need a joke, Help ??

[BisquTz]

Alright ladies annd gents, boys and girls, i have a task for you,

I have been working in my IT job for the past 6 or so months as an apprentice, 

and every friday in the daily call we make it 'joke day' and every week i have managed to get out of it,

However I have been asked to give the best joke i can find,

Trying to avoid embarresment I am recruiting you guys to give me a hand,

I need a clean joke that can relate to anything from 'The current snow situation', 'anything to do with cloud/storage', 'or just a generally good joke'

Thanks in advance

[RuffRuffmcgruff]

I would tell you a joke about opticians but they'd only get cornea *ba-dum Tiss*

[RuffRuffmcgruff]

So I said to the man with the long neck, Girrafe to do tha.

[RuffRuffmcgruff]

Walked into a fishmongers the other day with a cod on me shoulder, went up to the fishmonger, "Ey mate do you have any fishcakes" fishmonger replies "ahh just run out" Points to the cod on me shoulder, "That's a Shame, It's his birthday"

[Canada EH]

I just farted

 

now that is funny

[mr moose]

24 minutes ago, RuffRuffmcgruff said:

I would tell you a joke about opticians but they'd only get cornea *ba-dum Tiss*

 

Did you here about the optician that fell into the lens grinder?   He made a spectacle of himself.

[Urishima]

Two skyscrapers are sitting in the basement during and earthquake. Says one to the other 'I'm scared', to which the other responds 'Don't worry, I've got yogurt in my pockets.'.

 

Two u-boats are flying over the desert. One of them loses a tire. How many eggs are in the nest? Three, because yogurt doesn't have bones.

 

A guy drops his smartphone, but it is undamaged. How is that possible? Easy, he set it to flight mode.

 

I'll be here all night, folks. No, you aren't getting out either.

[Froody129]

*sees clean only*

 

*crosses out 98% of jokes*

 

Something I just thought of:

 

What’s a network manager’s worst fear?Silence of the LANs