What does your pet(s) do that drives you nuts?

[VG Docs]

My dog licks me all the time, and she also jumps off the bed in fear whenever I sneeze.

She also tries to eat everything that's plastic or cardboard. She even chewed on my Skyward Sword case (The CD somehow remained untouched).

 

What do your pets do?

[Jogostar]

Use 90% of my bed.

[Yoinkerman]

My cat likes to put her paws up on my computer chair and bat at my elbow like she wants up, then doesn't want up or attention or pets. She'll do this non stop until I pick her up (which she doesn't like) and maul her until she's frazzled and takes off for a while... Only to come back a bit later and do it again.

[ForsakenLive]

My little dog steals my slippers and runs away with them. After the chase they end up with bite marks and covered in drool. 

[ObeseWalrus]

Resisting when I stuff pills down his throat lol.

[UnknownEngineer]

My dog will bark at every little creature that dares enter her domain when she is inside. When she is outside she is quiet, she may eat the little birds that come close though.

[UnknownEngineer]

Resisting when I stuff pills down his throat lol.

You need to hide that stuff in some food, properly too. Don't just wrap it in a thin slice of ham.

[VG Docs]

My dog will bark at every little creature that dares enter her domain when she is inside. When she is outside she is quiet, she may eat the little birds that come close though.

My dog gets scared of every little creature that looks at her. She's a labrador and when chihuahuas bark at her, she runs away wimpering. 

[Sauron]

He has the annoying habit of not existing

[UnknownEngineer]

My dog gets scared of every little creature that looks at her. She's a labrador and when chihuahuas bark at her, she runs away wimpering. 

My dog will most likely not care, not until the other dog really starts to annoy her. Then she will make a little noise.

Neighbors chihuahua ran between her legs for a while, tried to bit her as well. She growled a little and the other do was already back on their property. 

She is a Pyrenees BTW.

[ObeseWalrus]

You need to hide that stuff in some food, properly too. Don't just wrap it in a thin slice of ham.

I have tried that too, He eats around it, and when I need to stuff it down my cat's throat I don't need to use food. It goes fine usually but I am ill today so i am a bit slow.

[oliverjrose99]

Sits on my mouse mat and bites me when I try to take it back

[shadowblitz3]

my dog pees on everything, including myself.

[DigitalHermit]

My cat keeps on using my foot as a pillow...

 

It's either that or sleeping on my laptop...

[eLucid]

While I read on the couch, my tuxedo cat loves to sleep around my neck/back area. It was cute at first, now it's just annoying. 

[Almercenary]

My goat tries to run at everyone that isn't me. Funny at first, then the novelty wears off.

[Picklenuttz]

My guinea pig poops everywhere, no matter what. Her area smells like crap.

Time to turn her in to dinner!

[Toggle]

My cat will meow for hours if either he doesn't know where you are or he knows you're near the kitchen so that he can try to get a treat out of you. It gets very old, very quickly.

[Mooshi]

I've adopted one of my cousin's kittens and her siblings are rude. They always try to steal her food because she actually savors it instead of scarfs it down.

[ionbasa]

My German Shepherd bites my ankles playfully if I try to ignore her. Overall she is pretty obedient, but has a distinct playful temper.

[Smiles1946]

Jogostar, on 04 Sept 2014 - 12:37 PM, said:

Use 90% of my bed.

 

hey at least you get 10%

[Ruostunut kokis]

Our cats try to trip us if we happen to walk by.

 

They also constantly beg for food, no matter how many times we give them food (like 6 times a day), and if their food cup is already full, they don't realize it's food and they don't eat it and continue to beg for more. And if we don't give them enough food, you can expect a dead bird / mouse / rat / mole or some of the previously mentioned animals' internal organs on the floor in the next morning (or in some cases during the day)

[Imaginaerum]

I ended the bad habits my dog had when I got her, which included jumping on people, begging, barking at everything, being scared of hissing noises, vacuum cleaners, lawn mowers, and being picked up or touched on her paws.

 

Right now the worst she does is become psychotic when it's nail clipping time, and I'm not sure I'll be able to fix that for many more months since I can only familiarize her with it once every few weeks.

[Jogostar]

hey at least you get 10%

MFW:

[Gr0egercesg]

My dog steals used tissues, and eats them