What's your dumbest injury?

[KickinGravy]

I was 7 or 8 and I put my hand through a door with windows in it cuz it was dark and I couldn't see. I ended up nicking an major artery and bleeding out almost 2 pints of blood (it was pretty messy and it hurt like a bitch). Still have a pretty serous scar to this day from it on my right forearm.

[Slash003]

Ah I remember more of the childhood ones. I put the end of 3 fingers on a hot stove, burned em white blisters. Those same three fingers when I was on an elevator and thought that we were leaving the elevator, started to walk out as the door close on those same three fingers a day or 2 later.