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First off, a warning: if you are uncomfortable with very dark jokes, leave now; these jokes may offend you and/or make you uncomfortable. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now that you have been warned, I'll start with mine;

what breaks when you give it to a baby?

their hips

post your dark jokes below

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such dark, much blackness, wow

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari?

 

 

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari?

 

 

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I can't eat a ferrari.

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So dark, it stole a television.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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How many black people does it take to start a riot?

-1

 

It's not that black though.

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I just remembered another one;

I saw a black man carrying a tv, and i thought it was mine; but when i got home, it was there, shining my shoes.

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Why did princess Diana cross the road?

She was not wearing her safety-belt.

 

Two women sitting quietly.

Do you get it, they can't

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I have the worst! 

 

CONSOLE GAMING.

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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I have the worst! 

 

CONSOLE GAMING.

That epidemic is no joke.

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I have the worst! 

 

CONSOLE GAMING.

 

I have a slightly better one

THE GOVERNMENT

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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Warning: really racist joke...that I heard from a black guy oddly enough. Still confused whether I was supposed to laugh or not. Awkward. 

 

If a black guy and a mexican jump off of the a roof at the same time, who hits the ground first? 

Who cares

 

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how do you get 20 babies into a bathtub,

a blender

how do you get them out again

doritos

I prefer to freeze them, put them in a blender, and pour in tequila

Ketchup is better than mustard.

GUI is better than Command Line Interface.

Dubs are better than subs

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lel! everyone on this thread is getting so banned!  :lol:

I doubt it, there was a warning at the beginning; there is a small chaise that I will be warned, but i doubt even that will happen.

 

now for a joke;

how do you make a plumber cry?

you kill his family

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lel! everyone on this thread is getting so banned!  :lol:

It think I am fine. And they would not ban active forum members. KAPPA we'll see

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how do you get 20 babies into a bathtub,

a blender

how do you get them out again

doritos

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

 

 

 

Depends how hard you throw them.

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