Who are those triangle bois in my pee? (biology) turned out a full on microscope pee analysis.

[Howitz]

Taken at 400x magnification

 

So much weird stuff in one's pee XD now before you have all kind of funny ideas, i am a healthy 25 year old 5'10'' 175lbs who never did drugs and rarely drinks, plays sports (and admitedly eat like trash) and only ever had one partner.

[Guest]

Probably an epitheliod cell

[AskTJ]

What on earth? HAHA

[Howitz]

48 minutes ago, RorzNZ said:

Probably an epitheliod cell

And holy shit, i just found that drying on the edge of the top slide... wtf that's in my pee, tons of blue crystals!

[Howitz]

checking my urine under the microscope... worst idea of the night by far, now WTF is THAT shit XD and some more weird stuff

[Howitz]

1000x no immersion oil (it's on the edge of the slide so i can't) but you can see some colors in there.

[Guest]

probably just salt or urite crystals. Not really an expert but looks like giarda, but its probably not. sometimes these things pop up

[Howitz]

Found another bad boy  lol this is so freaky hahahaha. And holy shit i am so nasty...

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Howitz said:

Found another bad boy  lol this is so freaky hahahaha

that is a hyaline cast completely normal, just an aggregate of protein 

[Howitz]

3 minutes ago, RorzNZ said:

that is a hyaline cast completely normal, just an aggregate of protein 

in the second one from that reply i can see a chain of cells running on the lenght along with their nucleis.

[Howitz]

Here are some more crystal bois. (supposedly cholesterol?)

[Howitz]

1 minute ago, VegetableStu said:

are those sugar? o_o

no idea, but maybe i'm not the most healthy person XD

 

I had multiple complete blood analysis and urine tests in the last few years and everything always was super fine according to the doc, they even tested diabetes and all was good like less than 2 years ago and i'm even more in shape now.

[wONKEyeYEs]

47 minutes ago, Howitz said:

So much weird stuff in one's pee XD

All of a sudden I feel normal.

[captain_to_fire]

33 minutes ago, RorzNZ said:

giarda

Unless OP is drinkinh from contaminated water sources, I doubt it’s Giardia. Chances are he’s using a dirty slide. 

[Howitz]

2 minutes ago, captain_to_fire said:

Unless OP is drinkinh from contaminated water sources, I doubt it’s Giardia. Chances are he’s using a dirty slide. 

took it from my new slides box and cleaned it with isopropyl 70% beforehand

 

alright, going to bed now, me and my bladder full of nasties, have a good night, i'll do the cum later as you all seems so eager to see it.

[captain_to_fire]

19 minutes ago, Howitz said:

took it from my new slides box and cleaned it with isopropyl 70% beforehand

I haven’t taken pathology, microbiology or parasitology yet (still in M1), I think those are pretty normal stuff you’ll see in urine like salts precipitating especially Sodium and Calcium salts. 

 

-[Guyton & Hall Textbook of Medical Physiology (13th ed, pp. 389-406)] or [Berne & Levy Physiology (7th ed, pp. 647-667)]

 

Also if you really want to see microorganisms, use a gram stain. 

 

Edited November 25, 2018 by captain_to_fire

[Arika]

first, this isn't a place to ask for medical advice

 

second, this is one of the more disgusting threads i've seen in a while.....

[Howitz]

15 minutes ago, Arika S said:

first, this isn't a place to ask for medical advice

 

second, this is one of the more disgusting threads i've seen in a while.....

Well i understand your point. Tho it's in off topic, which is the place to talk about pretty much anything right? And disgusting, yeah i guess but i personally don't find that disgusting but rather interesting. The things i find disgusting are what some human beings can inflict to other.

[Howitz]

Meh, i survived the night!

[lewdicrous]

9 hours ago, Howitz said:

Taken at 400x magnification

They might be struvite crystals.

8 hours ago, VegetableStu said:

are those sugar?

If you have sugar in your pee then you're probably diabetic.

[Guest]

9 hours ago, captain_to_fire said:

Unless OP is drinkinh from contaminated water sources, I doubt it’s Giardia. Chances are he’s using a dirty slide. 

I don't have much material to compare it with, tbh just looks like your average amoeba. tell you the truth I had one lesson on this and never need to know it ever again. 

 

9 hours ago, captain_to_fire said:

[Guyton & Hall Textbook of Medical Physiology (13th ed, pp. 389-406)] 

 

 

[captain_to_fire]

28 minutes ago, RorzNZ said:

I don't have much material to compare it with, tbh just looks like your average amoeba. tell you the truth I had one lesson on this and never need to know it ever again. 

 

 

 

You don’t like the book? I like it a lot. It’s both info dense and student friendly. 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, captain_to_fire said:

You don’t like the book? I like it a lot. It’s both info dense and student friendly. 

I thought the meme meant I loved the book

[captain_to_fire]

6 minutes ago, RorzNZ said:

I thought the meme meant I loved the book

Oh... nvm it then. This is what happens when I’m sleepless and OD on caffeine. 

[AskTJ]

STOP. PLEASE.