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I just got the most CRINGING/REVOLTING poll from my school's newspaper.

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What. WHAT.

Brb getting some gasoline.

Anyone with me?

wait for me. I gota pack my bag
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Right. I don't think I can handle this right now. I'm gonna go....I need to smash my head repeatedly against a stone wall until it stops hurting. Excuse me...

Why is the God of Hyperdeath SO...DARN...CUTE!?

 

Also, if anyone has their mind corrupted by an anthropomorphic black latex bat, please let me know. I would like to join you.

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just make sure the"microsoft" is a new razer blade if you are going to answer it at all. 

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just make sure the"microsoft" is a new razer blade if you are going to answer it at all. 

EWWWW RAZER

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EWWWW RAZER

i dont like their peripherals either, but you cannot deny that the 2014 razer blade is one of the best notebooks in existence.

http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-systems/razer-blade

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This poll has me confused excuse me while I scratch my head with my foot.

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I was only living because it was too much trouble to die.

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QUICKLY! Go get the pitchforks and torches!

I already got them! A few used torches though, from an older thread!

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When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

@brownninja97

 

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I already got them! A few used torches though, from an older thread!

We will spread the fire with the R9 290 references of fiery demolition. And reign victorius.

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When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

@brownninja97

"That's not a panel. That's a crusher lemon. We sell them too."     

Damn I love portal

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They left out, "Taste Great, Less Filling".

I roll with sigs off so I have no idea what you're advertising.

 

This is NOT the signature you are looking for.

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I am going to go to the teacher in charge of the paper and find out who wrote this.

Because he had a hard drive.

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I am going to go to the teacher in charge of the paper and find out who wrote this.

As a responsible TechTipper you are required to go and find out who wrote it, and call them out on it.

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You have to answer which of the following is the "Best", Apple or Microsoft.

 

your profile pic says it all

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I'm not able to comprehend their decisions in choosing these questions. The conclusion I came to is: What?

Something, something, something, famous quote, computer specs, and stuff...

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When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

@brownninja97

burning this mother fucker down like a sir.

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Listen if you care.

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i dont. i. i cant..... like...waht is..... i dont................

it feels like...... i just...... maybe......... i.. icant......

 

dont make a poll for students to work on unless you know what the fuck youre talking about..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Watch out for each other. Love everyone and forgive everyone, including yourself. Forgive your anger, forgive your guilt. Your shame. Your sadness. Embrace and open up your love, your joy, your truth, and most especially your heart. 
-Jim Hensen

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As a responsible TechTipper you are required to go and find out who wrote it, and call them out on it.

I have found the author, IT WAS A ~80 YEAR OLD TEACHER!!!

Because he had a hard drive.

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I have found the author, IT WAS A ~80 YEAR OLD TEACHER!!!

oh god...at least it kind of makes sense why that happened.

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I don't even know what those questions mean.

Are they talking about some specific laptop, or phone or what? What does "touch features" mean? What the hell is "ability to type"?

 

OP don't track them down and talk to them. You will probably just end up sounding as a prick even if your intentions are good.

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  • Weight? 10 pounds
  • # of Pixels? 720

 

  • Software Platform (They don't know the words Operating System): Unix
  • Touch Features ? a button

 

  • Performance? 20 giga floppers 
  • Security? sql injection, wep
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  • Battery Life: 2 weeks
  • Physical Reliability: 3310/10

 

  • Storage: 20kb hdd
  • Ability to type?: xbox 360 controller

am i doing it right?

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What in the hell...

Main rig on profile

VAULT - File Server

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Sleeper HP Pavilion A6137C

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Mac Mini (Late 2020)

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