your best teacher

[chimmychunger]

basically just tell us why a certain teacher was the "best"

 

my best teachers is a fowl mouth guy, he tells story's about his past (mostly inappropriate) he has a very slack way of teachering we have like a story break every 10 mins were he tells us something about him (non of these are planned) and most of all the jokes he tells are so offencive but funny

 

e.g here are three of his jokes

 

what does a greek man give to his wife that is long and hard on their wedding night........ his last name

 

how can you tell your house has been broken into by a homosexual........ your house is fabulous (you have to flick your hand)

 

how can you tell you house has been broken into be a chinaman...... your dog is missing

 

he has been sent to the principals office a few times coz of parent complains

sorry if any of that offends you

 

second best would be my homegroup teacher

 

we liked the same things we talked all lesson about his life and my life (we also did work)

 

he was just a chill fun guy. but if you got on his bad side be would explode, good thing i never got on his bad side

[Firearm2112]

my english teacher is great

 

she called out this kid in my class who was making a fuss

 

were presenting essays and at the end he was like

 

"disregard women, acquire currency"

 

instead of immediatly kicking him out of class she embarresed the shit out of him

[Sharif]

My first teacher from Yr 1  

[Trik'Stari]

5th grade homeroom teach.

 

Taught us a lot, was mean as hell if you acted up in class, but your best friend if you did things right. Made you feel bad if you were dishonest, etc.

 

Not enough like him.

 

Second best: My 8th grade math teacher, former stand up comedian (who'm you've never heard of). Funny as fucking hell. Would let us drink soda in class even though the school didn't allow soda's on school property (because reasons?) His reasoning: "I'd rather have you wired and able to pay attention, than healthy and falling asleep"

[Guest]

Well OP your teacher sounds highly unprofessionial but fun. You have to find a healthy balance as a teacher

[JAKEBAB]

Thank you for just proving how disgusting the education system is here in Aus this is exactly why i learn't more out of school than i ever did in it!

[chimmychunger]

Thank you for just proving how disgusting the education system is here in Aus this is exactly why i learn't more out of school than i ever did in it!

 

to be fair he does teach us as well he isnt all fun and games just 70%

[Padunkadunk]

Google.

[Guest]

Probably my History teacher, just due to the fact he was probably the only teacher in the school that actually taught you well and was really a great teacher and knew when/how to have a laugh. Had him for 5 years and he got me from an average student in History who had no real interest in it, to an A* History student. 

 

And my English teacher, just because she was most definitely the fittest women you have come across. I think i spent more time admiring her than i did analysing literature.. Including in the exam hall... Always enjoyed a detention with her. 

[chimmychunger]

Well OP your teacher sounds highly unprofessionial but fun. You have to find a healthy balance as a teacher

 

well he does teach but it may not be the subject, eg he is an english teacher but every now and then someone would mention something and he would go on a history lesson, i actually mentioned the imitation game today and he went on a history rant (it was a good one) about the guy in the imitation game

[chimmychunger]

Probably my History teacher, just due to the fact he was probably the only teacher in the school that actually taught you well and was really a great teacher and knew when/how to have a laugh. Had him for 5 years and he got me from an average student in History who had no real interest in it, to an A* History student. 

 

And my English teacher, just because she was most definitely the fittest women you have come across. I think i spent more time admiring her than i did analysing literature.. Including in the exam hall... Always enjoyed a detention with her. 

 

i do that with my maths teacher, she always wears clothes that huge her features

[Guest]

I never had a hot teacher....why?

[Volbet]

It would be a tie between my old history/Danish teacher, and my old English teacher.

 

My English teacher was this old conservative guy, that loved to make fun of the students. And he always did it in a very quotable way.

One example.

Teacher: "Why aren't you taking notes?"

Student: "My computer ran out"

Teacher get out of his chair, opens the class room door, and shouts at another teacher "Have you seen my students computer? It just ran out"

 

One more for the hell of it:

Students; "But Arendt, you promised that the test was in two week"

Teacher: "Yeah, and Germany promised not to invade Czechoslovakia. Get on with it"

For more examples: https://da-dk.facebook.com/pages/Arndt-M-S%C3%B8rensen/228194558967(It's in Danish, so most of you won't understand a thing)

 

My history/Danish teacher was just an amazing teacher. I never meet a teacher that you could have so much fun with.

All his classes basically revolved around nudity, sex or homoeroticism. The best classes had all three.

His introduction to the Roman Empire was as follows: "The romans are know for a lot of things: Roads, the republic, aquaducts, and fucking eachother in bathhouses"

[lutewan]

well lets see my freshman science teacher was awesome huge nerd lets us use his room during lunch to play mtg etc knows what he is talking about a great teacher

ah cadd teacher really cared about getting good equipment like 3d printer two C'N'C machines (forget the name)

history teacher really good at teaching knew what he was talking about ,collage professor too

math teacher fucking genius

 

like a third of the teachers at my school were amazing u could be friends with great teachers and then the other 2 thirds were retarded

[RAGINRICKY]

never had a good teacher other than my second grade teacher, have had a teachers call me a pig. that hurt alot. also had a teacher call one of the more immature kids in my class retarded. kidda a big deal that everybody remembers. lastly had a vice principal suspend me for defending myself had everybody i know riot against him. schools sucks!