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Google wants a cookie, but it doesn't eat it when I give it one

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A few weeks ago, Google started talking about cookies, how delicious they're and stuff. So I went to buy cookies for it.

I left the cookie at front of the monitor over night, but Google didn't even touch it! D: Look:

http://imgur.com/IbXuBVJ

What's wrong? Where do I put the cookie? Or do I have to leave it there with a glass of milk too?

 

 

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EDIT #2: Well, nobody has found the extra cookie yet and it expires in 16 hours D:. Well, I'll just post it here: http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/7TXQl/

 

I thought someone will find it themself. If you look at the picture, you can see on my task bar a document called "You know what to do". That should have given you a hint that something is going on. Then you can see on the task bar logo of SteamGifts and code 7TXQl - which is the code of the giveaway. If you knew Steamgifts, I'd be pretty easy after that. But not everybody knows Steamgifts yet, so another hint was the Steam on my task bar. If you had googled my Steam profile (just google "tohico steam"), you'd have found it right away. I set up on my Steam profile the Steamgifts group as my favorite group. So you'd have seen the Steamgifts logo right away (on a white background tho) and knew where to go with this code. Oh well, it was probably too complicated without clearly saying that it's a giveaway here. Well, maybe next time :)

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I would hve thought that google would have a sweet tooth. How wrong was I 

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A few weeks ago, Google started talking about cookies, how delicious they're and stuff. So I went to buy a cookie for it.

I left the cookie at front of the monitor over night, but Google didn't even touch it! D: Look:http://imgur.com/IbXuBVJ

What's wrong? Where do I put the cookie? Or do I have to leave it there with a glass of milk too?

Just leave it there, maybe santa will eat it

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You have to crush it up into little pieces and put it in ever port, make sure to get alot between the CPU and the socket (so your computer know's what it's sending).

 

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You gotta put the cookie in the floppy disk drive. Duh!

I don't have one, nor the drive for the little pizza D:

 

They don't like chocolate chip. Try a fortune cookie.

I don't know where to get these, I'll have to make some myself, I guess. Thanks for the tip.

 

You have to crush it up into little pieces and put it in ever port, make sure to get alot between the CPU and the socket (so your computer know's what it's sending).

Mmmm, that might work. But do I have to do it even with the CPU? You know, these cookies are with chocolate chips, so I can't put them even near the CPU. Because the CPU, as you might know, is allergic to chocolate. It always gets fever if you serve chocolate to it.

Btw, I'm sure that not only Google loves cookies. So I left another cookie somewhere around here. Look closely to find it, you might like it after all.

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A few weeks ago, Google started talking about cookies, how delicious they're and stuff. So I went to buy cookies for it.

I left the cookie at front of the monitor over night, but Google didn't even touch it! D: Look:

http://imgur.com/IbXuBVJ

What's wrong? Where do I put the cookie? Or do I have to leave it there with a glass of milk too?

 

EDIT: I have a cookie to spare now, so you can have one as well. Look closely to find it :3

Google hates chocolate chip. They really like macadamia nut so if you can find any get those. 

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This made me laugh so much, brilliant :)

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The problem is that you're using Firefox.  <_<

Good point. I should have thought about this myself :D

 

Google hates chocolate chip. They really like macadamia nut so if you can find any get those. 

Damn, who would have known that Google is going to be that picky D:

 

This made me laugh so much, brilliant :)

Thanks :)

 

Btw, I've given up with hidding the extra cookie for you. Be sure to have a look at the original post above, you'll find it there :)

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