Experiences with non-techies

[xnamkcor]

To make sure he doesn't try to bully him around.

You can't do that without knowing his username?

[flibberdipper]

actually I didn't get much of a good view some lot's of people were eyeing out his alienware pretty much his ipeen standing tall.

 

but I have to admit I like the look of some alienware case I don't know the name though but that rig he had he was saying he bought it in 2012 or was it 2011.

 

It's a lan party with beer and all and he's the only dude using alienware so maybe that kinda spark the interest of people. I mean the case looks good IMO but insides kinda look meh except the alien logo.

 

OT:

 

Ok here we go the most popular 1gb vs 2gb vs 3gb and 4gb vs 2gb price. got a mail just now calling me a rip off.

 

This guy just sent me a message he told me after looking through my inventory he said that I'm ripping people off for the r7 270x (210$ a piece msi) vs my other IFS sparkle gt 630 4gb (selling em for 55$ a piece).

He said that prices are a ripoff since the r7 270x is new why would I sell it more expensive compared to a 4gb card. IMO I believe I'm selling it pretty cheap.

 

He claims that a since I'm selling the 4gb card at that price the r7 270x should be sold at half the price of the 4gb card since it has 2gb (half of 4gb).

 

This dude just made my face palm day.

Oh my god. That's terrible.

 

Kids at my school don't understand that a monitor ONLY FUCKING DISPLAYS and does not actually compute.

Technically they do compute. They have to translate the signal being sent to them from the computer or whatever is connected to it and make it a usable picture on the display.

[flibberdipper]

You can't do that without knowing his username?

How else do you prevent someone from bullying people on a forum (or even online in general)? You have to team up to make them stop.

[xnamkcor]

How else do you prevent someone from bullying people on a forum (or even online in general)? You have to team up to make them stop.

Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

[NerdNinja]

Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

 

That's deep...

[BonBon Scott]

I have met many people within my school that complain about a keyboard/mouse not working and when they call me over to help... it turns out that the USB cable isn't plugged in. Same with the VGA cables on monitors. Some people even are fooled by the ever tricksome power cable.

[Darkman]

I have met many people within my school that complain about a keyboard/mouse not working and when they call me over to help... it turns out that the USB cable isn't plugged in. Same with the VGA cables on monitors. Some people even are fooled by the ever tricksome power cable.

Happens..

[flibberdipper]

Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.

Ich mag Pfannkuchen.

[Darkman]

Ich mag Pfannkuchen.

Ich denke, sie sind super, vor allem mit Sirup.

[xnamkcor]

Ich mag Pfannkuchen.

Und wenn du lange in einen Pfannkuchen blickst, blickt der Pfannkuchen auch in dich hinein.

[terrytek]

OK, I just had the worst experience with a non techie.

 

 

Me: Do you know what RAM is?

Non-Techie Friend: Yes!

Me: OK, what is it then?

NTF: It's a GB.

ME: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?

NTF: It is right?

Me: WTF? NO, IT IS NOT!!

NTF: Yes it is. It's a gigabyte, not ram.

Me: You, sir, are raised in a non-techie family. You don't know what ram is.

NTF: Fine. But what does it mean, heh?

Me: RANDOM FUCKING ACCESS MEMORY YOU DIPSHIT.

NTF: No it doesn't mean random access memory. It means gigabyte.

Me: What part of this conversation did you not understand? It means random access memory.

NTF: Oh mi god. You are so stupid.

Me: Oh, so it's me? I think it's you! You can't tell the difference between a GB and RAM.

NTF: Ohhhhhhhh, so that's what that was for?

Me: *screaming out door, yelling, " FUCK YOU _________________!"

 

 

I was in so much rage I actually created a hole in the wall. And it happened in school. Today.

[flibberdipper]

Ich denke, sie sind super, vor allem mit Sirup.

 

Und wenn du lange in einen Pfannkuchen blickst, blickt der Pfannkuchen auch in dich hinein.

Ich wünschte, ich wusste, Deutsch, damit ich aufhören konnte mit Google Translate, um dieses Gespräch zu übersetzen. Jetzt wollen wir zurück zum Thema kommen, bitte.

[terrytek]

Ich wünschte, ich wusste, Deutsch, damit ich aufhören konnte mit Google Translate, um dieses Gespräch zu übersetzen. Jetzt wollen wir zurück zum Thema kommen, bitte.

Ja, hier gilt das gleiche.

[Yummychickenblue]

Me: RANDOM FUCKING ACCESS MEMORY YOU DIPSHIT.

That would mean RFAM.

[terrytek]

That would mean RFAM.

I used the F bomb to make a point.

[Yummychickenblue]

I used the F bomb to make a point.

But you use it so much its lost its value. (not that it ever had much value at least to me anyway)

[terrytek]

But you use it so much its lost its value. (not that it ever had much value at least to me anyway)

Yeah, but this guy was being pure bullshit. He has no technological intelligence who is a parsimonious crapload of shit who can't even keep his pants up and has to pay for a car with food stamps.

[NerdNinja]

Hello everyone. Just a friendly public service announcement.

 

STOP SPEAKING LANGUAGES THAT ARE NOT ENGLISH SO THE REST OF US CAN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!

 

Thank you

[topsu]

I decided that, after a debate with one of my friends, that I would go see alienware's best gaming PC. The result: a 4930X with a Geforce 660. WTActualF??????????

Last time I checked they offerd 8990 and dual 780

[Yummychickenblue]

Last time I checked they offerd 8990 and dual 780

The 8990 is a real thing.

[xnamkcor]

Hello everyone. Just a friendly public service announcement.

 

STOP SPEAKING LANGUAGES THAT ARE NOT ENGLISH SO THE REST OF US CAN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!

 

Thank you

I only speak English. I don't know what you're talking about.

[CtW]

Kids at my school don't understand that a monitor ONLY FUCKING DISPLAYS and does not actually compute.

To them the fact that a monitor is not the computer, the big box that is making noise and has lights and buttons on it and is where you put your flash drives is, DOES NOT COMPUTE! HA HA HA I made a pun... probably.

[CtW]

Und wenn du lange in einen Pfannkuchen blickst, blickt der Pfannkuchen auch in dich hinein.

Ich habe einen Witz: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beirherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! 

 

Das ist einer meiner Favoriten.

Hello everyone. Just a friendly public service announcement.

 

STOP SPEAKING LANGUAGES THAT ARE NOT ENGLISH SO THE REST OF US CAN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!

 

Thank you

Apropos, können Sie nur verwenden, Google Translate, um zu sehen, was jede Person sagt. Jeder, der Deutsch in der letzten Gespräch verwendet es, um aus dem Englischen zu übersetzen. Meine Großmutter ist aus der Schweiz und mein Vater hat es so häufig auf Reisen sollte ich Schweizer Deutsch inzwischen gelernt haben, sondern weil zwischen mir geboren und mein Vater gehen aufs College, vergaß er es. Es wäre so viel Spaß in der Lage sein, dies ohne Google Translate tun.

[NerdNinja]

Ich habe einen Witz: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beirherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! 

 

Das ist einer meiner Favoriten.

Apropos, können Sie nur verwenden, Google Translate, um zu sehen, was jede Person sagt. Jeder, der Deutsch in der letzten Gespräch verwendet es, um aus dem Englischen zu übersetzen. Meine Großmutter ist aus der Schweiz und mein Vater hat es so häufig auf Reisen sollte ich Schweizer Deutsch inzwischen gelernt haben, sondern weil zwischen mir geboren und mein Vater gehen aufs College, vergaß er es. Es wäre so viel Spaß in der Lage sein, dies ohne Google Translate tun.

 

Ik ben ok met slechts een paar berichten, maar er waren gewoon te veel en ik ben lui. En alleen omwille van het en omdat je dit uitgelegd in wat? Nederlands? Fu!

[CtW]

Ik ben ok met slechts een paar berichten, maar er waren gewoon te veel en ik ben lui. En alleen omwille van het en omdat je dit uitgelegd in wat? Nederlands? Fu!

Ich erklärte es in Deutsch, Niederländisch nicht