Internship offer overload

[jkraghify]

So here's the story:

 

Today I wake up late and stay in bed until 13:30 watching YouTube videos, then after I shower I sit down and play some bf4 while I eat breakfast.

 

While I'm playing bf4, I get a call from Flordia. I ignore it because I don't know anybody in Flordia (other than my relatives, but their numbers are in my phone). They call again and I pick up the phone expecting that I am about to troll a telemarketer, but instead I hear the guy on the phone asking me if I remember applying for his internship offered to me in one of my General Ed classes earlier this quarter.

 

Turns out, I did remember drunkenly applying for an internship in my Healthy Living class (I study engineering, so I don't have a good reason to apply into a Health related internship). The guy interviewed me over the phone and concluded the call asking to meet me for an interview.

 

I honestly have no idea what company I applied to work for.

 

Then, just an hour ago, I check my email. I apply every year to work in the Navy Research Labs because I know a lot of people that work there, and I have worked there twice before. There are like 4 different Navy Labs that want to hire me, none of which relate at all to my major, Civil Engineering.

 

Like seriously. WTF. Why is it when I go to the career fare at my school to get a job in Civil Engineering I get shut down immediately but whenever I half-ass another application I somehow luck out. I'm not complaining by any means, but this is almost annoyingly convenient.

 

TLDR; I woke up this morning with 5 internship offers, one of which is with a company I don't even know the name of because I accidentally drowned out the company name with bf4 c4 explosions.

[minibois]

-snip-

Some people go on a buying spree on Amazon while drunk, others annoy people.

You, on the other hand.. Apply for internships while drunk. You sir, I salute you!

[Real_PhillBert]

Civil Engineers make targets, Mechanical Engineers make bombs. That is all.

 

 

 

Congrats! Internships are very important, for building up experience for your future career.

 

 

-Mechanical Engineer.

[jkraghify]

Civil Engineers make targets, Mechanical Engineers make bombs. That is all.

 

 

 

Congrats! Internships are very important, for building up experience for your future career.

 

 

-Mechanical Engineer.

haha that's a good one! I only wish I could get a civil engineering internship robotics and computers are cool but I feel like a bad CE major when I work in the CS or ME labs. the CE people never pay attention to me for some reason.

 

Some people go on a buying spree on Amazon while drunk, others annoy people.

You, on the other hand.. Apply for internships while drunk. You sir, I salute you!

And ironically, while in a health class!