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try and make friends, you cant just come out and be like "HEY I LIKE YOU"

 

Just be like "hey, I hope this doesn't seem to forward, you just seem really nice, was wondering if maybe you'd like go for a coffee, or pizza or something sometime"

 

heck just say "hi" and see if you can start a conversation, 

Me:

Hi.

Gril: ?

Me: *fuck fuck fuck TYPE FASTER MICHAEL*

Me: You sittin on the f5 key? because yo ass is refreshing

Girl: Oh, i think your looking for her *points at the trash can*

Me: forever_alone_by_foreveraloneplz.png

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uness youre a windows 10 update

cuz then ill do you automatically

hahahahhhahhahaha

whered you find that

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or *slowly approaches* *waits 10 seconds* "Hi" *runs away*

here here here

Me:

Hi

Her:

TAKE MY MONEY AHHHHH

Me: ;-;

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Best way is to get drunk as fuck with her.

That'll show you whether she's interested or not.

I think he's under 18, not that it's a good advice anyway, and yes I know it's a joke but people may actually take it as a real tip.

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SNIP

 

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I've learned it's best to just befriend the person you have a crush on, if that later leads to a romantic relationship cool, if not then you still have a rad new friend. It's a win no matter the outcome.

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And another thing is that as I am 18 years old I look like 25 or 27 years old. I have very much noticed that only older woman(let's say 24-28) actually get interested in me. Now here the word I have used,"interested" by it,I meant that it is only them who stare at me and I automatically assume that they are interested in me. I might be wrong on so many levels but I am totally helpless. Believe me,even my relatives think that I look like a grown up man.

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hahahahhhahhahaha

whered you find that

http(s)://dank.com/dankkush/memecity

 

(not real link)

 

 

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Everytime....until you get "What is F5 Key, is that like a Piano? & Stop staring at my Ass."

Boom'tish

shit

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Google knows the answer...  http://pickup-lines.net/dirty/

 

or if you wanna go more mellow,

 

http://pickup-lines.net/funny/

 

or if you wanna go generic,

 

http://pickup-lines.net

 

I am surprised google hasn't got a girlfriend. Oh wait... is it male.

GOOGLE IS OUR OVERLORD, IT HAS NO NEED FOR A FEMALE ACCOMPLICE

 

 

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"Hey Baby, Your much like my reference 290x that is HOT HOT HOT"

She be like ...."Reference 290x,....bitch plz" Fermi4Lyfe.

Hey baby you must be a 580 cause your the hottest girl of our generation ;)

A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.

 

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I am surprised on how people have taken pickup lines to the extreme. Lmao

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Best way is to get drunk as fuck with her.

That'll show you whether she's interested or not.

I read that wrong...

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Hey baby you must be a 580 cause your the hottest girl of our generation ;)

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Don't start a post without pc specs.

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Guaranteed to not work..

But could work....

 

"Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in."
 

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Guaranteed to not work..

But could work....

 

Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.
 

 

Umm.

Don't start a post without pc specs.

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Umm.

TOO FAR

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Hey man, while a lot of people who are vocal about tech might not be the best, a lot of us here are good people. I've gone through what he has, and gotten over it. I'm now on the verge of proposing to my girl friend of the last three years :3 

 

Not all of us have lady problems.

 

Read my last post. I'm good with the ladies as well.  :D

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