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OnePlus wont ship to Portugal, free invite here

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So, they won't ship to Portugal, and the 16GB version is out of stock... an unfortunate series of events... for me.. not for you...Tell me your best joke and you win!

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You give me a HARD Drive

Both are solid/hard... joke not accepted

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Ok, this is a bad joke.

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A street performer was doing a street juggling show. He noticed a group of men that couldn't really see. 1 englishman, 1 french man, 1 Spaniard and 1 german. So he moved them to the front, asked if they can see and they replied: 

 

"Yes" 

"Oui" 

"Si" 

"Ja" 

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6HR97Ki.jpg?1

 

Ok, this is a bad joke.

indeed... it's a "bed" joke... almost put me to sleep

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wanna hear a joke? the oneplus

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A street performer was doing a street juggling show. He noticed a group of men that couldn't really see. 1 englishman, 1 french man, 1 Spaniard and 1 german. So he moved them to the front, asked if they can see and they replied: 

 

"Yes" 

"Oui" 

"Si" 

"Ja" 

Want it?

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wanna hear a joke? the oneplus

Ha Ha don't

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A street performer was doing a street juggling show. He noticed a group of men that couldn't really see. 1 englishman, 1 french man, 1 Spaniard and 1 german. So he moved them to the front, asked if they can see and they replied: 

 

"Yes" 

"Oui" 

"Si" 

"Ja" 

I don't get it.

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I don't get it.

"yes we see you"

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one plus two? 

invite*

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one plus two? 

The invite xD want it?

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invite*

I thought that they might still be doing if for the one plus one. 

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Yes we see ya. 

Ahh.

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how much does a polar bear weigh?

 

......enough to break the ice.

 

 

 

Eh, i know thats more of a pick up line but i guessit could be used to PICK UP the OnePlus Two. Right?

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I'd take it :) Been waiting for ages. My Note broke a few months ago and since im stuck with some old nokia shit :/

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Hope u like offensive jokes.

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left?"

Because blacks have no rights.

What so you call a black woman who just got an abortion.

A crimestopper.

What's the worst thing about being a black jew?

Having to sit at the back of the oven.

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The real joke is OnePlus won't ship to Portugal. 

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mmmh I kinda need a new phone but for that price there's probably better stuff around to be honest.

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