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So I just thought... How does Stephen Hawking poop?

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So I just thought... How does Stephen Hawking poop?

I wouldn't be surprised if his wheelchair has a toilet build in.


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Probably one of those bags. A chick on Tosh.O had one.

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So I just thought... How does Stephen Hawking poop?

Stephen Hawking is light years ahead of much lesser men, some say he isn't human at all. He does not need to expel waste from his body as he does not produce this waste. 

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A bag and a tube....of unspeakable horror

I couldn't find a youtube clip, but in American Dad (killer vacation) roger poses as an older gent to try and steal the woman another older gent left him for (when roger posed as an older woman) and he says "Let's see what's in YOUR fanny pack... oh that's odd, I usually leave mine in the toilet"

 

It's funnier in the clip. I laughed.

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I couldn't find a youtube clip, but in American Dad (killer vacation) roger poses as an older gent to try and steal the woman another older gent left him for (when roger posed as an older woman) and he says "Let's see what's in YOUR fanny pack... oh that's odd, I usually leave mine in the toilet"

 

It's funnier in the clip. I laughed.

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Stephen hawking craps pure science.

 

(Although i suppose he's got some kind of stoma)

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That episode was fucking great!

"you sound smart like hugh grant the moviestar, but youre stupid like hugh grant the person"

 

I can't believe fox cancelled it. Glad it will be continued on another station. Wayyyyyy better than family guy. Even though they have an alien and talking fish, it's more realistic, and the jokes are much, much smarter.

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"you sound smart like hugh grant the moviestar, but youre stupid like hugh grant the person"

 

I can't believe fox cancelled it. Glad it will be continued on another station. Wayyyyyy better than family guy. Even though they have an alien and talking fish, it's more realistic, and the jokes are much, much smarter.

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Stephen Hawkin >>>>Entire human population

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I am in class and was expecting something serious but I literally had to keep myself from laughing out loud non stop. LOL.

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He uses the space time continuum of course. Doc. Brown gave him the Delorean to travel time. 

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maybe theres a black hole under his bum?

The person who cleans and takes out the dump bag must have been paid a lot.

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People in his condition (wheelchair bound) do not have a bag to poop. They go in the toilet usually or if they are too weak for that, nurses will use a bedpan. The people that you hear have a bag are usually those that have lost much of their colon to cancer.

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So I just thought... How does Stephen Hawking poop?

he poops into a black hole!!! Duhhhh!! Why do you think he has been researching them for years?

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This is some sort of joking about him?

Nope. I am a fan of big bang theory and it just happened that I remembered him talking to Sheldon. and I just thought of this question because I pooped as the same time I remembered him.

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He carries a mini black hole with him wherever he goes.

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I have to admit, in all my life this isn't something I've given any thought to, I don't know.

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I have to admit, in all my life this isn't something I've given any thought to, I don't know.

You haven't thought of how someone else poop?

I feel so dirty right now.

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I couldn't find a youtube clip, but in American Dad (killer vacation) roger poses as an older gent to try and steal the woman another older gent left him for (when roger posed as an older woman) and he says "Let's see what's in YOUR fanny pack... oh that's odd, I usually leave mine in the toilet"

 

It's funnier in the clip. I laughed.

  

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