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of the 350 million jokes I have heard in my life this is the only one I remember

 

guy goes into the Dr's with a steering wheel on his dick

he says

"Dr Dr you got to help me get this steering wheel off my dick"

 

Dr asks

"Is it painful"

 

guy replies

"No but its driving me nuts"

 

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my life.

When the PC is acting up haunted,

who ya gonna call?
"Monotone voice" : A local computer store.

*Terrible joke I know*

 

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(Wei come to a bar)

Women: hi wei

Wei: What, highway 101

Me: hold my beer

 

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Gender issues are like the twin towers.

 

There used to be two, but now its a touchy subject.

Linus is my fetish.

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Two nuns are bicycling down some cobblestone roads.

 

1st nun "Oh! We've never come this way before."

2nd nun "I know, it's the stones."

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The other day upon the stair,

I met a man who wasn't there.

He wasn't there again today,

I think he's from the CIA

 

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Why did the blind man walk into a well?

 

Because he couldn't see that well.

Linus is my fetish.

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On 2/18/2018 at 12:47 AM, Howitz said:

i'm a vegetarian, i eat only herbivores.

 

(situational joke):last day i saw keegan messing, a canadian olympic figure skater on tv at the bar, and i proceed to tell everyone; this guys is one letter away from disapearing.

I would try an all vegan diet, but I'm against cannibalism.

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Why does the bride always wear white? 

 

Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator 

 

 

 

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How did 10 die?

 

He was caught in the middle of 9/11.

Linus is my fetish.

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Three men walk into a bar. The woman walks around it.

 

Sorry I got nothing else.

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Dell Server 11th gen

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On 4/7/2018 at 12:05 PM, asus killer said:

Why does the bride always wear white? 

 

Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator 

 

 

 

But what if your stove is black? 

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15 minutes ago, n8cwhite said:

But what if your stove is black? 

Then you get a different bride :P

 

Want to know which mobo to get?

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Choose whatever you need. Any more, you're wasting your money. Any less, and you don't get the features you need.

 

Only you know what you need to do with your computer, so nobody's really qualified to answer this question except for you.

 

chEcK iNsidE sPoilEr fOr a tREat!

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3 hours ago, n8cwhite said:

But what if your stove is black? 

aren't you suppose to say "african american stove". 

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