Last night *Sigh*

[SSOB]

Ok so some of you know what i did last night. I want to appologize for all the people that i possibly have hurt or w/e and my idiot friend who posted those idiot topics. 

 

Story time   :  ( I have to keep it short because i gotta learn, some odd test tommorow, i might write the extensive sory later.)

 

So it was around 8PM, my friend called me if i wanted to go clubbing, i said yes why not. So half an hour later he came to my house and we started to smoke/drink a little ( well he mainly smoked, i was the one drinking, because he had to drive to the clubs he wanted to stay ''sober'' and get a cab on the way back home. So i logged in on LTT and just messing around on the internet, i had drunk 3 shots and smoked one J or so so i was started to get a little faded/tipsy. I made some funny posts and i could write etc. So after that i went full retard (never do that) and honestly all i remember from there is that i took like 6 more shots and typed some stupid stuff on LTT lol. ( And appareantly i laid in my backyard or something wtf....) So now the fun part starts: Me and my friend were driving to the clubs when all of a sudden police had a control BS thingy iw as around 1AM. So my friend had to do the usual blow test to see if he was drunk, luckily he only had drunk one shot so nothing happend. ( He was high as fuck tho >.> ) anyway we arrived at the clubs, ( For anyone who lives in netherlands , the clubs we went to were [stratumseind] : Trace, Blush, Spijker and shisha lounge dubai. so nothing interesting happend for like 2 hours, just dancing , drinking the usual club things. All of a sudden my friend sees this girl and he was dry for 5 months so yeah you can imagine he went in hardcore to pull some birds. Honestly i didn't really go for the girls this time i just wanted to drink/ have fun etc. So he was pulling this girl ( gotta say she was smoking hot but that may because i drank a little too much lol.) and i see her trowing her fucking heels at his face, so i walked to them and asked what was up. So appareantly my friend dated her best friend but he didn't even know her. ( probably BS but she was pretty gone too so yeah...) so all of a sudden in the middle of the club she started crying fucking loud screaming things like ''nobody wants me'' i was just like WTF is this chick doing >.>. So half an hour went by and we went back to my house, so we wanted to call a cab because we were pretty wasted, so a girl came out of the club ( we were standing in front of the club smoking a cig.) and she came up to my friend and this is exactally what she said: ''So you are the guy i am supposed to be dating'' He said i guess so. and literally when he finished saying So ( well in dutch of course i am translating everything for you guys lol. ) she kissed him. ( talking about sluts, not my type of girls at all.) so all of a sudden this unknown girl sits in the cab, we arrived and of course my friend was hoping that she would come inside. Surprisingly she did ( i say surprisingly because i vaguely remember this girl from my neighberhood and i thought she wanted a free cab ride , but then again i was wasted as fuck.) so we went inside and they ''did there thing' , i was downstairs just smoking a J, surprisingly i wasn't that drunk anymore. So next morning i woke him and the ( still unknown girl , i didn't even know her name!.) up and told them to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE! So they ate some breakfast ( annoying mofo's ) and left. After that my friend called me and said that he had arranged a double date for him and me, i was like who is it. He was like you know the crying girl, i said ''yes..'' ''Well it's her'' . 

 

So i still have to decide , i already looked her up on facebook ( No i am not a stalker   ) and she seems pretty hot, should i go on that double ( blind) date or not?

 

Of course i left alot of the details out because otherwise it would be a very long story, and also i really hoped this is how it went because i forgot half the night honestly and normally i don't really forget things even when i'm drunk lol.

 

Extended version may be comming to you guyssoon

[Jeroen1322]

Check you PM's! :')

[SSOB]

Oh yeah for the people who select yes on the poll, honestly i don't remember last night that well but i do remember some funny things that have happend ^^

[nj4ck]

no worries, I sure had a good laugh  :lol:

[SSOB]

Check you PM's! :')

I already checked them LOL, you have permission to translate them and post them here

[Jeroen1322]

I already checked them LOL, you have permission to translate them and post them here

Haha yes! 

[SSOB]

no worries, I sure had a good laugh  :lol:

Yeah the mods didnt think it was funny ( well at least admin) so i've got a warning point,good thing it expires on 10 June.

[Volbet]

How come that every time I leave the forum, stuff happens?

I go on vacation for a week, and 3 members get banned. I go to sleep, and something that demand a back story happens. 

[SSOB]

How come that every time I leave the forum, stuff happens?

I go on vacation for a week, and 3 members get banned. I go to sleep, and something that demand a back story happens. 

Haha idk man, maybe because you're always in troubleshooting. perhaps .

[Volbet]

Haha idk man, maybe because you're always in troubleshooting. perhaps .

That is a wild place sometimes. 

[SSOB]

Story time :  ( I have to keep it short because i gotta learn, some odd test tommorow, i might write the extensive sory later.)

 

So it was around 8PM, my friend called me if i wanted to go clubbing, i said yes why not. So half an hour later he came to my house and we started to smoke/drink a little ( well he mainly smoked, i was the one drinking, because he had to drive to the clubs he wanted to stay ''sober'' and get a cab on the way back home. So i logged in on LTT and just messing around on the internet, i had drunk 3 shots and smoked one J or so so i was started to get a little faded/tipsy. I made some funny posts and i could write etc. So after that i went full retard (never do that) and honestly all i remember from there is that i took like 6 more shots and typed some stupid stuff on LTT lol. ( And appareantly i laid in my backyard or something wtf....) So now the fun part starts: Me and my friend were driving to the clubs when all of a sudden police had a control BS thingy iw as around 1AM. So my friend had to do the usual blow test to see if he was drunk, luckily he only had drunk one shot so nothing happend. ( He was high as fuck tho >.> ) anyway we arrived at the clubs, ( For anyone who lives in netherlands , the clubs we went to were [stratumseind] : Trace, Blush, Spijker and shisha lounge dubai. so nothing interesting happend for like 2 hours, just dancing , drinking the usual club things. All of a sudden my friend sees this girl and he was dry for 5 months so yeah you can imagine he went in hardcore to pull some birds. Honestly i didn't really go for the girls this time i just wanted to drink/ have fun etc. So he was pulling this girl ( gotta say she was smoking hot but that may because i drank a little too much lol.) and i see her trowing her fucking heels at his face, so i walked to them and asked what was up. So appareantly my friend dated her best friend but he didn't even know her. ( probably BS but she was pretty gone too so yeah...) so all of a sudden in the middle of the club she started crying fucking loud screaming things like ''nobody wants me'' i was just like WTF is this chick doing >.>. So half an hour went by and we went back to my house, so we wanted to call a cab because we were pretty wasted, so a girl came out of the club ( we were standing in front of the club smoking a cig.) and she came up to my friend and this is exactally what she said: ''So you are the guy i am supposed to be dating'' He said i guess so. and literally when he finished saying So ( well in dutch of course i am translating everything for you guys lol. ) she kissed him. ( talking about sluts, not my type of girls at all.) so all of a sudden this unknown girl sits in the cab, we arrived and of course my friend was hoping that she would come inside. Surprisingly she did ( i say surprisingly because i vaguely remember this girl from my neighberhood and i thought she wanted a free cab ride , but then again i was wasted as fuck.) so we went inside and they ''did there thing' , i was downstairs just smoking a J, surprisingly i wasn't that drunk anymore. So next morning i woke him and the ( still unknown girl , i didn't even know her name!.) up and told them to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE! So they ate some breakfast ( annoying mofo's ) and left. After that my friend called me and said that he had arranged a double date for him and me, i was like who is it. He was like you know the crying girl, i said ''yes..'' ''Well it's her'' . 

 

So i still have to decide , i already looked her up on facebook ( No i am not a stalker ) and she seems pretty hot, should i go on that double ( blind) date or not?

 

Of course i left alot of the details out because otherwise it would be a very long story, and also i really hoped this is how it went because i forgot half the night honestly and normally i don't really forget things even when i'm drunk lol.

 

Extended version may be comming to you guyssoon

[Guest]

The fact that this happened in the same country I live in makes it more interesting..

[chimmychunger]

How come that every time I leave the forum, stuff happens?

I go on vacation for a week, and 3 members get banned. I go to sleep, and something that demand a back story happens. 

who got banned

[FloRolf]

So i still have to decide , i already looked her up on facebook ( No i am not a stalker ) and she seems pretty hot, should i go on that double ( blind) date or not?

I vote Yes.

There will probably evolve an even funnier story out of that

[Nineshadow]

Yes.More stories.

[SSOB]

Decided not to date the girl, appareantly she is really slutty... I don't like sluts honestly

[The_Evenger]

please don't use black text, had to highlight the hole thing on mobile

 

nice story bro, glad to see you have a better life than me

[Volbet]

who got banned

I don't know if we are allowed to discuss this. It doesn't really matter anyway, since I can only remember the name of one of them. It also happened last October, so it's way past.

 

Story time :  ( I have to keep it short because i gotta learn, some odd test tommorow, i might write the extensive sory later.)

 

So it was around 8PM, my friend called me if i wanted to go clubbing, i said yes why not. So half an hour later he came to my house and we started to smoke/drink a little ( well he mainly smoked, i was the one drinking, because he had to drive to the clubs he wanted to stay ''sober'' and get a cab on the way back home. So i logged in on LTT and just messing around on the internet, i had drunk 3 shots and smoked one J or so so i was started to get a little faded/tipsy. I made some funny posts and i could write etc. So after that i went full retard (never do that) and honestly all i remember from there is that i took like 6 more shots and typed some stupid stuff on LTT lol. ( And appareantly i laid in my backyard or something wtf....) So now the fun part starts: Me and my friend were driving to the clubs when all of a sudden police had a control BS thingy iw as around 1AM. So my friend had to do the usual blow test to see if he was drunk, luckily he only had drunk one shot so nothing happend. ( He was high as fuck tho >.> ) anyway we arrived at the clubs, ( For anyone who lives in netherlands , the clubs we went to were [stratumseind] : Trace, Blush, Spijker and shisha lounge dubai. so nothing interesting happend for like 2 hours, just dancing , drinking the usual club things. All of a sudden my friend sees this girl and he was dry for 5 months so yeah you can imagine he went in hardcore to pull some birds. Honestly i didn't really go for the girls this time i just wanted to drink/ have fun etc. So he was pulling this girl ( gotta say she was smoking hot but that may because i drank a little too much lol.) and i see her trowing her fucking heels at his face, so i walked to them and asked what was up. So appareantly my friend dated her best friend but he didn't even know her. ( probably BS but she was pretty gone too so yeah...) so all of a sudden in the middle of the club she started crying fucking loud screaming things like ''nobody wants me'' i was just like WTF is this chick doing >.>. So half an hour went by and we went back to my house, so we wanted to call a cab because we were pretty wasted, so a girl came out of the club ( we were standing in front of the club smoking a cig.) and she came up to my friend and this is exactally what she said: ''So you are the guy i am supposed to be dating'' He said i guess so. and literally when he finished saying So ( well in dutch of course i am translating everything for you guys lol. ) she kissed him. ( talking about sluts, not my type of girls at all.) so all of a sudden this unknown girl sits in the cab, we arrived and of course my friend was hoping that she would come inside. Surprisingly she did ( i say surprisingly because i vaguely remember this girl from my neighberhood and i thought she wanted a free cab ride , but then again i was wasted as fuck.) so we went inside and they ''did there thing' , i was downstairs just smoking a J, surprisingly i wasn't that drunk anymore. So next morning i woke him and the ( still unknown girl , i didn't even know her name!.) up and told them to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE! So they ate some breakfast ( annoying mofo's ) and left. After that my friend called me and said that he had arranged a double date for him and me, i was like who is it. He was like you know the crying girl, i said ''yes..'' ''Well it's her'' . 

 

So i still have to decide , i already looked her up on facebook ( No i am not a stalker ) and she seems pretty hot, should i go on that double ( blind) date or not?

 

Of course i left alot of the details out because otherwise it would be a very long story, and also i really hoped this is how it went because i forgot half the night honestly and normally i don't really forget things even when i'm drunk lol.

 

Extended version may be comming to you guyssoon

...But not as wild as this.

[SSOB]

I don't know if we are allowed to discuss this. It doesn't really matter anyway, since I can only remember the name of one of them. 

 

...But not as wild as this.

I got some wilder stories lol... Not really sure if i want to tell them. I got 2 sides , the awesome techy that loves Custom PC and Gaming. And then the other ''Crazy'' side ( Well hoenstly i am not that crazy  :lol: .)

I personally like the techy side of me more than the ''crazy'' side, What Alcohol and weed  can do to you lol. But looking back on it, most of my realy (stupid) wild stories were sober lol.

[Guest]

Wow. Haha, this is probably one of the reasons I avoid alcohol/drugs. But it's a really interesting/funny store nonetheless, and I'd love to hear more of it

As for the blind date, maybe? If you met her while blackout drunk, maybe it's best to not go any further sober.

[FloRolf]

Decided not to date the girl, appareantly she is really slutty... I don't like sluts honestly

 

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