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CoolaxGaming
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Hello!

 

I have this history project, and I need a jingle for it. I have been thinking for a long time but still cannot find a good one. So, can ya guys suggest a good jingle?

The jingle is for a product my group and I are selling. Here is the info - 

 

Company Name - Instruments of Death (I did not make this)

Slogan - Best bows in Rome

Products - Bows and arrows and swords

 

Any Jingle on this?

Pls, my WC pump depands on it~!

Lets all ripperoni in pepperoni

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Here in our dashing city of really ancient Rome, you're going to need a bow that does exceptionally well.

 

Sometimes you've got enemies that just want you dead, sometimes there's a deer that needs a shot to the head.

 

Well here we are, Instruments of Death, ready with the you the bow that you can bet.

 

All you need to do is notch your arrow and let it fly, enemies will be dead.

 

So come on down, to Instruments of Death, I'm sure you'll let it fly!

 

We've got the best bows so take one to the town.

 

Instruuuuuumeeeeeeents of Deeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath.

 

*Sang like a hoedown*

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@CoolaxGaming How does your WC pump depend on it?

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Here in our dashing city of really ancient Rome, you're going to need a bow that does exceptionally well.

 

Sometimes you've got enemies that just want you dead, sometimes there's a deer that needs a shot to the head.

 

Well here we are, Instruments of Death, ready with the you the bow that you can bet.

 

All you need to do is notch your arrow and let it fly, enemies will be dead.

 

So come on down, to Instruments of Death, I'm sure you'll let it fly!

 

We've got the best bows so take one to the town.

 

Instruuuuuumeeeeeeents of Deeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath.

 

*Sang like a hoedown*

Damn, that is better than anything my group and I came up with!

Thanks1

Lets all ripperoni in pepperoni

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Damn, I should do this when I've got school projects. People on here are way better at everything than me xD

#RIPTopGear  This is the best thread ever: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/53190-i-can-not-get-hard/ " French meetings are just people sitting in a semi-circle shouting at each other" -Dom Jolly  :lol:

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No problem.

 

It's supposed to be sang something like this:

-snip

Who's Line is it Anyway is just about closest thing we have in the US, to Mock The Week.

 

Both are hilarious.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

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Who's Line is it Anyway is just about closest thing we have in the US, to Mock The Week.

 

Both are hilarious.

Mock the week is just great xD

#RIPTopGear  This is the best thread ever: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/53190-i-can-not-get-hard/ " French meetings are just people sitting in a semi-circle shouting at each other" -Dom Jolly  :lol:

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See how they fly

arcing in Sky

Best bows in Rome

swords shiny chrome

Death sails in air

arms made with care

kill young and old

Meek and the bold

 

Ding Dong Ding Dong

That is the song

Death bells shall ring

deadly the sting

World will now fear

our deadly gear

From Everywhere

death fills the air

 

 

oh how they pound

foes to the ground

deadly our gear

running in fear

foes will all tell

arms made in hell

Forged with great care

all they will scare

Roman instruments of Dea~eath

Roman instruments of Dea~eath

 

On, on we send

on without end

our deadly wares

all made with care.

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It was, until they got rid of Frankie.

I haven't watched it in a long time. Why did they get rid of that smexy guy? :( 

#RIPTopGear  This is the best thread ever: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/53190-i-can-not-get-hard/ " French meetings are just people sitting in a semi-circle shouting at each other" -Dom Jolly  :lol:

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I haven't watched it in a long time. Why did they get rid of that smexy guy? :(

Well, it's a bit of a conspiracy about that. Some claim he quit because he was tired of constantly being censored, despite his co hosts saying in interviews that they never thought he crossed the line. Some say he was fired because they got tired of wasting money because they couldn't air most of the things he said.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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Well, it's a bit of a conspiracy about that. Some claim he quit because he was tired of constantly being censored, despite his co hosts saying in interviews that they never thought he crossed the line. Some say he was fired because they got tired of wasting money because they couldn't air most of the things he said.

Ah, well I hope he left because he wanted to and not because he was fired. He was funny as a mofo though aha.

#RIPTopGear  This is the best thread ever: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/53190-i-can-not-get-hard/ " French meetings are just people sitting in a semi-circle shouting at each other" -Dom Jolly  :lol:

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See how they fly

arcing in Sky

Best bows in Rome

swords shiny chrome

Death sails in air

arms made with care

kill young and old

Meek and the bold

 

Ding Dong Ding Dong

That is the song

Death bells shall ring

deadly the sting

World will now fear

our deadly gear

From Everywhere

death fills the air

 

oh how they pound

foes to the ground

deadly our gear

running in fear

foes will all tell

arms made in hell

Forged with great care

all they will scare

Roman instruments of Dea~eath

Roman instruments of Dea~eath

 

On, on we send

on without end

our deadly wares

all made with care.

there. finished the song... only wanted to do 2 verses but kept going and kept ninja editting and adding to the original

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Ah, well I hope he left because he wanted to and not because he was fired. He was funny as a mofo though aha.

Have you seen his TV shows? None of them ever made it past the first season. He's known as the Hannibal Lector of comedy for a reason. They should bring him out on stuff like they transported Hannibal lector.

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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