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Undergasm - The worlds first orgasmic alarm clock [NSFW]

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I kickstarted it 3 times

*indie gogoed

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Say wuuut

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*bzzzzzzztbzzzzzzzztbzzzzzzzzztbzzzzzztbzzzzzzzzzzt*

Well, this is kinda awkward.

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Impressive 0 so far.

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to be honest I am baffled that this has not been done yet. I tend to have problems getting out of bed and this would definetly help.

want version for males

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Hahahahahahaahhaahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha, what's next, fleshlight addon for men? Come on, this is going out of hand...

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so going to get one for my mom...

I already got one for her, don't worry about it.

 

 

...Sorry :P

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We need a male version of some sort now.

Gooey. It's far cheaper to just stick a vibrator in you while you sleep though. 

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How would this make you want to get out of bed? If the woman sleeps with their partner it would end up with sex happening IMO.

 

I know that if I was awoken by the sound of a woman being pleasured next to me I'd be to attention before you could even say undergasm.

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How would this make you want to get out of bed? If the woman sleeps with their partner it would end up with sex happening IMO.

 

I know that if I was awoken by the sound of a woman being pleasured next to me I'd be to attention before you could even say undergasm.

That or relationship problems. 

 

I can see guys having ego problems when they hear their ladies getting pleasured and not actually faking it.. 

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I bet it will vibrate. Problem is.... that I don't think that girls will really use it as a clock :D

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That page doesn't look too professional.

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Author of that indiegogo campaign and OP are both from the UK, coincidence?

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I don't see this as being an effective alarm clock, more like another reason for women to be late :)

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hmmm the only thing i can say about that is...

 

LOLಠ_ಠ :P  :P  :P  :P 

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I find it funny it has already been on there for three days yet no one has any interest in it.

The Cake is a Lie...

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so going to get one for my mom...

and that's not at all creepy...

there really needs to be a NSFW section on these forums.

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Ummm, you guys realise OP is the creator of this, right?

 

OP's name "Aidanthepcnerd"

Indiegogo user's name "Aidan ward"

 

All of the indiegogo links OP's posted are by this so called "Aidan Ward" aka OP. I wouldn't mind it if op stated they are his, but he makes the title seem as if he found the indiegogo and is sharing it (for example in his other indiegogo thread about the "Controlhard" he states "I urinated myself"), now if he wasn't trying to be a misleading douche (who if they actually reached the target amount, wouldn't be able to actually create the product) I wouldn't have ANY gripes.

 

Also 4/5 of his threads are either promoting a video/indiegogo link or begging for free stuff.

 

PS: The video in his "Controlhard" indiegogo is on the same channel as the video in this thread

 

PPS: I know, it really doesn't matter. But looking at his post history, he really hasn't contributed to anything, ever. It's like he just uses the forum to advertise his stuff.

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The grammar on that IndieGogo page hurts my eyes :mellow: If you want to sell a product then please do at least use capital letters.

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MICRO USB.

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