The Untimely Cereals.

[TobiLu]

It's in the morning and my stomach wants me to eat something. I got up and went to wash my face and then proceeds downstairs. I grabbed my cereal bowl and my carton of milk hidden at the edge of the fridge where I know it'll be safe from the gluttonous demons that is my family. I opened my newly bought Fruit Loops which had just arrived newly at the stores across Malaysia, I've heard great things about this brand of cereals and can't wait to eat it. I poured my cereals and milk to make the perfect breakfast, I was ecstatic!

Going upstairs to my bedroom and towards my crappy setup, everything was perfect. Just as I was about to munch on the delicious and crunchy cereals, a call seemingly tries to interrupt my scrumptious breakfast. I look towards my phone and realized that it is my dad calling me, I'm sure that it's an important call... But the cereals! I took a 3 important minutes break and looked down to my bowl of milk and...formerly crunchy Fruit Loops. Before I knew it, I was kneeling with tears on my eyes, crying tears of agony that my newly bought crunchy Fruit Loops has just been replaced with soggy cereals. I was traumatized for the entire week and cannot focus on work.

On another note, got some tricks to prevent soggy cereals?

[Quadriplegic]

Put them in the freezer and eat them as ice cream/candy when they turn soggy?

Or even better, grab some meat for the breakfast, it's the most important meal of the day!

[Guest]

Yeah, have you tried a funnel? 

[RuffRuffmcgruff]

The saddest thing since the tragedy of Darth Plagius the Wise. Next time, turn off the phone

[Velcade]

I got you fam.

 

Let me introduce you to the anti-soggy cereal bowl.

[Mira Yurizaki]

35 minutes ago, Velcade said:

I got you fam.

 

Let me introduce you to the anti-soggy cereal bowl.

This became an actual thing? I remember seeing it on an episode of PitchMen.

[Beef Boss]

I don't understand your simpleton complaints. I don't even eat cereal for breakfast, I eat chicken wraps. Or turkey. Your peasant ways bore me, pheasant. 

 

Next time just ignore the call? I mean survival is important. 

[Blasteque]

How about a milk dispensing spoon?  Scoop cereal with spoon, add milk in spoon, then eat.

[RyomaSJibenG]

4 hours ago, Blasteque said:

How about a milk dispensing spoon?  Scoop cereal with spoon, add milk in spoon, then eat.

i'm surprised that exist....