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Not really an insult but whenever my friend one shots a german tank in warcancer I mean warthunder I ask them if I need to call PETA.


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5 hours ago, imreloadin said:

It's not really an insult but I remember way back in the first days of Halo 2 multiplayer when someone killed you by them running you over the death message said "You were splattered by (insert gamertage)"... Well one day I was matched up against a guy named "MyBentWeiner" and he ran me over xD

I've been killed by "GrandmasCollards" before in EA Battlefront...

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My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If you want to see your kids graduate, you have to stop" Three years later he died of lung cancer.  My mom told me "Don't smoke; don't put your family through this"  At 22, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Lea play Hearthstone gave me cancer anyway.


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Yuna, I have to go. I'm sorry I couldn't show you Zanarkand. Goodbye!

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    • Source: Final Fantasy X
    • Notes: Character is a "dream", and defeating Yu Yevon ends his existence. However, he returns in the "good" ending of Final Fantasy X-2


    My only thought was "fuck you game"...

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