs' in 'store'):

Get milk = 12

Else:

Get milk = 1

The reason being is she said "get a dozen" and not "get an additional dozen" or "get a dozen more"

[Ratonhnhaketon16]

Q: What is the center of all gaming peripherals?

A: Core-sair

[DimasRMDO]

How do you know if your friend is dangerous?

He loves to go phishing.

Spoiler

 

[Limecat86]

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Does this forum have a groan button?