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why cant some boys have girlfriends?

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How about taking her to the mall and spoiling her instead?

 how 'bout FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. 

 

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PEWDIEPIE DONT CROSS THAT BRIDGE

 

 

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Here's an idea.

 

Dont go for dates.

go for friends.

one will eventually find their way to you.

 

Basically, do what girls do, seems to work for them.

 

 

Just take care though, you may accidentally integrate a friendship that you want to get past this into the ultimate terror. Friendzoning.

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Oh in that case, it's probably his haircut.

Says guy with Bieber haricut.  :P

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Lol 17 members watching, OP sure knows how to draw attention.

I don't know OP, I didn't have one for the longest time, now I do have, got lucky I guess.

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Lol 17 members watching, OP sure knows how to draw attention.

I don't know OP, I didn't have one for the longest time, now I do have, got lucky I guess.

Successful first post amiright.

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Just take care though, you may accidentally integrate a friendship that you want to get past this into the ultimate terror. Friendzoning.

Except, you're going for friends.

if you fear friendzoning, you miss the entire idea.

 

Falling in love is meant to be a mistake, not deliberate.

When you mess this up, you are set to fail.

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just meet new people, go to social events. eventually you will click with someone

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Whats that those boys dont have that others boys have? Some boys just cant have girlfriends

 

act like you already have a girlfriend. forbidden fruit is always the most tempting. 

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I'd much rather spend money on building a rig/saving up for a Nissan GT-R  :wub: than on a girlfriend who would probably dump me pretty fast.

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haha... this post. hey man, you're too focused on girls and stuff that shouldn't be cared about. i think you should focus more on the things in your life, and honestly bro, girls come and go. ain't got time for 'em.

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 how 'bout FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY. 

-sniped the ugly fgt-

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Except, you're going for friends.

if you fear friendzoning, you miss the entire idea.

 

Falling in love is meant to be a mistake, not deliberate.

When you mess this up, you are set to fail.

 

 

Just take care though, you may accidentally integrate a friendship that you want to get past this into the ultimate terror. Friendzoning.

 

 

I meant after you know that you fell in love with someone. My english didn't help

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haha... this post. hey man, you're too focused on girls and stuff that shouldn't be cared about. i think you should focus more on the things in your life, and honestly bro, girls come and go. ain't got time for 'em.

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If you want a quick hook up, be a dick. Sorry, it's bad, but it's just how things work.

If you want to be with a girl long term, be prepared to be persistent. You'll see the girl be with a few dicks, but you'll get there eventually

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OP, what effort have you made in finding one? Let me tell you, they're not going to chase after you; it's quite the opposite - and they'll even make you work for it (a.k.a mind games).

 

My Dad had to guess my Mom's phone number in order for him to take her out to dinner. 

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If you want a quick hook up, be a dick. Sorry, it's bad, but it's just how things work.

If you want to be with a girl long term, be prepared to be persistent. You'll see the girl be with a few dicks, but you'll get there eventually

Sooooo you're saying if you want something long term you have to see her wade through all the dicks first?

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PEWDIEPIE DONT CROSS THAT BRIDGE

 

 

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If you want a girlfriend, you have to be nice to them and find someone that likes you and is nice to you too. It will be easier to find someone like that if you're not an asshole. Good hygiene also helps

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Sooooo you're saying if you want something long term you have to see her wade through all the dicks first?

Well, if she's not a whore then there won't be much dick to wade through.

Unfortunately, the current one I'm waiting on... Uh... Is wading through a lot

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I don't give a shit about dating to be honest, I'm more focused on my studies and wanting a rig.

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How about taking her to the mall and spoiling her instead? 

 

 

 

Cuz that ain't effective bruh, chicks luv it when u tell them u bout to overvolt them if u know what i mean  B)

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Cuz that ain't effective bruh, chicks luv it when u tell them u bout to overvolt them if u know what i mean  B)

At least you get the pussy.

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Because there is the internet 

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So, thanks to this thread, I've made one of my own.

 

It's a good cumulation of feel good and love advice.

 

*shameless plug, but I feel it helps the OP's purpose*

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