How To Pickup Chicks!!!! [UNOFFICIAL LTT GUIDE] [FOLLOWS ACTUAL STORY LINE]

[piemadd]

Ok children, gather around. Today i’m going to show you how to pick up chicks, both physically and literally.

 

Step 1: First things first, you need to get the chick’s phone #. This can be easily done b slipping them a note. I did it by DM(Direct Messaging)ing her on Instagram, giving her my number. Later that night I got a response. Congratulations! You've completed the first step.

 

 

Note: The part about her parents letting her go was that she switched from a private school to a public school(a.k.a. My school).

 

Step 2: Ask the crew whether she guchi or not. Show your friends a picture, and ask for a rating. If yes, you have completed step 2, if not, find a new girl.

 

Step 3: Ask LTT whether to slide into the DMs or not. I asked using a straw poll via a status update. https://www.strawpoll.me/13501643 You can make your own at https://www.stawpoll.me/

 

Step 4: Slide into the DMs. Send her a pickup line. Here is a list that you can choose from. http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html I personally used my own, “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.

 

 

Step 5: Wait for a response. (To be continued)

[LAwLz]

Step 1 is good. 

Step 4 can work but chances are it doesn't. 

 

Step 2 and 3 seems stupid.

[lewdicrous]

11/10 much knowledge, would date again!

[Guest]

Suppose this works when you're that young, when you get older, DMing a girl your number without actually initiating a conversation and actually getting to know them is just straight up creepy 

[piemadd]

4 minutes ago, AUniqueName said:

Suppose this works when you're that young, when you get older, DMing a girl your number without actually initiating a conversation and actually getting to know them is just straight up creepy 

there was a conversation, I just cut that out because it didn't relate to this at all.

[Guest]

Just now, Implosivetech said:

there was a conversation, I just cut that out because it didn't relate to this at all.

Is this meant to be a semi-serious guide or are you just taking the piss?

[piemadd]

9 minutes ago, LAwLz said:

Step 1 is good. 

Step 4 can work but chances are it doesn't. 

 

Step 2 and 3 seems stupid.

The title does say real life story. I just decided to throw those in there. Step 2 is a good one, because if there is a trait you don't see in her, that your friends do, which is also a bad trait, you can be saved from dating a complete b*tch.

[K0MP4CT]

Just now, AUniqueName said:

Is this meant to be a semi-serious guide or are you just taking the piss?

I sincerely hope he's taking the piss, because it's god-awful.

[piemadd]

1 minute ago, AUniqueName said:

Is this meant to be a semi-serious guide or are you just taking the piss?

semi-serious

[piemadd]

jk im taking the piss

 

this started out as a joke

 

now its here

[Megah3rtz]

10 minutes ago, Implosivetech said:

semi-serious

Mods pls move this to LTT Official

[piemadd]

1 minute ago, Megah3rtz said:

Mods pls move this to LTT Official

@Ryan_Vickers @wkdpaul 

[PlayStation 2]

this is normie tier shitposting